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In this video, Adriene Macedo gives us some Sublime karaoke. She dances, spins, leaps, shakes, and talks about her supernatural figure. To be completely honest with you, even if I weren't its creator, I'd be a huge fan of Zishy too. Enjoy your day.
Since her debut was so well-received, here is a tasty encore of Iliza. Just kidding, it was my plan all along. I like to keep you guys guessing. We can't be too predictable, ya'know? Yes, there will be more of her in the future. Stay orange.
As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
It's great to meet generous people who will let you borrow their amber store for risqu photos. This town is mostly built off of amber. Here, amber can make a family fortune, but it can also put you in prison or an early grave through its illegal and often dangerous acquisition. I do not personally see any value in amber, but I do appreciate how it looks on a work of art like Nicole Ross. Happy Friday.
Introducing Kylie Shay. She decided to jump headfirst into the adult industry last year and immediately became sought after by many producers. She is ultra-petite, but her massive natural appeal compelled me to jump on the Kylie bandwagon. I flew out to her hometown of Memphis and was welcomed by Kylie and her companion's hospitality. Take a shot, MLK did.
It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
Stop being a bitch and taking your girl to some lame fast food trough and shoving garbage into your swollen bellies. At the very least, go to Islands. They have semi-delicious food paired with background videos of people doing extreme sports that you only have the courage to admire. And if you're a mega-popular podcaster or internet personality, stop reading your own fucking ads. The world does not need another slave for a role model. Bye! -Drunk Joe Biden.
It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
I love American sushi. You know, the sushi covered with sweet syrups, creamy sauces, spices and fried shit that Japanese masters would never even think of serving. I like when you can not taste a hint of the two-week-old fish the Korean restaurateurs are trying to pass off as being fresh. That's my jam. But seriously, none of that matters, certainly not when I am having a sensational night with a woman like Amber Moore. Part two will follow tomorrow. Maybe some xtra. Guess we shall see.
Camila Gomez is a nice person and it makes life so much easier when you get to deal with nice people. I would also say that I enjoy life more when I am nice to people. And that's why when people talk trash in the comments or online, I keep scrolling. My time here is limited and it can't be wasted on mean thoughts towards mean people. I know that I am no angel, but I also know that I don't have any dead bodies in my trunk. I hope Camila is doing well and I hope your 2023 is better than 2020 through 2022. Peace, ninjas.
Introducing another exceptional beauty from Latin America brought to us by a new contributor. These guys are finding the right talent, but need to be dialed in on how to put together more extensive sets. At least that is my take. I am a bit of a perfectionist with Zishy, even though the rest of my life looks like a train wreck. Only playing, I'm sure most fathers, sons and husbands are often despised by their families. As far as abortion goes, I can't believe God didn't build in an eject button on the uterus. What a repressive dick. He must have hated women. Enjoy your weekend.
Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel's aggressive beauty. She's done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin' beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn't one. More Madd times ahead.
Sybil Kuechler is the perfect dance partner when it comes to making Zishy. She is beautiful, has plenty of energy to keep up with a manic photographer, and she enjoys the thrill of possibly getting caught being deviant in public. Just as I appreciate her, I appreciate everyone who has subscribed, and even more the subscribers who have purchased xtra content from me. It is one of the few ways to combat the widespread piracy of my site. If one wants to enjoy everything Zishy can offer, including the ability to download just about all of my life's work for the last decade, they're gonna have to pay more than ten bucks. As much as Sybil and I love this stuff and would gladly do it for free, we still gotta keep the lights on at our sprawling estates. DCA!
College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don't get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don't get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.
I'm guilty. I really shouldn't promote the false idea that all women are as game as Marcela Gaona. I feel so bad about this. I hope you understand that reality is a bit more... um... complicated. But anyways, Marcela does exist somewhere in Europe and is rather amazing. I taught her how to eat a Macadamia nut from the shell. Just like many things, you need the right tools. Once you get them open though, they are super tasty.
I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
Rose Fessenden is a sight to behold. I hope she loves these photos of her as much as I do. Enjoy the weekend and say hello to your mother for me.
Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
I want to speak directly to the people reading this who are not subscribed. You should join Zishy. We have a lot of fun here. With a membership, you can see how crappy a person's pubic region regrows after being subjected to laser removal. Poor Adriene. She will get through this though. I am semi-confident she can find a lover who will look past such a superficial travesty. Also, if you subscribe, you will be given Adriene's bitcoin wallet address if you wish to contribute to her pube transplant fund. A video of Adriene will be added either later tonight or tomorrow. Make friends in the comments. Z.
This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
As promised, here is part two. I missed church cuz of this. Thanks a lot.
Meadow Brink is a mystery, inside a puzzle, filled with paradox, surrounded by a maze. I don't get her and probably never will. But sometimes we get along long enough to make really cool shit. She's my Eastman. And I'm her Laird. Or at least that is how it felt on this spring morning in Pensacola. Hope this finds her doing well.
I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
My lawyer told me that I should not claim your subscription to Zishy will help bring the price of BTC back over 60K, nor will it curb the dangerous exponential growth of the squirrel population, so I won't say any of that nonsense. All I will say is that it helps me bring you more and more incredible women like Katya Nesterova for your enjoyment to the very screen you are staring at right now. These evil devices steal away more eyeball time than the sweet faces of our own children. Let's make our demise worthwhile. Happy Monday, cyber-junkies!
I love the nature in this region. I love that there are still places where you can gather fruit and herbs straight from the wild. I love that there are unpaved roads here. I love not having a cell phone signal. I love the lakes that we swim in and pull life out of. I love the clean drinking water that literally seeps from the ground. I love calling it a night shortly after the sky darkens. I love waking when the sun begins lighting up the horizon. Whoever said it was right. I probably have gone mad, but mostly because the bulk of my life is removed from the natural elements. How about yourself? How long has it been since you plucked a wild blackberry? P.S. I fucking hate mosquitoes.
Sorry for the delay on the notes. I was busy yesterday spending time with my kid's gymnastics coach. She is damn cute and considering whether or not to shoot for Zishy. That opportunity is all I can think about right now. Jade Baker does serve as a pleasant distraction, but it will be short-lived. This is Jade's grand finale. On to the next. Jesus, forgive me.
Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
OMG, Becky. Today I met this really chill guy after my gender studies class. Apparently, he's like this super famous photographer who is gonna help me out with my acting career. I showed him around campus and he took some AMAZING photos of me. You should totally see how sexy they came out. Some of them were a bit on the slutty side, but he kept saying, It's a brave new world, baby or something hilarious. He can be a real kook, but he is fucking dreamy. Next week, we are planning to take some pics inside my dorm room. I hope that bitch, Kim, can put down her phone long enough to go to class!
Let us return to Russia with our contributor, Vika, and her modelfriend, Arina Bik. On this cloudy day in Moscow, they take us shopping and out for a bit of adventurous street flashing. Now, perhaps I did jump the gun by investing my life savings into Bitcoin last year. But my children seem bright enough. They should be able to make it through life without expecting a terrific inheritance. Even if Bitcoin's price is in the dumps, it remains the ideal way to transmit monetary value to a person living under a corrupt regime, i.e. everyone living on Earth. Better than nothing.
If I had a time machine and could visit any moment in my life, I think I would relive this experience a few times. Meadow Brink is an incredible person who puts a lot of passion into everything she does. She is quirky and strange and uninhibited with her own personal history, which includes some trauma. She can be kinky, and is gifted with SUPER noteworthy genitalia. I have some bonus material from this day that I could share for a nice tip in my jar. Email me for details. Stay weird.
When Kayla Coyote doesn't have a good shirt to wear to bed, she doesn't cry about it. She just throws on her comfy shorts and socks and makes do. Some might think I am the type of guy who would hide Kayla's tops under the bed next to her Trivial Pursuit 40th Anniversary Ruby Edition, but you have no proof. You just like spreading dirt. Remember, if you don't have anything good to say, say it fiercely in the comments section. Also, I am looking for new models to shoot before the year end. Find one and I will pay YOU 1K. 1 She must be 18 and reside in the U.S. 2 You must have established personal correspondence her. TTYS Moopy
Introducing Iliza Monteforte. Her couch might be half-destroyed, but her personality is pristine. She lives near a big university in Florida and has a bunch of wild roommates that like to party. I am sure their landlord has already gambled away the security deposit. When you have a college girlfriend like Iliza, you don't sweat the small stuff. It is okay if the carpet is filthy and the garbage wreaks. Worry about being civilized back at home with the wife and kids, where the carefree invincibility of youth is but a distant memory. And don't forget to clear your message history, you scoundrel.
I don't have many guy friends. Men are mostly NPCs in my world. No matter the size of the endeavor, my motivation always seems to be the opposite sex. From combing my hair, to brushing my teeth, to learning a new language, I only think about the next nameless beauty who I want to impress. This finely-tuned body which I have literally spent years at gyms perfecting, I could not care less if another male even slightly admires it. I do it all for the girls. -Lou Ferrigno
Susanna Torres is brought to us by our contributor in Venezuela. Bobby only had to send one photo of this beauty to sell me on Susanna's potential. Her long dark hair, sleek figure, and desirable face made me an instant believer. Thank goodness I still held onto some Bitcoin from my Silk Road days. It is the only way to send money to Venezuela for such a special opportunity. There is more of Susanna in our future.
Ivanna has returned and loves showing off her nimble legs. I think this woman loves the color yellow. See her previous update. Her curves are bananas!
Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
This is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, Yeah she's pretty but she is never gonna model for you. Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.
Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
This is not the time for Counting Crows or Dave Matthews Band. Whatever our shortcomings are, we cannot allow a lack of courage to be one of them. Not in these times. As far I am concerned, the answer is more RATM, more Metallica, early Metallica, more goddamn Ozzy. It is like Doogie Howser once said, I don't have the luxury of being a fucking pussy right now. I have work to do. Moon Torrance may read the Bible every morning, but I still think she's metal.
I arrived alone in Krasnodar in the late afternoon and did some quick exploring for a nature spot to photograph Diana Sedova the next day. Included in this set are my initial scouting photos. Wealth does not seem abundant in this city, but I don't travel for your typical tourism. With shoots like these, I try to uncover the beauty that most people overlook. I want to show both the struggle and wonder that is present everywhere. I seek the Truth. Plus, I really love an amazing set of natural tits. Cancel me. Cancel everybody.
First off, there will be more to come of this incredible Hispanic beauty. Hazel Heart is a lot of fun and carries herself very candidly. You can believe her when she gives a shining review of Tacos El Pastor. Apparently, there is a taco cartel war being fought on the Las Vegas Strip. Tacos El Pastor and Tacos El Gordo are fierce neighboring competitors who sell essentially the exact same product marinated pork tacos that are the addictive equivalent of opium. Go with whichever place has the shorter line. You are welcome. The horchata is also tremendous, especially when tasted off a pair of lips like Hazel's.
Claire Mandeville made the decision to ditch Utah for Las Vegas, or maybe it was her boyfriend's choice and she just came along for the ride. I like to think that the young couple is in love, perhaps not rich, but living in a safe place, sharing it comfortably with their two small pets, Belle and Pogo. Maybe Claire is going to attend night courses at a community college and eventually pass the CPA exam. The couple will marry, have twin baby boys, and use the money that they had been putting into Bitcoin for the last 10 years to buy a spacious home in a gated community. Damn, I wish everyone was this smart and cute. Bonus video and xtra to come.
I am a lucky bastard. Not only do I get to travel to Italy and photograph stunning women like Claudia Veneza. Not only do I get to eat squid ink pasta, sip a glass of fine wine, and jerk off after to women's indoor volleyball highlights. I get to do something even more satisfying. I get to bring you muffins along for the ride. I hope you enjoy this shyte and I'll keep trying hard to make it better in order to express my gratitude. Turn off your phone and sweep well tonight. More Claudia to come.
Hello, pals. Here is the latest find from Dan in Colombia. Rosa Calderon is full of youthful natural beauty. I can't wait until she gets a bunch of tattoos and cosmetic surgeries. Kidding, of course. More of her to come with one of her real life friends who has also appeared on Zishy. Any guesses? Have a great weekend.
Over the last couple of months, I have exhausted much effort into acquiring hardware for mining cryptocurrency. It is a pain to say the least. Everyone is trying to middle-man each other and this creates an insane demand over a limited resource. When it comes to value, scarcity is everything. So if you think this mostly non-nude set of Miki Pedangen has no value, I must vehemently disagree. You can not find anything like this anywhere else of our majestic Miki. If you do, please let me know. I can't get enough of her. Stay ready.
Venice Beach is a place that I have been visiting since I was a child. We used to drive up from Texas, back when it was legal, I assume, to let your children bump around in the back of a flatbed truck without wearing a seatbelt. We came for the colorful graffiti, the smell of burning sage and cannabis, the street performers and bodybuilders thirsty for attention, the grungy style of skaters, the shitty food and gimmicky souvenir t-shirts. The beach is decent, but that isn't why you go to Venice. You go to be entertained by humanity. You go to see people like Lina Telemann.
Erna O'Hara is back. We grabbed a slice and then she damn near sliced me with her sword. There is more from her bedroom coming, including video. Stay cool out there. I've been melting my nuts off in Texas, but the great news is that I've managed more productions with American girls recently, per some of your requests. Soon, I'll have to pay these ladies fifty gees just to get them to pose for Zishy. Gotta love inflation. Let's go, Brandon!
Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
Hey, guys! Today I want to announce my re-retirement from photography. I just discovered the effectiveness of AI for creating art, so I will be relying on that moving forward. You might think I actually traveled to and photographed the beautiful Zoey Luna, but no, you would be dead wrong. I simply asked HAL 9000 to generate 68 teasy photos of a sexual Australian woman with red hair, petite breasts and a perfectly round rump. This set of images is what he spat out. Well, I am impressed. Sadly, AI is very costly, so I still need you to fork over subscription fees. I truly appreciate the support. Now open the doors, HAL.
Kelsey and Dee were going to be in Atlanta for a few days working on a music video. I had never been to Georgia, so I figured it would be a great excuse for me to visit 'Black Hollywood' if they'd agree to a Zishy adventure. Kelsey is the one with the darker complexion. Dee, the lighter. The weather was chilly and the day was short, but these two beautiful Americans were a fun duo to photograph. And yes, the last three images are meant to imply there is more to come.
A marketing executive from Joss Industries hit me up last October requesting photographs of Miki Pedangen in one of their suits. I had them ship over a few in her size along with a hefty advance. Sadly, Joss paid in FTX token and all was for naught. However, with their permission, I am now able to publish the campaign here. I'm also including extra photos that continue Miki's last update. This same exec now wants me to photograph Miki nude for his 'private collection', but I doubt she will agree. Some beauties are shy. Selah. Bitcoin only, my brothers.
Natural beauty. An adventurous spirit. A smile that is rarely suppressed. Comfort with her body and sexuality. Kat Keen checks all the boxes. I can and will continue to bring incredible women to Zishy, but Kat will not be topped, only matched. Fortunately, this is not the last we will see of her. Enjoy the rest of your week and hug your children.
So disrespectful. These kids going to botanical gardens in their cheeky shorts with their little boobies falling out of a skimpy top. Reina Rae needs to get a real job, like bringing obese people their garbage food at a chain restaurant, or restocking shelves with imported Chinese plastic that will end up in the water table. Do something important with your life, Reina. Get a degree in Communications or Women's Studies. Change the world! You can not use your looks and sexuality to feed yourself. You do not own them. You must suffer like the rest of us.
On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.
I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
Carrie Barber and I visited Barton Springs in the peak of chigger season. I hate chiggers. They are so rude. First off, they are nearly impossible to see with the naked eye. They sneak onto their host and head straight for any warm spots, like the belt line or crotch. People don't usually notice these pests until days after their bites have digested the skin's surface and developed into a red itchy lesion. Sometimes chiggers will even break into your Dodge Avenger and rob you of your CD collection. Watch out for chiggers!
Here is a set of additional photos that go with yesterday's gallery. Since I took these pics, Vlada has gone on to marry and have a kid, possibly two. I know that many of you would prefer that every Zishy model look like some bubbly TikTok star with an equally bubbly body. Well, this is not always possible. And how many of these e-thots that we all swoon over are even of legal age? With a woman like Vlada, you can appreciate someone who never had any modeling experience and probably never will in the future. Also, I can not recall once Vlada bemoaning the elements. That's aces in my book. Stay human.
Giulia Wylde has returned, just like that stubborn old virus. I felt we needed a booster shot of this incredible woman. I must confess that Giulia is not a fan of my photography. Perhaps the images are too raw, too unrefined for her personal preference. Well, she is right. My world is a mess and I am too impatient to tie a bow around it. The last thing I need in this nightmare simulation is more fabricated nonsense. My family is the only thing that keeps me sane. They are wonderful. Oh, and pizza. Enjoy the real Giulia. Ta ta.
Let's send our thanks to Max in Ukraine for finding and photographing Valya here. No idea how he still manages to operate in a war-torn country, but I guess the show must go on. God bless the people caught up in messes created by the rich and powerful. Stay alive.
You guys want the inside baseball? Photographing Emily Right in public, without makeup was not a great decision on my part. In my defense, I had no idea it was going to be such an issue. I always ask the women to check out the site and I go over what to expect. Nonetheless, she wasn't feeling it so we had to bail after only a few minutes. Trying to get a smile from her was like trying to get my 5-year-old to watch The Shining with me. Very tricky. Once we were out of anyone's view though, back at the car, Emily opened up and felt more at ease. I still find her very attractive and appreciate her efforts. Later, I will bring you more of her from the safety of indoors. Live and learn, except I'm not sure what I learned.
Welcome back. Here's a nice little, big tease from Olivia Yukon. She has a thing for Latin men and I am pretty sure any type of man would have a thing for her. Now all at once, Ay Caramba!
Here's a video of my time with these three incredible women. For those of you who haven't followed the story behind this day, Vero had to leave early to get to work. You won this time, McDonald's. Next time, I'm thinking bomb threat.
I took many beautiful photos of Vynessa Lucero outside during springtime. It is hard not to be redundant with such a muse and in such idyllic conditions. Could I devote more of my time editing down this gallery? Sure, but I'm not going to. Instead, I'm gonna go spend the rest of the afternoon with my Ma who still loves this aging, strange, sometimes-despicable son of hers. All of us are charged with the task of bringing our mothers immense joy and fulfillment. And often, this is done effortlessly even if we prove to be utterly incompetent at everything else. Catch ya later. In actuality, Zach is going to the gym
Today, I bring you your second dose of Vonnie Bean. This one is a little more potent than the first, so you will want to monitor yourself for a half hour after consumption. Vonnie is truly adorable and you will see more of her here at Zishy if you stick around. But if you don't, I totally understand. I know many of you need to start saving up for the next big Jake PaulJustin Bieber extravaganza. Or maybe you are eying a brand new tent for that prime spot in the park. I get it.
I was a fairly uncoordinated kid. In my mid-thirties, I decided life was too short to not learn how to skate. I first had to prove to myself that it was possible. I took a few spills, but managed to improve a bit each time I went out. All you need is patience, an empty parking lot, and a decent board setup. Don't waste your money on no-name brands that prey off newbs. Once I had a smooth ride, I believe I spent around 130, the experience was much more enjoyable. Sybil Kuechler knows how to skateboard and tease at the same time, doesn't even need undies or a bra. That is next level.
I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
My life was a mess. I had just dropped my phone and cracked its screen. People at church were spreading gossip about the collection basket being lighter every time it passed my pew. Grandma had forgotten my name but kept asking if Ed McMahon had returned her call. Fuck. I just couldn't win. Then it happened. The lady at my neighborhood taco truck gave a gummy smile and a wink, with her good eye, as she handed me the sticky bottle of salsa fuego. The universe seemed right again. A faint mustache never hurt nobody. Let's be honest, playing with those soft, giant chi chi's would be so worth it. Nala Brooks has a strong back.
Hello, everyone. Just because Zishy is rated the number one internet site by the Douglas Peabody Foundation, doesn't mean that I can afford to send myself into space. No, I am a simple man of simple means. My only plans for the future are to explore the bottom of the oceans with a robotic submarine. While I'm working on that, I might have more people like Andy, our Colombian contributor, photograph women like Yma Pallete. Hope that's cool. See you soon.
This update is the first in somewhat of an experimental series. I handed the director's seat to Victoria Minina, our famed modelcontributor, and begged her to photograph a few of her hip fashion model friends for Zishy. Since the beginning, my aim was never to create the raunchiest softcore site possible. Rather, I simply wanted to take photos that I found interesting with women that I found beautiful. Don't get it wrong. I think Mitropoliya is a work of biological art, but this is me entrusting Victoria to explore her own aesthetic sensibility. Behold the female gaze. Warning it is not as raunch as mine is typically.
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