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I completely understand. You have been jaded by all the liars on social media who filter and manipulate their images. You have been tricked into buying various items from Amazon wish lists. Your heart has learned the hard way about the 'liquify' feature in Photoshop. But I swear on your graves, there's none of that going on here. Vyeta Mustafina is unaltered in these photos and built this way naturally. Some Soviet engineering is quite impressive.
"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
"This may be it, the last we will ever see of Zoe Aguilar. That might not be what you want to hear, but I figure at this point, you have earned my honesty. You have put up with all my bullshitting and poor humor. You've seen me be faux-sexist, faux-homophobic, faux-homosexual, faux-racist and yet you still support my madness. From now on, I'm gonna shoot it straight with you. Zoe is leaving us for Islam and will adopt a more traditional halal lifestyle. I don't want to get to into it. I don't like ruffling feathers, but hey, people are entitled to their own decisions. Bonus video tomorrow. As-salamu alaykum."
"Part two as promised. These two have me hoping the headlines are true and that the war is coming to an end soon. ""Can we all get along?"" Eh, the famous words of a violent addict. Perhaps Mr. King found his answer at the bottom of the pool."
"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
"In part two, Max gets Taya Helenova back to the flat to remove her clothes. This young woman appears to genuinely enjoy our appreciation. With a smile like Taya's, you know this won't be the last you see of her. In other news, I'm officially declaring myself anti-Israel and anti-Palestine. Give the land back to the isopods!"
"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
"It has been a wild week. Chilly temperatures have finally hit Texas. This set of photos takes me back to Los Angeles and spending time with the wonderful River Lynn. She arrived beaming a bright smile along with wafts of cannabis aroma. River is full of positive sexual energy and couldn't wait to get started, which did not take long. The toy was her idea, I think. River has put on some thick since the time these photos were taken and still looks amazing. Find her easily on X. A saying comes to mind, ""No man ever steps in the same river twice."" I will add a bonus video and an xtra tonight."
"I felt like we all needed more Bess Burton in our lives. So here is a followup to her update from earlier this week. We went on a hike in the Vegas heat and the passive Bess had no complaints, which is very impressive, since I know how a woman built like her tends to run hot. The bonus video includes footage of our adventures at the airport."
"Part two as promised. Taya Helenova's tattoo claims that she is wild. I am beginning to be convinced. More Taya is promised in warmer times. And with a friend."
Happy Halloween everyone! I know you might not like tall, brunette women. Or women who keep their body hair. Or women who wear silly-ass fake lash extensions. Or women who have tan lines. Or the band, Phish. Or women who like to be choked. Or women who enjoy playing with their spit. But life sucks and you get what you get and sometimes you just have to try and let everything wash over you like a refreshingly cool wave of Dubsie. Now, go scare some kids. Bye.
"Some things in life are hard. Like saying no to colorful poison coated in sugar, or putting your phone down at night, or choosing a leader from between two lying sociopaths. But I believe in you. I believe in The Way. It brought us all together here--to admire the magic that is Alevtina Batman. We are going to be alright."
I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
"This girl from Mississippi just wants to have fun. Renee Wilson is a blast to photograph. When we met, it was late and there wasn't much around since we were far outside the city. How about this high school? There shouldn't be anyone around. Shooting in the dark is a challenge, but it helps when you have someone with Renee's energy. We made it work. This week proved to America that there aren't any blue states, only blue cities. Have a great weekend, don't break too many rules."
"Part two as promised. Weed has caused me a lot of grief. Like that time I absentmindedly left the door open at my friend's apartment, allowing her dog to run outside into the middle of a busy street at night. She said it wasn't my fault. She said it was bound to happen eventually. But we both knew. I fucked up, bad. Even at such a low point I understood just as I understand now, that if I was gonna continue to do drugs, which I most certainly did, I needed to learn how to keep my shit together. So yeah, the lesson is to keep your shit together. Life has consequences. Happy 4/20. --Buzz Lightyear"
"Nyla Rox is back by way of Max in Ukraine. She is making my Monday, along with the Bitcoin blast-off currently taking place. I told you many moons ago to get in on this decentralized, hard asset. Oh well. Now I just hope that peace is in our near future. Bonus video dropping soon."
"Hey guys, I only have a few minutes before I gotta pick up my kid from school. Let me just say that Iliza has a very lovable look. She was kind enough to invite me into her home. I documented her in the most honest way possible and it seems you guys continue to appreciate my approach. There is an endless number of ways to make smut. I simply follow my instincts. It's like I tell the little one, don't worry about failure, just make sure you don't hurt yourself so bad that you can't take another crack at it."
"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
"We finally get to hear Sofi Levchenko's voice in this 12-minute exposé. She discusses (in Russian) some of her experiences as an international model. Sofi also sings, dances, and strips for us since Maksym, our contributor, knows how to ask so nicely. And of course, we get to see Sofi make her mess with the drinkable yogurt. I shouldn't be turned on by Activia, right?"
"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
Our finale with Sasha Apex has arrived. Since I photographed her, she got implants. Ladies, I'm sorry but I just can not stand bolt-on's. Give me low-hanging flapjacks or a perfectly flat chest over some artificial substance surgically inserted under a woman's skin. And in what fantasy world are Sasha's natural breasts even close to unappealing? She also hated reading some of your guys' comments on her tattoos. Anyways, I wish her the best and I remain grateful for the shoots. Bonus video to come.
"I grew up a middle-class kid."
"One day my luck is going to run out and I will not be able to find any more of these spectacular natural women to photograph. But until that day, I am going to continue to grind. There's too much shitty art and smut out there. The world needs Zishy. The world needs women like Emberlynn. Thanks for the support."
It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
"Vangelica says she is an anxious person. Who isn't these days? This mofo better free Ross soon."
"A lot of you have been writing in and asking who I am going to vote for. I guess I must emanate that ""really intelligent and informed"" vibe. Well, to be honest, I don't know yet. I'm kinda into the whole end-the-wars, free-speech, fix-the-economy platform. But then I think about the critical issue of abortion and how that affects all our lives. So, yeah, I might just be leaning towards joy. Which team of billionaires are you on this November? A video of Julie will arrive tomorrow."
"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
"Of course there was more of Miquela's visit to nature, which was featured late last year. It is time to get back outdoors and give the mosquitoes their due. I will bring you a video of this adventure tomorrow. Maybe an xtra. You guys have a good one."
"It was the kind of day that made you wish for a cold mimosa instead of boots, but here I was, trudging up a dusty trail with this nature freak. My buddy, a wide-eyed optimist named Zach, had dragged me out here, saying it’d be “good for my soul.” I figured I’d have a better chance of saving my soul with a binge-watch and a nap, but what the hell, why not? The sun was an unforgiving bastard, beating down on us like we owed it money. Zach, of course, was practically skipping up the trail, pointing out birds and plants that seemed half dead due to the heat. “Look, BB! A Pickerel Frog!” he exclaimed, like I gave a damn. At least I didn't have to live in this giant oven called Texas."
"I asked Alli Chandler if she prefers smoking weed before or after she works out. She answered ""C, all of the above."" That should tell you what kind of person we are dealing with here. I thought that smoking would make her too anxious for pulling off good Zishy inside a busy gym, but no. She came through just fine. We then returned to the apartment after and took more pics. Those will come later. Have a good day! Buy Costco Hot Dog on Solana."
"As friendly and agreeable as Valery Ponce appears to be in photos, I know that deep down she likely is full of drama. My uncle who has three daughters and who has been married three times, once told me that all women are crazy. No ifs, ands, or buts. He is certainly biased, yet my experience with the opposite sex has been similar. Before you get offended, please understand that I don't think that men are trouble-free. The truth is, I am indifferent towards men. If they are drama, I can ignore them. Women on the other hand, I simply cannot ignore. It isn't in my power. I will add a bonus video and xtra of Valery soon."
"And we are back with new Angel Avril loitering at a hip, new apartment complex with yours truly. This is part one and I will return tomorrow with part two which was shot back at her place and includes bonus video. For now, I must leave you to go work on my figure skating. Take care, gents."
"Angel Youngs has blasted off into porn-fame. I knew it was inevitable if she stuck it out. I congratulate her on her success. On this day, she shares with us a hot shower and a few other things. Very adult things. I will add a bonus video tomorrow and an xtra as well. Stay dirty."
"Today's update is gonna upset many impatient Zishy fanatics. It's only part one, guys. There will be more of Bess Burton revealed tomorrow in part two. The summer temperatures in Vegas are so abysmal, that you are unlikely to find any relief poolside. But this isn't what attracts most of us. We will risk heat exhaustion and painful burns for a glimpse of amazing women, like Bess, sunning their full-figured, natural bodies. Sometimes the reward is worth the punishment. Get your sizzle on, my friends."
"Sometimes contributors will ask me what type of models I am interested in. I usually answer, the type of women that a rich man would leave his family for. I think Sofi Levchenko qualifies. I am probably with most of you who do not appreciate the mess made with Activia, but whatever. I can deal. There is very little that I wouldn't put up with for Sofi. Full video update gets added tomorrow."
"Everyone up. On your feet! Let's give Dante our contributor a big round of applause for finding and bringing us Jupiter Stassy. I need new words added to my vocabulary in order to describe her accurately. Enjoy this intro set and look forward to more Jupiter. I am prepared to move heaven and earth to obtain more. Your ongoing support via subscriptions can help. We'll see. Stay ready."
"Hey dudes. I'm giving you a soft one here. You can hate me as much as you want, but I think good photos of women are not only those with nudity. This is Reeson Gulbis. She's adorable and this day in Latvia was pretty damn close to perfect. More revealing stuff from this session to come."
"Julia Campos was having some sort of episode when she took us out for a milkshake. It wasn't until we got back to the car that we discovered what it was all about. With certain women, you can immediately sense that they are trouble, but also a lot of fun. I get that feeling with Julia. She seems worth the trouble. A bonus video is coming to this update over the weekend. Dueces."
"Part 2 of the beaming Rosaline. Such enthusiasm needs to be bottled up and sold. I would definitely buy some. Rosaline is actually a fan of the site that hit me up directly. She thought she'd be a good fit. Boy, was she right. I met her in Miami and we had our fun. More to come in the near future."
"Here is part two of my walk with Kylie Shay. Since it got dark on us, we decided to snap the rest of the photos in her van. Kylie loves to smoke/vape, so I promised she could do that, but only if she removed all her clothing for the camera. The negotiations went smoothly."
"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
"Camila Gomez, naked, in heels, with her tall and slender form is a vision that makes me believe in poetry. I begin to understand the delicate harmony of the universe. So much of the noise and chaos that distracts me, constantly, is counter-balanced by a beauty which commands my total focus. This is what kings will gladly bend their knees to. Okay, probably a bit much. But she sure is fetching."
"I am currently at a popular tourist destination, dealing with long lines and high prices. It has brought me to the realization that I hate crowds. They are smelly, noisy, and full of disgusting strangers. The only redeeming aspect of crowds is the rare beautiful woman that can be found among them. An attractive female makes my tired life worth living. Evidently, some people even pay their hard earned munnies just to see photos of women on the internet. Bless your souls, my fellow space cowboys."
Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.
"Luna Lovely is really cool. She's done a bunch of porn, but is special for the fact that she genuinely loves it. I also find her very attractive. Just remember, all the women you encounter these days have probably done dirty deeds in their pasts as well, and quite possibly on camera. There are no virgins left. Our technocracy has been screwing us since birth. Sorry, pal."
"Amber Moore makes our college volleyball star fantasy come true with this one, even if the outfit has nothing to do with sports. Amber's fit, long legs never cease to impress. We will return to this incredible woman and sensational afternoon soon. Happy Monday. You guys are right, I have the best job."
"Here is part one of our finale with Sybil Kuechler. She is such a great partner for this type of work. She only knows how to give her true self to the camera. Sybil is also a solid competitor at table tennis, but I had to show her that, like in all things, there are levels to this game. Part two this weekend."
"Welcome to another week of joy and wonder. We have made it well past the halfway point of 2024. Congrats! Here is Victoria Ramos spreading her positive energy from Buenos Aires. Her unique look is an example of nonstandard beauty. I am so grateful to all the diverse women who have taken the chance of putting themselves on the internet. Hawk-Tuhh Girl, hold your head up high. Screw the haters. No hawk-tuhh for thems."
"""I want to see this woman move. I want to hear her voice. I want to experience her actual personality. Show me what it is like to be with her in real life. Stop posing and directing. Let us see her comfortable with the camera as if it is her close friend or lover."" These are some example guidelines that I will send to a contributor. Alina has her technical issues, but she still delivers in spades. As for Jacie, she gave us everything we could possibly ask for. Thank you!"
Over the last couple of months, I have exhausted much effort into acquiring hardware for mining cryptocurrency. It is a pain to say the least. Everyone is trying to middle-man each other and this creates an insane demand over a limited resource. When it comes to value, scarcity is everything. So if you think this mostly non-nude set of Miki Pedangen has no value, I must vehemently disagree. You can not find anything like this anywhere else of our majestic Miki. If you do, please let me know. I can't get enough of her. Stay ready.
"I wipe the sweat off my forehead and glance over at her again—she’s got that natural, effortless beauty that would look incredible on camera. I wait for the right moment, then step over casually, keeping my tone light and friendly. “Hey, I don’t mean to interrupt your workout, but I’m a photographer, and I couldn’t help but notice you’ve got a really unique look. I think you’d be amazing in a photoshoot—nothing crazy, just something casual, maybe some natural light portraits. No pressure at all, but if you’re interested, I’d love to show you my portfolio. Totally up to you.” I smile, keeping it genuine. “Either way, you’re killing it in here.”"
"Another candid look into one of our contributor productions. We hear Stacy's voice (in Spanish) as you get a 5-minute, fly-on-the-wall view of a Zishy shoot."
"Introducing another awesome lady, Scarlett Alexis. I took her for a ride in this slip of a dress with nothing underneath. We scoped out a few locations to shoot some flashing at, but were mostly unsuccessful due to a busy weekend with crowds. We should have just hit up a Trump rally, where it appears that no one pays attention to suspicious behavior. Oh well, live and learn. Some indoor nudity of Scarlett will arrive tomorrow."
I am so glad to see Dabney Conrad again. She is truly a special person. If I was to walk into her club, you know the kind filled with girls with daddy issues, I'd be expecting to meet someone totally fake and only interested in the contents of my wallet. Not so with Dabney. She is ultra-kind and authentic and loves animals so much, she'd probably just take whatever money you give her and donate it to a rescue shelter. In fact, I am positive that is what Dabney did with all my cash. I had to help her help the innocent critters. I think she really likes me too, guys.
Back when I was growing up, being weird was a lot easier than it is now. These days, tattooing your eyeballs or going out dressed up as a raccoon will barely even register as being odd. But hey, I can dig it. I am comfortable with the new generations and their new ways. I don't expect traditional ideas of normal when a performative virtualized existence meets legalized psychotropics. Venus is a unique blend of this new world with loads of classic natural beauty. Moar to come.
"Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn't have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn't on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that's bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time."
I'm gonna try something different today. I'm not gonna talk shit about other artists' creativity. I'm not gonna explain how I abhor studio photography or how I think the idea that having a person just roll around on a white background is lame. See, that would be dumb on my part because it is exactly what our contributor did here. But, I will say that my artistic opinions are temporarily discarded once I see a person like Mitropoliya in the buff. Her undeniable beauty adjusts my attitude for the better. It gives me a positive outlook on life. That's me. Mr. Positive. Thanks, Mitro.
Part 2 as promised. Solana Bardell is truly a rare find, especially given her dark complexion in the midst of icy Russia. Who are some of your favorite social media follows that are not on Zishy? Comment down below. Happy hump day.
It is cold outside in my neighborhood. Real cold. I nearly canceled today's manipedi. Anyways, I hope this finds you staying warm. Tasia Loomer seems like the perfect cuddle partner. Leave it to our contributor, Alina, to find yet another adorable muse from Ukraine. More of her to come. Stay toasty.
I think you are going to like Rian Starber. Even with her reluctance to bare all, I still had trouble limiting this set to a hundred photos. Her natural good looks can be distracting. I ended up forgetting my bag of camera gear on the rooftop when we left. Fortunately, Rian's apartment complex is upscale enough that nobody ran off with my property. Or perhaps because this happened during COVID and everyone was too afraid to touch a strange bag. Thank COVID!
Moon and I also had some fun with a UV light. Here's part two from that memorable evening. There will be more of Moon in the future. Don't fret.
This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
Part two of my time with Daphne Dare and Cindy White. Good times. Don't let the bad times get you down. They are temporary as well.
I brought these two friends to a 'secret' spot along the river. Moon had to twist Suzie's arm a bit to join in on the fun. With a location like this, on a day like this, I can imagine how hard it was for Suzie to refuse. Perhaps free will truly is an illusion. Perhaps our lives are novels that we simply find ourselves in the middle of. Regardless of our choices and desires, the plot will unfold as written. We are not in control. More from this magical setting eventually. That is the plan, anyway.
"Just yesterday, I found a scorpion on the street. I had to stop and admire this creature. Scorpions know that they are beautiful and they let you know it too, but not with a smile—never a smile. Smiles are for the weak. Scorpions are strong and dangerous and can hide their power in silence. When they approach, their perfume coils around your head like a noose. You only become aware of a scorpion's stinger at the moment it is too late—the moment after you have fallen in love. Please heed my advice, treat the scorpions in your life well or stay clear of them completely. Happy Friday."
I couldn't keep this video footage of Hannah all to myself. Runtime approximately 4 minutes. Be back soon with more great content.
Let this serve as a warning. I am going to make you sick of Jezebel Madd, if that is possible. Here is the first part of a morning with this exuberant being shot in small-town Pennsylvania. She had to clean her car out due to something spilling in the backseat. I couldn't help but photograph the process. I pride myself on always staying productive. Then, we got some breakfast and walked around exploring the neighborhood. Part two tomorrow.
Let's start off this month with some Thanksgiving leftovers. Here is extra content that I had from her last set. Yes, I know, life is hard. You must suffer through more of the ultra-appealing and charismatic Kayla Coyote. I feel for you, I really do. But if there is one thing that I have learned from over a decade of running this site it is to never underestimate my audience. You can do it! Are you AmeriCANs or AmeriCUNTs? See you soon with a newbie.
Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
Lisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.
Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
Sometimes people will ask what I do for a living and sometimes I will tell them that I just have fun. I have a feeling that most don't believe me. In actuality, I save lives. Namely, mine. If I didn't have this, I'd be stuck in some dead end job, eating like shit, hating everyone, counting down the days until the Big Sleep. Possibly, even thinking of potential 'shortcuts'. For this reason, I remain grateful to you, to the models, and to life in general. Moon and Suzie are of a rare breed.
Helga Amor returns with contributor Max. I think she is smoking hot and it wouldn't hurt to see her smile more. Then again, maybe shit isn't going well for her. Maybe she is worried about a global pandemic, climate change, the constant threat of nuclear annihilation, the rise of child suicide, the growing impoverished population, the incompetence from all forms of leadership, the death of intellect and hard work, the rise of terrorism foreign and domestic, the widespread sense of mental illness plaguing society. But also, Helga might just think it looks goofy to show too much emotion. Who knows?
Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There's something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else's well-kept pool. This one here had trendy pop music playing for Ophelia's ears while we lounged. Ahhh, paradise.
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