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Autumn weather is nutty in LA. You could have a warm, sunny, buns-out afternoon at the beach turn into a cloudy, nippy evening within minutes. Isabella Herzog is the right type of woman for this occasion. She is all smiles in most conditions. The only time she grew concerned was when I asked if I could pay her with a Degenerate Ape NFT. Some people still want that dirty fiat. Oh wellz. Hodl.
I could never leave you hanging on Christmas. Here is Gia Ohmy in her new holiday pajamas. She really wanted to take some pictures in them. I wanted to take some photos without. We made a deal. Gia is fun to toke with. Now off to Grandma's to try and not look stoned to the gills. I hope you are having a holly jolly one. Talk soon!
Is it me or have you noticed that only nutty people make claims that they have been gaslighted? Beware of anyone making such accusations. Here is Chaney Gunn taking me on a hike at dusk near her home in Texas. There was not much available light, but I discovered that not much light is needed to show the undeniable beauty of Chaney. The glasses and red lumberjack pattern remind me of Terry Richardson. Come back, Terry
Meadow Brink is weird. I am weird. You are weird. Everyone that I have ever met is pretty damn weird. I guess that is just how it will always be. These are from the first day that I met Meadow. So many things about this woman are unique her story, her body. If you haven't seen her 'xtra' content, then you are truly missing out. I will add a few more revealing photos from this raincoat update to her xtra now. More Meadow to come.
I couldn't keep this video footage of Hannah all to myself. Runtime approximately 4 minutes. Be back soon with more great content.
If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
As promised, part two. What a job I have. Thank you. Hope this stuff makes some of you happy as well. I never inhaled.
River Lynn is a super soldier that walks this earth disguised as a college student turned porn star. I made a triumphant return to Venice Beach after being banned for my stance on fried Oreos. This adventure with River reminded me why I love Venice. I photographed her extensively, often redundantly, so there will be a part two. It could come tomorrow, or possibly a year from now. Ya never know with an incompetent Harvard grad like myself. Stay tooned.
Vynessa's final chapter on Zishy has come. I will try to get her to return, but she seems to have moved on from modeling and is welcoming her first child early next year. Congrats, Vynessa. And congrats to you for finding Zishy. Our content is clinically proven to increase testosterone levels and cardiovascular performance. The only downside is that Zishy subscribers cleanreplace their keyboards much more regularly than your average internet user.
Olivia Yukon's updates are sponsored by me, Zach Venice. I discovered her years ago on social media and knew right away that she is special. It took months of patient correspondence to convince Olivia that I am a kind and respectful human being, and that I do in fact take pervy pictures seriously. In person, I was surprised by Olivia's goofier side. She isn't quick to react to most of my humor, but I don't take this personally. Ever so often, Olivia lets her Russian emotional shields down and cracks a smile. Probably reluctantly.
I completely understand. You have been jaded by all the liars on social media who filter and manipulate their images. You have been tricked into buying various items from Amazon wish lists. Your heart has learned the hard way about the 'liquify' feature in Photoshop. But I swear on your graves, there's none of that going on here. Vyeta Mustafina is unaltered in these photos and built this way naturally. Some Soviet engineering is quite impressive.
I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?
What are beautiful places without beautiful women? Places that I am merely passing through to get to the beautiful women. I love how much positive energy flows freely from Maggie O'Shannon. She appears entirely comfortable teasing the camera with her freckled body. Us men need to truly appreciate the rare female who is willing to bare her art. It takes moxie. Trust me when I say that whatever I pay them doesn't compare to amount of BS that the rest of society throws their way.
I brought these two friends to a 'secret' spot along the river. Moon had to twist Suzie's arm a bit to join in on the fun. With a location like this, on a day like this, I can imagine how hard it was for Suzie to refuse. Perhaps free will truly is an illusion. Perhaps our lives are novels that we simply find ourselves in the middle of. Regardless of our choices and desires, the plot will unfold as written. We are not in control. More from this magical setting eventually. That is the plan, anyway.
Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There's something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else's well-kept pool. This one here had trendy pop music playing for Ophelia's ears while we lounged. Ahhh, paradise.
Beta from Buenos Aires finds yet another irresistible Argentinian for our hungry eyes. Victoria Ramos clearly has a fun personality and a taste for tease. I recently cut out gluten from my diet, so the sweet pastries in these pics have zero appeal to me. In fact, all I consume now are AG1, Blue Chew, and Prime energy drink. It hurts when I breathe, but I can tear a hole in some dry wall with this man-hammer. Are there any cardiologists in the Zishy fanbase? Asking for a friend.
Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
Part two. Bonus video will be added here before I dream of Hazel tonight.
Part 2 video poetic notes coming tomorrow. Must enjoy Saturday for now.
Part two has arrived. Dorothy Channing is twenty years old and managing a restaurant. She wants to dump that gig and sell Lambo's at a dealership. Too many dickhead customers at her current job and even some ass-grabbing. Weak men lead to hard times. Hope it all works out for her. She was a hoot. See you soon!
This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
If I disappear, it might be because of the photos I took of Sylvia Belotti. Either her or her family has hired an Italian lawyer to come at me with serious legal threats. I have two things to say. One, I know Sylvia is cool as hell, or at least she was when I met her, so it must be someone else giving her shit for agreeing to this sort of modeling. Fuck them. If anyone devalues Sylvia for being a wild person with wild appetites, then it is their loss. They lose out on Sylvia. Two, I am not easily frightened. In fact, I am quite dumb. I live in Texas and go to massive public gatherings on summer holidays. That takes guts in 2022. Part two evench.
Here is the final album from my time in Atlanta. I hope that I have a reason to return soon. Dee Richards is as sweet as the mulberries which grow on the side of its roads. Dee wanted to keep her breasts from being exposed on the internet. I agreed on the condition that she would allow us to adore her perfect bare bottom. I am reminded of the Rolling Stones. You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime you'll find you get what you need.
Here is part two of Zishy contributormodel Vika's rendezvous with Arina Bik. Redheads like Arina are rare and precious gems, difficult to find in every region of the planet. Don't be smart and bring up Scotland, I'm not going there. I saw Braveheart. The place seems about as dangerous as Afghanistan. Too soon? I have never been good at making decisions
I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
Waking up can be a pain in the butt. It does help if you have a helping hand. Kat Keen has some of the comfiest pajamas that I have ever seen. They are super convenient to slip on or off or pull to side, strangle someone withjk. What more could you ask from sleepwear? Hope you got a good start to your day as well. Keep those batteries charged.
Alevtina Batman is one of the women that I show to potential models before a shoot. Her willingness to interact with the camera is exemplary and instinctual. She brought me to her local health food store for a quick bite. Then, Alevtina showed me around her neighborhood in Moscow. Generally, when I visit this part of the world, I am enjoying the tranquility of a small town setting. But after a while, I start to crave the anonymity and give-zero-fux mentality of a crowded city. Alevtina concurs. A natural performer like her deserves a large audience.
Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
Isabella Herzog in her grand finale on Zishy. She didn't need any clothes for this one and I did not insist. Who would? Isabella is charming and energetic. She is a descendent of the Tatars, which are a Turkic ethnic group that inhabited the area often associated with the Mongolian Empire. Good work, Genghis.
Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.
I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
Quick update here. Power is out right now in the small town that I am staying in. Running off the reserves in my laptop battery and cell phone. Ooh and I'm about to go photograph that gymnastics teacher in a few minutes. We will see how that goes. Also, I will add a bonus video to this update once I get some juice. Have a good one. Entry2 I am back on the grid and the shoot was went splendidly. If you guys love her, half as much as your narrator, she will be a hit. G'night, amigos.
Helga Amor returns with contributor Max. I think she is smoking hot and it wouldn't hurt to see her smile more. Then again, maybe shit isn't going well for her. Maybe she is worried about a global pandemic, climate change, the constant threat of nuclear annihilation, the rise of child suicide, the growing impoverished population, the incompetence from all forms of leadership, the death of intellect and hard work, the rise of terrorism foreign and domestic, the widespread sense of mental illness plaguing society. But also, Helga might just think it looks goofy to show too much emotion. Who knows?
Introducing Melba Chastain. Her eyes were so distracting that I ended up forgetting my camera bag at this health food store in Santa Monica. Fortunately for me, even an evil place like LA still has some good people in it. The bag was returned and I lived another day to create captivating smut for the world. More Melba to come.
Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan's club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
It was a wonderful afternoon. I was scrolling on my phone, sitting in my bean bag chair, I had just eaten my afternoon edible. Then, incoming SMS. Amber Moore Hey, wanna hit up a trail? I'm dying to get naked in nature. Zach Oh, alright. But bring a couple of dresses too. No rest for the wicked.
Bianca Bell returns and I am glad. It is hard to find women like her, with her naturally generous curves, a photogenic face, full of smiles and devoid of shame. That is why I told my team in Ukraine to continue working with Bianca and I could continue sending them satoshis. I only spend my bitcoin when I absolutely have to. Bianca is a worthy cause in my book. Thanks, Max and BB. Stay safe.
I took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.
Myra Glasford had half a swimsuit with her and luckily we were in a city where going topless in public is legal for both genders. Ooh, yeah I said it. Imagine if there were really only two genders. That would be so unnatural. Imagine if you went to a doctor and told them that you felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. The doctor then proceeds to schedule you to have your dick and balls removed, places you on intensive hormone therapy, and advises you to consider surgical breast implants. Yo doc, wouldn't it be better cheaper, safer less painful to fix my head? Can't you prescribe pills or therapy to put me in harmony with my body? Again, I don't know shit.
They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn't eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn't the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He's into Hispanic bad boys. Golly, I adore him. -ZL
I am sick of waiting for my day to come. I am surrounded by skeletons covered in fat, sporting unoriginal personalities, and living on borrowed time. The one thing that gives me joy is meeting other genetic garbage that shares my disgust with these predicaments. I know it sounds absurd, but I am dying for one of them, or all of them, to rip apart my yoga pants, force open my hips, and enter-enter-enter me. Turn me into an airport urinal cake. Make me feel something. Anything. -Karine Jean-Pierre
College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don't get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don't get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.
For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
Michele James will go down as one of the best women to have ever soaked in this bathtub. And I'm pretty sure it has seen a few. It is hard not to photograph a woman bathing when you have access to a tub like this. The natural light varied between ideal and awful, which explains a few of the grainier photos. Just the same, Michele's captivating figure is a subject that demands perseverance. I am throwing in a great pic at the end that her lucky boyfriend snapped. Not bad, my dude. Bet that cheesecake was worth every penny. Bonus video tomorrow.
I love the nature in this region. I love that there are still places where you can gather fruit and herbs straight from the wild. I love that there are unpaved roads here. I love not having a cell phone signal. I love the lakes that we swim in and pull life out of. I love the clean drinking water that literally seeps from the ground. I love calling it a night shortly after the sky darkens. I love waking when the sun begins lighting up the horizon. Whoever said it was right. I probably have gone mad, but mostly because the bulk of my life is removed from the natural elements. How about yourself? How long has it been since you plucked a wild blackberry? P.S. I fucking hate mosquitoes.
Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don't want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
I am so glad to see Dabney Conrad again. She is truly a special person. If I was to walk into her club, you know the kind filled with girls with daddy issues, I'd be expecting to meet someone totally fake and only interested in the contents of my wallet. Not so with Dabney. She is ultra-kind and authentic and loves animals so much, she'd probably just take whatever money you give her and donate it to a rescue shelter. In fact, I am positive that is what Dabney did with all my cash. I had to help her help the innocent critters. I think she really likes me too, guys.
I'm guilty. I really shouldn't promote the false idea that all women are as game as Marcela Gaona. I feel so bad about this. I hope you understand that reality is a bit more... um... complicated. But anyways, Marcela does exist somewhere in Europe and is rather amazing. I taught her how to eat a Macadamia nut from the shell. Just like many things, you need the right tools. Once you get them open though, they are super tasty.
'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
Kelsey and Dee were going to be in Atlanta for a few days working on a music video. I had never been to Georgia, so I figured it would be a great excuse for me to visit 'Black Hollywood' if they'd agree to a Zishy adventure. Kelsey is the one with the darker complexion. Dee, the lighter. The weather was chilly and the day was short, but these two beautiful Americans were a fun duo to photograph. And yes, the last three images are meant to imply there is more to come.
Do you like attractive, slim, energetic women with bountiful curly hair, who hate to shave, love their bodies, and can't stop smiling as they roll around on the angelic white sands of a Florida beach? Then you are gonna love Debra Kenlow. Conditions like these make me want to point up to the heavens like one of those athletes after pulling off an amazing feat. I owe one, Xenu!
I arrived alone in Krasnodar in the late afternoon and did some quick exploring for a nature spot to photograph Diana Sedova the next day. Included in this set are my initial scouting photos. Wealth does not seem abundant in this city, but I don't travel for your typical tourism. With shoots like these, I try to uncover the beauty that most people overlook. I want to show both the struggle and wonder that is present everywhere. I seek the Truth. Plus, I really love an amazing set of natural tits. Cancel me. Cancel everybody.
I used to record the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit program that they would air on primetime network TV. Those were the good ol' VCR days of my youth. Now, the young kids have it so easy. Nicole Ross brought with her two great, ultra-nothing bikinis. She made me photograph her in both of them, and then without either. It was torture I really need to learn how to say no.
Natural beauty. An adventurous spirit. A smile that is rarely suppressed. Comfort with her body and sexuality. Kat Keen checks all the boxes. I can and will continue to bring incredible women to Zishy, but Kat will not be topped, only matched. Fortunately, this is not the last we will see of her. Enjoy the rest of your week and hug your children.
These were taken back at a time when wearing a napkin on your face was thought to protect you from a highly contagious disease, but once you were sitting and eating, you were safe. We really lost our damn minds, didn't we? Anyways, Greta is welcome every holiday season at Zishy HQ. A bonus video should arrive tomorrow.
Balboa Park in San Diego is a lovely setting for portraits. I recommend that you go early in the morning before swarms of sweaty, overweight tourists arrive to obstruct the picturesque backgrounds. Onna Metcalf has a shy demeanor that had me assuming she'd be unable to pull off risky shots in public. Onna is quiet and generally keeps her emotions to herself, but one thing she is not is risk-averse. Let's all take this Monday, lay it on its back, pull its Amazon Essentials panties to the side, and remind it who is boss.
If you want to witness the decline of the American Empire first-hand, go visit a shopping mall or a retail box store today. These places are not long for this world. The veneer of consumerist bliss is now showing major cracks. As a celebrationcommemoration, Lila Love tried baring her crack for us at a local Target. This girl is adorable and her fake name suits her perfectly. She constantly looks like she's falling in love.
This year has been tough, but we've made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn't typical.
Erna is another true specimen of female beauty. She has great hips and seems quite hip. I doubt I would have been able to sit with her or her crowd at the high school lunchroom. That's okay. I now have all that I need.
Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can't have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you're not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
This is Julie Bernal from closer to the equator. Her boyfriend hit me up and said that she was a natural eyecatcher and was ready to be admired on Zishy. After seeing some test shots, I said I had the Bitcoin ready to make that happen. So if you have a girlfriend, friend, wife, cousin, sister, or mother like Julie, and you are not hitting me up, that is just outright cruel. Spread the happy. It's only pictures. You still get to enjoy the real thing.
Good luck tracking down more images of Zoe Aguilar elsewhere. She is an incredible find by a contributor in South America. Can you guess from which country? I will give you a hint. It is one that has recently experienced grotesque inflation of their national currency. Yeah, I know. That doesn't narrow it down much. Could be anywhere. Yet I remain an optimist. I am banking on people around the world eventually adopting the one answer that can resolve these economic woes Bitcoin. Only kidding, folks. That is trash. Money with a set supply that resides on computers? It'll never work. Let's stick with the time-honored solutions of uncapped fiat currency which also resides on computers and war. Be sensible.
The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.
Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
Sasha Apex believes that she is not appreciated on Zishy just because a few twats on here have left negative comments about her ink. I have urged her to ignore outdated critics that do not share her opinions on aesthetics and are unable to hold their tongue. Nonetheless, she blocked me. I am pretty sure she will come around eventually. But yeah, tats, who needs 'em?
Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
Part two of Angel Youngs' most recent update. Sometimes I am punctual. Mostly I am not. If Angel was a moment, she'd be that time you were drinking with your buddies in high school and you didn't give yourself a chance to overthink it, you said fuck-it and attempted a backflip for the first time. Go, Angel!
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