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Quick update here. Power is out right now in the small town that I am staying in. Running off the reserves in my laptop battery and cell phone. Ooh and I'm about to go photograph that gymnastics teacher in a few minutes. We will see how that goes. Also, I will add a bonus video to this update once I get some juice. Have a good one. Entry2 I am back on the grid and the shoot was went splendidly. If you guys love her, half as much as your narrator, she will be a hit. G'night, amigos.
Do you like attractive, slim, energetic women with bountiful curly hair, who hate to shave, love their bodies, and can't stop smiling as they roll around on the angelic white sands of a Florida beach? Then you are gonna love Debra Kenlow. Conditions like these make me want to point up to the heavens like one of those athletes after pulling off an amazing feat. I owe one, Xenu!
Here is part two of Zishy contributormodel Vika's rendezvous with Arina Bik. Redheads like Arina are rare and precious gems, difficult to find in every region of the planet. Don't be smart and bring up Scotland, I'm not going there. I saw Braveheart. The place seems about as dangerous as Afghanistan. Too soon? I have never been good at making decisions
This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
Helga Amor returns with contributor Max. I think she is smoking hot and it wouldn't hurt to see her smile more. Then again, maybe shit isn't going well for her. Maybe she is worried about a global pandemic, climate change, the constant threat of nuclear annihilation, the rise of child suicide, the growing impoverished population, the incompetence from all forms of leadership, the death of intellect and hard work, the rise of terrorism foreign and domestic, the widespread sense of mental illness plaguing society. But also, Helga might just think it looks goofy to show too much emotion. Who knows?
This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
I completely understand. You have been jaded by all the liars on social media who filter and manipulate their images. You have been tricked into buying various items from Amazon wish lists. Your heart has learned the hard way about the 'liquify' feature in Photoshop. But I swear on your graves, there's none of that going on here. Vyeta Mustafina is unaltered in these photos and built this way naturally. Some Soviet engineering is quite impressive.
This year has been tough, but we've made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn't typical.
Good luck tracking down more images of Zoe Aguilar elsewhere. She is an incredible find by a contributor in South America. Can you guess from which country? I will give you a hint. It is one that has recently experienced grotesque inflation of their national currency. Yeah, I know. That doesn't narrow it down much. Could be anywhere. Yet I remain an optimist. I am banking on people around the world eventually adopting the one answer that can resolve these economic woes Bitcoin. Only kidding, folks. That is trash. Money with a set supply that resides on computers? It'll never work. Let's stick with the time-honored solutions of uncapped fiat currency which also resides on computers and war. Be sensible.
Bianca Bell returns and I am glad. It is hard to find women like her, with her naturally generous curves, a photogenic face, full of smiles and devoid of shame. That is why I told my team in Ukraine to continue working with Bianca and I could continue sending them satoshis. I only spend my bitcoin when I absolutely have to. Bianca is a worthy cause in my book. Thanks, Max and BB. Stay safe.
I really enjoyed Middlesex. The novel follows one family across different eras and under some of the strangest circumstances. The topics of incest and hermaphroditism could have easily been used to shock the reader. And although their explorations are shocking, I am ultimately drawn in by the human and historical aspects of the narrative. I really hate to agree with Oprah on this one, but it is a great book. Minka Giertz is also pretty great. There will be more of her soon.
Myra Glasford had half a swimsuit with her and luckily we were in a city where going topless in public is legal for both genders. Ooh, yeah I said it. Imagine if there were really only two genders. That would be so unnatural. Imagine if you went to a doctor and told them that you felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. The doctor then proceeds to schedule you to have your dick and balls removed, places you on intensive hormone therapy, and advises you to consider surgical breast implants. Yo doc, wouldn't it be better cheaper, safer less painful to fix my head? Can't you prescribe pills or therapy to put me in harmony with my body? Again, I don't know shit.
It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan's club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.
And here it is. The finale of Victoria Minina. It is great to watch her go but it is awful to see her go, if you catch my drift. She truly is a wonderful person on top of her amazing appearance. By tomorrow, I will put together a non-explicit xtra of Vika. Stay dreamy.
Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
Sasha Apex believes that she is not appreciated on Zishy just because a few twats on here have left negative comments about her ink. I have urged her to ignore outdated critics that do not share her opinions on aesthetics and are unable to hold their tongue. Nonetheless, she blocked me. I am pretty sure she will come around eventually. But yeah, tats, who needs 'em?
Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
In this video, Adriene Macedo gives us some Sublime karaoke. She dances, spins, leaps, shakes, and talks about her supernatural figure. To be completely honest with you, even if I weren't its creator, I'd be a huge fan of Zishy too. Enjoy your day.
I am so glad to see Dabney Conrad again. She is truly a special person. If I was to walk into her club, you know the kind filled with girls with daddy issues, I'd be expecting to meet someone totally fake and only interested in the contents of my wallet. Not so with Dabney. She is ultra-kind and authentic and loves animals so much, she'd probably just take whatever money you give her and donate it to a rescue shelter. In fact, I am positive that is what Dabney did with all my cash. I had to help her help the innocent critters. I think she really likes me too, guys.
For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
I love the nature in this region. I love that there are still places where you can gather fruit and herbs straight from the wild. I love that there are unpaved roads here. I love not having a cell phone signal. I love the lakes that we swim in and pull life out of. I love the clean drinking water that literally seeps from the ground. I love calling it a night shortly after the sky darkens. I love waking when the sun begins lighting up the horizon. Whoever said it was right. I probably have gone mad, but mostly because the bulk of my life is removed from the natural elements. How about yourself? How long has it been since you plucked a wild blackberry? P.S. I fucking hate mosquitoes.
Part two of Angel Youngs' most recent update. Sometimes I am punctual. Mostly I am not. If Angel was a moment, she'd be that time you were drinking with your buddies in high school and you didn't give yourself a chance to overthink it, you said fuck-it and attempted a backflip for the first time. Go, Angel!
As with many of my models, photographing Oxana Chic is an exercise in introspection. Maybe I should believe in a higher power. Maybe life isn't a lucid nightmare. Perfection does not exist, but even if it did, would I know what to do with it? All these thoughts running through my mind. The hand of Providence gently caressing before slapping me hard in the face. Oxana is a gem, but none of us will ever know what is going on behind those magic eyes. We will never own them. We can only meet beauty with gratitude and I personally remain thankful for getting to journal these women for you. Your subscriptions melt my heart and my heart needs a lot of melting. I believe that if we take care of each other, life will take care of us. Talk soon.
I used to record the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit program that they would air on primetime network TV. Those were the good ol' VCR days of my youth. Now, the young kids have it so easy. Nicole Ross brought with her two great, ultra-nothing bikinis. She made me photograph her in both of them, and then without either. It was torture I really need to learn how to say no.
Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
This is Luisa Medrano, photographed in Colombia by our newest contributor, Viky. Luisa was very timid about taking these sorts of photos but then she realized that nothing really matters, the only time is now and that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone, even Mohammed bin Salman. Luisa reminds me a lot of one of the previous Zishy models, hbu? Stay grateful.
Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
Dear DT, The universe renewed my appreciation for it by bumping me into you at the river yesterday. I hope my frantic energy did not overwhelm you. As I mentioned, my site is Zishy.com and I am an artist. Smut is my career or it has been for the majority of my adulthood. I am obsessed with photographing beautiful women in playfully sexual ways. We are all adults here, so I figure it is within our right. Plus, it makes money and everyone loves money. Could I possibly advertise Zishy on your podcast, DTFH? I could throw down a few bills. You could talk as much shit about me and my work as you wish. I know you would come up with something hilarious. But even if you decline, I will understand and remain your fan. Please continue producing that insane art of yours with love. Gratefully, ZV
It will be hard to say goodbye to Adriene Macedo. This is her last update. Fortunately, there will be a second part to it and probably some bonus video. She is a phenom in many ways. I was enamored with Adriene from afar for quite a while before she agreed to shoot. Her body type is rare and completely natural. She is into extreme activities like riding dirt bikes and kickboxing. Whoever is trying to blackmail her, threatening to show her Zishy pics to her family and friends, that's shitty of you. Woefully, she is not the first. And then I constantly have people also asking why I don't tag my models' social media. Yup.
Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
These are the results of having a very game muse who is willing to wake up early and explore nature. I took a ton of photos on this warm morning with Sybil Kuechler. This is part one. We delve further into her kinks with part two. Also, her bikini bottom gets swept downstream by accident. Oops! I am guessing if it is your thing and you were Sybil's partner, she would have zero qualms calling you daddy. But that is just a guess. Happy Father's Day.
I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
Vicky Chandler is back in a two-part session. I had to break it up because I was the victim of intense hypnosis on this day. My trigger finger was sore by the end of it and my camera had to be sent on retreat. Keep cool and enjoy a milkshake. You deserve it. Unless, if you are over three hundred pounds, which in that case, indulge in some refreshing dihydrogen monoxide.
Sorry for the delay on the notes. I was busy yesterday spending time with my kid's gymnastics coach. She is damn cute and considering whether or not to shoot for Zishy. That opportunity is all I can think about right now. Jade Baker does serve as a pleasant distraction, but it will be short-lived. This is Jade's grand finale. On to the next. Jesus, forgive me.
Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
Rose Fessenden is a sight to behold. I hope she loves these photos of her as much as I do. Enjoy the weekend and say hello to your mother for me.
Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
A marketing executive from Joss Industries hit me up last October requesting photographs of Miki Pedangen in one of their suits. I had them ship over a few in her size along with a hefty advance. Sadly, Joss paid in FTX token and all was for naught. However, with their permission, I am now able to publish the campaign here. I'm also including extra photos that continue Miki's last update. This same exec now wants me to photograph Miki nude for his 'private collection', but I doubt she will agree. Some beauties are shy. Selah. Bitcoin only, my brothers.
So I tell Nicole Ross, If I'm going to shoot you in another one of your itty bitty bikinis, you're gonna have to get in some water this time. She agreed and we made our way into a resort's pool of which we may or may not have been paid guests. I have a bad memory. I also suggested to Nicole that it would also be a treat if we finally saw her without makeup. Lo and behold, she was down for the cause. Once I got her back to the bedroom, she negotiated her way into cosmetics in exchange for getting completely nekkid. Hey, we all have our weak points.
Hey, guys! Today I want to announce my re-retirement from photography. I just discovered the effectiveness of AI for creating art, so I will be relying on that moving forward. You might think I actually traveled to and photographed the beautiful Zoey Luna, but no, you would be dead wrong. I simply asked HAL 9000 to generate 68 teasy photos of a sexual Australian woman with red hair, petite breasts and a perfectly round rump. This set of images is what he spat out. Well, I am impressed. Sadly, AI is very costly, so I still need you to fork over subscription fees. I truly appreciate the support. Now open the doors, HAL.
Hi, everybody. This set of photos is another Zishy miracle. I was walking down the street with my ol' pal, Oxana, and we were in desperate need for a location to fit the stunning look she was sporting. We serendipitously found the Hotel Monika. It was everything we wanted colorful, elegant, plush. It even offered plenty of privacy, so much so that Oxana was able to play their piano, demonstrate her singing chops, and flash me glimpses of her immaculate body. You will see video from this day in Oxana's next update. Guess you will just have to stick around. I think you can manage.
Even though it is currently winter in Argentina, I had our contributor bust out a new update of Agos Firenze. I have felt guilty about cruelly introducing her earlier this year in an epic dance video, but never following up with a photo set. Well, today your patience is rewarded. Here is Agos taking us on a shopping adventure in Buenos Aires and then baring all while back at home. Don't waste your time or life seeking thrills at the bottom of the ocean. The good shit is up here. Peace.
As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
It's great to meet generous people who will let you borrow their amber store for risqu photos. This town is mostly built off of amber. Here, amber can make a family fortune, but it can also put you in prison or an early grave through its illegal and often dangerous acquisition. I do not personally see any value in amber, but I do appreciate how it looks on a work of art like Nicole Ross. Happy Friday.
Giulia Wylde has returned, just like that stubborn old virus. I felt we needed a booster shot of this incredible woman. I must confess that Giulia is not a fan of my photography. Perhaps the images are too raw, too unrefined for her personal preference. Well, she is right. My world is a mess and I am too impatient to tie a bow around it. The last thing I need in this nightmare simulation is more fabricated nonsense. My family is the only thing that keeps me sane. They are wonderful. Oh, and pizza. Enjoy the real Giulia. Ta ta.
The world around me might be in ruins, but there are some things that will never cease in bringing me joy. One of those things is taking a spectacular woman like Oxana Chic out for an adventurous stroll in an eyepopping outfit. She is a pure delight in so many ways. Another joy of mine is watching actors pretend that they are flying jets and reading lines that someone else wrote for them. I do need a strong edible though for the latter. Have a nice weekend. A bonus video will be posted to this update soon.
Please try not to view this set through a political lens. Disha and Alevtina are simply two young women trying to enjoy a few thrills before the planet melts into its nearest star. I am super grateful for the opportunity to travel the world and document beauty and adventure. You subscribers make all of this possible. Remember, no matter where you live, the people in power are lying to you. There is a better way, The New Way. More of this incredible pair to come.
Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
Welcome to Better Times Cafe. We serve you women like Lana Lane who is a stunning female specimen from Ukraine. She is brought to us by our contributor, Max. Here at our establishment, we do not discuss war or politics or anything that will upset you. We do not care about those things. We care about boobs, boners, and money. That's it. Have a seat and enjoy the warm cozy environment. The human suffering that you hear outside will pass. It always does. Just relax, indulge yourself on the goodies, and remember to pay your bill before you go. Thank you! -Management
Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel's aggressive beauty. She's done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin' beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn't one. More Madd times ahead.
This is the first contribution attempt by a photographer in Colombia. They did a hell of a job finding an incredible model in Valery Ponce and taking some beautiful shots, but definitely have room to improve. I asked the contributor very politely to shoot more of Valery or else I would find a nearby bridge to jump off. I hope they come through. I am a man of my word. And don't fret, I will return tomorrow with another newbie for you wolves to feast on. Happy Friday.
Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are clich, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
There are places in this world where humans are not told that their naked body is something to be hidden. There are places where shame is shameful. Most of us will only ever know these places as tourists. We walk down our paved streets in our manufactured clothes, breathing polluted air, drinking bottled water, looking for the next spot to charge our cell phone, and we call ourselves civilized. Katherine Prerija has yet to be convinced.
Marcela Gaona is an intelligent and sound-minded individual. Plenty of you will think otherwise just because she shows her naked body to the world online. You are not fools, but this is a foolish thought. Erase the negativity. Your life will be better without it. If there is one thing a person truly owns, it should be their body. And if one is not free to sell photos of that which they own, then what the fuck is the point?
Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.
Athena Heart is a free spirit from Central California. She tells me first that sex does not have any real appeal for her, that it is a waste of time. It bores her. But then, I take Athena shopping for new throw pillows and she seemingly has the time of her life flashing and doing all sorts of naughtiness in the store's parking lot. Women are complicated or maybe retail is the perfect aphrodisiac. Go figure. Yes, there is some xtra content too.
Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
I gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn't when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel's lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn't when Sylvia saw her father's car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete ... just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.
When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There's something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova's finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
If I had a time machine and could visit any moment in my life, I think I would relive this experience a few times. Meadow Brink is an incredible person who puts a lot of passion into everything she does. She is quirky and strange and uninhibited with her own personal history, which includes some trauma. She can be kinky, and is gifted with SUPER noteworthy genitalia. I have some bonus material from this day that I could share for a nice tip in my jar. Email me for details. Stay weird.
My lawyer told me that I should not claim your subscription to Zishy will help bring the price of BTC back over 60K, nor will it curb the dangerous exponential growth of the squirrel population, so I won't say any of that nonsense. All I will say is that it helps me bring you more and more incredible women like Katya Nesterova for your enjoyment to the very screen you are staring at right now. These evil devices steal away more eyeball time than the sweet faces of our own children. Let's make our demise worthwhile. Happy Monday, cyber-junkies!
I was a fairly uncoordinated kid. In my mid-thirties, I decided life was too short to not learn how to skate. I first had to prove to myself that it was possible. I took a few spills, but managed to improve a bit each time I went out. All you need is patience, an empty parking lot, and a decent board setup. Don't waste your money on no-name brands that prey off newbs. Once I had a smooth ride, I believe I spent around 130, the experience was much more enjoyable. Sybil Kuechler knows how to skateboard and tease at the same time, doesn't even need undies or a bra. That is next level.
I'm guilty. I really shouldn't promote the false idea that all women are as game as Marcela Gaona. I feel so bad about this. I hope you understand that reality is a bit more... um... complicated. But anyways, Marcela does exist somewhere in Europe and is rather amazing. I taught her how to eat a Macadamia nut from the shell. Just like many things, you need the right tools. Once you get them open though, they are super tasty.
Hello, everyone. Just because Zishy is rated the number one internet site by the Douglas Peabody Foundation, doesn't mean that I can afford to send myself into space. No, I am a simple man of simple means. My only plans for the future are to explore the bottom of the oceans with a robotic submarine. While I'm working on that, I might have more people like Andy, our Colombian contributor, photograph women like Yma Pallete. Hope that's cool. See you soon.
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