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Welcome to Better Times Cafe. We serve you women like Lana Lane who is a stunning female specimen from Ukraine. She is brought to us by our contributor, Max. Here at our establishment, we do not discuss war or politics or anything that will upset you. We do not care about those things. We care about boobs, boners, and money. That's it. Have a seat and enjoy the warm cozy environment. The human suffering that you hear outside will pass. It always does. Just relax, indulge yourself on the goodies, and remember to pay your bill before you go. Thank you! -Management
It's great to meet generous people who will let you borrow their amber store for risqu photos. This town is mostly built off of amber. Here, amber can make a family fortune, but it can also put you in prison or an early grave through its illegal and often dangerous acquisition. I do not personally see any value in amber, but I do appreciate how it looks on a work of art like Nicole Ross. Happy Friday.
Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could--the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.
Vicky Chandler is back in a two-part session. I had to break it up because I was the victim of intense hypnosis on this day. My trigger finger was sore by the end of it and my camera had to be sent on retreat. Keep cool and enjoy a milkshake. You deserve it. Unless, if you are over three hundred pounds, which in that case, indulge in some refreshing dihydrogen monoxide.
Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There's something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova's finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
I was a fairly uncoordinated kid. In my mid-thirties, I decided life was too short to not learn how to skate. I first had to prove to myself that it was possible. I took a few spills, but managed to improve a bit each time I went out. All you need is patience, an empty parking lot, and a decent board setup. Don't waste your money on no-name brands that prey off newbs. Once I had a smooth ride, I believe I spent around 130, the experience was much more enjoyable. Sybil Kuechler knows how to skateboard and tease at the same time, doesn't even need undies or a bra. That is next level.
Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
Marcela Gaona is an intelligent and sound-minded individual. Plenty of you will think otherwise just because she shows her naked body to the world online. You are not fools, but this is a foolish thought. Erase the negativity. Your life will be better without it. If there is one thing a person truly owns, it should be their body. And if one is not free to sell photos of that which they own, then what the fuck is the point?
Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.
Rikki Till and Stella Garmen gave me a full spectrum tour of Pittsburgh. There was flashing, spanking, smoking, showering, we even went to church. Good luck finding guides like these. I'll post a compilation video tomorrow. I got my second Pfizer dose today, so I'm feeling really lethargic ... or maybe I just procrastinate with everything. Yeah, that's probably it. Snoochie boochies.
We were in a crunch for time and Adriene Macedo's social anxiety started kicking in, so rather than assault customers at REI for staring at her, I proposed that we take pictures inside Adriene's car. She was down. Besides being beautiful. Adriene is an avid reader of outsider perspectives, like Graham Hancock. She is also big into conspiracy theories. For example, like that the Reagan administration sold weapons to Iran, or that there was a harmful virus in the polio vaccine, or that there weren't actually any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. What a kook. But still, look into it.
Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I'm a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. Seor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. Aceptas Doge?
Instead of cheeky notes to go along with these cheeky photos, I will leave you in silence to enjoy Olya Derkach. I also haven't slept in three days, so I'd probably just ramble on about child labor laws or self-serving governments or how you can never really 'throw away' garbage unless you burn it, which is culturally unpopular at the moment. I could discuss the corrupt academic industry or how I despise weakness in both men and women or why peanut butter should only have two ingredients. But, no. Today, I just want you to relax and appreciate this beautiful young woman on a Saturday afternoon. Peace.
Sorry to state the obvious, but most porn sucks. It is filtered or scripted or impersonal or obviously fake. In fact, that isn't just porn, it is the same with entertainment in general. When I want to be inspired or distract myself from myself, I only do one of two things. A, turn on a video of the 1973 Belmont Stakes. Or B, do whatever it takes to find a confident, attractive, adventurous woman to photograph. That is why you are here, right? You want to see who is next. You want to see if fortune will favor me in this endeavor. It certainly did with Rowan Emerson. My work is not easy, but I leave easy for the jerks who walk around all day with their feet jammed inside shoes.
I am a lucky bastard. Not only do I get to travel to Italy and photograph stunning women like Claudia Veneza. Not only do I get to eat squid ink pasta, sip a glass of fine wine, and jerk off after to women's indoor volleyball highlights. I get to do something even more satisfying. I get to bring you muffins along for the ride. I hope you enjoy this shyte and I'll keep trying hard to make it better in order to express my gratitude. Turn off your phone and sweep well tonight. More Claudia to come.
If I had a time machine and could visit any moment in my life, I think I would relive this experience a few times. Meadow Brink is an incredible person who puts a lot of passion into everything she does. She is quirky and strange and uninhibited with her own personal history, which includes some trauma. She can be kinky, and is gifted with SUPER noteworthy genitalia. I have some bonus material from this day that I could share for a nice tip in my jar. Email me for details. Stay weird.
My life was a mess. I had just dropped my phone and cracked its screen. People at church were spreading gossip about the collection basket being lighter every time it passed my pew. Grandma had forgotten my name but kept asking if Ed McMahon had returned her call. Fuck. I just couldn't win. Then it happened. The lady at my neighborhood taco truck gave a gummy smile and a wink, with her good eye, as she handed me the sticky bottle of salsa fuego. The universe seemed right again. A faint mustache never hurt nobody. Let's be honest, playing with those soft, giant chi chi's would be so worth it. Nala Brooks has a strong back.
Hey guys, I just listened to a podcast that talked about how the war is coming to an end and that global warming isn't real. Damn, I am so relieved. I really need my contributors in Europe to get back to work. Take Dante here with Mara Blake, beauty like hers must not go unseen. All humans deserve a means to post quality smut online. And this is nearly impossible when your city has no running water or electricity. Glad we can put this nonsense behind us and get back to the old burn-your-trash days. Sleep tight.
Isabella Herzog in her grand finale on Zishy. She didn't need any clothes for this one and I did not insist. Who would? Isabella is charming and energetic. She is a descendent of the Tatars, which are a Turkic ethnic group that inhabited the area often associated with the Mongolian Empire. Good work, Genghis.
Artistic, playful, captivating, beautiful--Vicky hit it out of the park on this update with Valery Ponce. Her photography immediately transports us to Colombia. You might come here for the nudie pics, but you get so much more. I also give great advise to subscribers. The other day some gentleman wrote me asking if the person he found on a Czech escort site was legitimately one of the Zishy models. Certainly the pics were, but I bet my two left nuts that whoever might arrive at his doorstep would be a far cry from a looker. I told him to stay away from these scams, save your money and just jerk it.
On these grounds, you can ingest mind-altering substances, walk around nude, make love with partners of any gender, feed your face into oblivion, use the wildlife as target practice. You can do just about anything. This is freedom. This is democracy. But please, PLEASE do not mention anyone from our community blacklist or you will be immediately removed. We don't talk about Bruno, or Andrew, or Alex, or Gavin, or Donald, or Milo. Their voices will poison your soft minds. Do not question our judgement. We know best.
Say hello to yet another natural beauty that you will not find on other sites. Minka Giertz's bravery is on full display here with a visit to a popular Austin marketplace. If I was a real perv, I would spend my time in public trying to decipher which women have have opted to go braless or panty-less that day. Fortunately, I have much more civil things to do. I usually just stare at my phone, oblivious to the world around me, feeling oddly numb at how close we are to midnight on the Doomsday Clock. Sponsored by Bawls energy drink. Get your hands on some Bawls.
After sunset in this Italian town, women will walk the streets looking for paying customers. It is made obvious by the cheap, revealing clothes they wear and the expensive cars they get picked up in. Money can buy you certain thrills, but it can not buy you a woman like Claudia Veneza. For her, I had to invest years into learning my craft, convincing not only others, but myself that I am a half-decent artist. And well, it worked. Claudia is totally worth it.
I appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman closer to Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?
Maksym and Helga Amor make a great team. She reads books half-naked and he takes pictures. I do this kind of reading all the time and my family members quickly exit the room. Lame. More Helga and other contributions from Max to come.
Part 2 and the finale of Giulia has arrived. Yes, it is both the best of times and the worst of times. I would definitely work with her again, but she probably still doesn't get my photography. As you can tell, Giulia is playful and fun and very candid with her oddball personality. This is exactly what I strive for, even if it is not always achieved. I have seen so much smut in my day. I am perfectly burned out by anything typical. When I am taking pictures, I strive to create something that still has a heartbeat. This tends to piss people my models off. You're not supposed to be able to see anyone's soul or humanity in smut. It is supposed to be cookie-cutter and very one-noted. I just love failing. I will post a video to this page by tomorrow. Thanks for supporting the best and worst smut in the game.
I am awfully hungry but Zach Venice said that I couldn't leave my desk until I finished writing this update's caption. Such a prick. Zeta BB is sensational here. Very few women understand how to tease in baggy street clothes and without a lick of makeup. I am so glad that Whole Foods does not sell razors. That's right. Every woman you see shopping there sports a thick ole bush under them mom jeans. Pssh, I wish. Give me as much Zeta as possible. More to come. Liver King, out!
Samadhi Amour. What an odd name. One day I might Google it and find out what it means. Not today though. Today I am concerned with more important matters. I am focusing on my breathing. Cold air in. Warm air out. That sure does feel good. What would you feel in the presence of Samadhi? Would you feel lust? Appreciation? Apathy? Inadequacy? Anger? A beauty like hers will teach you a lot about yourself. The path we take is often guided by our attitude. I might not always have a great one, but I am learning to adjust it. That's one thing we must all hold onto. The desire to learn. Dig it, man? -Charlie
Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
Words, words, words, words. I'm sure you really want to hear what I have to say. I make elegant sentences. I pose interesting questions. I often use proper punctuation. Or maybe you are just here for the pretty girls. Hmm, I wonder. Ira Sedina is another exquisite young woman that I met in Russia. Here we are in Moscow eating eggs and taking risky photos outside of ornate religious architecture. You should stick around Zishy and see more of Ira. It beats constantly refreshing your screen to watch a crypto portfolio plummet. Thanks, Elon.
Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
This is part one of our finale with Sara and Brandy. These two give us a candid glimpse into their close friendship. The friends that I would smoke with in college were never this close. We never partook in any naked tickle fights nor showed each other our pubic hair. I kinda wish we had such intimacy. Or at least they could have let me do that with their girlfriends. What a selfish bunch we were. I will upload part two tomorrow.
I know that most of you are here for my financial advice. You wanna learn how to roll up like a big G in a tricked out Honda Accord. Look, I get it. Here's what you do. Borrow 5 large from your mom's boyfriend and invest into Zishcoin. The gains will be massive. Let's face it, you are not going to be getting a job any time soon and that whole iPad repair business idea you had is never gonna pan out. Actual work is so Old World. You want easy money and this is where Zishcoin comes in. I am opening up the ICO to subscribers only through the end of June. Send in your useless Bitcoins and I'll swap them for 5x of equivalent value in Zishcoin with zero transaction fees. Thanks. Back soon with more content. Here's the second coming of Chase Jenaro.
Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
Part 2 video poetic notes coming tomorrow. Must enjoy Saturday for now.
Oh, spare me. You think we are going to war with Russia? Yeah ok, that is totally what the world needs right now. Maybe we should all go back to chucking spears. Have we not evolved at all? What the fuck will killing a bunch of poor people do? People need to get laid more. People need to feel the warm invite of a nice fat ass and calm down. Hope you enjoy this one of Carrie Barber. Toodles.
Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
Hey, I am with you guys. I hate paying for stuff. I, too, shoplift whenever it is an option. But there are a few things in this life that are worth their ticket price and then some. Zishy is one of them. I move mountains to bring arrangements of pixels like these to your screen. You think women like Aurora Morgenrote are just lining up to be photographed nude and blasted across the interwebs? Think again, Bucko. It takes capital, lots of it. So let's keep this show on the road. Buy a membership. You won't regret it. I bet your box of tissues on it. BTW, I am heading to the Eurozone for rest of the summer. Who wants me to photograph their gorgeous girlfriend?
Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
If I disappear, it might be because of the photos I took of Sylvia Belotti. Either her or her family has hired an Italian lawyer to come at me with serious legal threats. I have two things to say. One, I know Sylvia is cool as hell, or at least she was when I met her, so it must be someone else giving her shit for agreeing to this sort of modeling. Fuck them. If anyone devalues Sylvia for being a wild person with wild appetites, then it is their loss. They lose out on Sylvia. Two, I am not easily frightened. In fact, I am quite dumb. I live in Texas and go to massive public gatherings on summer holidays. That takes guts in 2022. Part two evench.
I have not photographed many black women, but when the right opportunity has presented itself, it has been amazing. Kelsey Jones is a very fun and easygoing person for possessing such exceptional looks. She arrived wearing nothing special by her standards, but for me was perfect. I am willing to photograph any beautiful woman of any ethnic group in her cheapest to most expensive Chinese-made garments. I don't discriminate. More of this set and some video to come. Sleep tight.
She is crazy beautiful and loves having attention thrown her way. That is the only reasoning I can come up with for these captured moments in time. Although this is a mostly-clothed set of Ira Sedina, I believe many of you will still be able to appreciate it. Moscow's Red Square is a marvel. There's no way to capture its magnitude from ground level. Don't hesitate if you get a chance to visit. And before you ask, no, I do not support anyone's war. It fucks with my travel plans. More Ira Sedina to come.
Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
Miki Pedangen might never pose nude for me or for any other photographer, but I am still going to keep shooting her. Her beauty is exceptional and undeniable. Bonus video shows her lively character. Also, I have finally made it home from my summer travels. Now just getting back into the swing of things. Thanks for your patience. Happy Friday.
I met Tamara Damachuk at the beach one idyllic summer day. She was with her boyfriend relaxing, making out, you know, things that young lovers do on a lazy afternoon. I approached her and asked if she would consider modeling. She struck me as an intensely shy person, but to my surprise, was receptive to my offer. Within a couple of days, I had Tamara walking around town in a perfectly short skirt and even smiling from time to time. Dare to dream. More to come.
Happy Halloween everyone! I know you might not like tall, brunette women. Or women who keep their body hair. Or women who wear silly-ass fake lash extensions. Or women who have tan lines. Or the band, Phish. Or women who like to be choked. Or women who enjoy playing with their spit. But life sucks and you get what you get and sometimes you just have to try and let everything wash over you like a refreshingly cool wave of Dubsie. Now, go scare some kids. Bye.
Today, there are trees falling all around me due to an ice storm. The damage to the natural habitat and the communal pocketbook is devastating. Yet, I remain calm and somewhat in a pleasant mood. That is because I get to edit photos of the incomprehensibly beautiful Ariel Gossimer. Just looking at her might make you think that you need to put down your Xbox controller, pick up a book, or get off your ass and get in shape. But that is crazy talk. I am sure someone amazing is going to fall in love with you just the way you are. Don't work too hard. Part two tomorrow? Undecidedly, Z.
Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
Here is the second update from Luna Silver, shot by a contributor in Berlin. Luna makes us all wish that more women from the Middle East would agree to nude modeling. I am skeptical though whether Luna's beauty is commonplace in any region. Unfortunately, the body of this German contributor was recently dissolved in a chemical bath, so I am looking for other photographers in Europe who can find and work with more stunners like Luna. Send applications to zachzishy.com. Kisses.
Here's more of the incredible Minka Giertz looking fabulous in elegant black lingerie, along with a bonus video. It is kinda hard not to love her, so don't even try. I want to thank everyone reading this for not being satisfied with mediocre smut. There are millions of free nudies on the internet, yet you keep coming back to Zishy. Ever wonder why? Good taste. That's the secret. You guys have it. Congrats.
This is from our newest contributor in Latin America, Danny. He met Ileana Burgos at a crypto conference last year. She told him that she had always wanted to give modeling a try, but that her boyfriend forbade it. Guess that lucky dude's opinion has changed or is no longer of any importance ... and he is not quite so lucky anymore. Or maybe it is just because the crypto market is currently in the goddamn toilet. Whatever it is, Ileana has me busting through walls like the Kool-aid Man saying, Ohhhh, yeah!
I am known by many as a kind and generous soul. My home is always welcome to any beautiful women, ages 18 to 22, who need a couch to crash on for a night or two. I inform my guests that I have a creative nature which often leads to impromptu candid photography. Some have even called me the Bill Cosby of the erotic art world, which I believe is due to his innovative comic stylings. Anyways, Yana West is a great sport. Art kinda rules.
Soledad Lomas is not a nude model. That is what makes these images so special. I wish there were no repercussions to women showing their bodies online. I wish they did not lose their value in many people's eyes. But at the end of the day, everything is going to be okay. As we watch the faces melt off our beautiful children, we won't be concerned with such trivial matters. I might add a video later. Ta ta.
Hopeless SoFrantic is the type of person that could make me leave my high-ranking position in the Riders Of The Afterlife. I would never again dissect any of the local fauna. No more experiments or projects involving pool cleaning supplies and captured pets. No more seagull trials. Alright, who am I kidding? You all know that I don't have time for cults or mischief that doesn't involve photographing gorgeous women like Hopeless. This is my addiction. And Hopeless is a hell of an enabler.
It is probably better that Max, our Ukrainian contributor, took these photos of Helga Amor. She has that look of apathy in her eyes that I might totally go for. Plus, my insomnia has left me feeling nothing for months, so I wouldn't want her also getting too attached. Yeah, it's better off this way.
Hey, it is a holiday, but I am the hardest working man in the soft smut biz. Here is Liz Jordan putting down some useless carbs during a night out. I call them useless because I don't need nourishment when I'm out with a beautiful lady. I live off adrenaline until the point of exhaustion, then excuse myself to go pound a few pints of baby formula. But that shit is getting pricey. Good luck.
I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
Back in your life with more Zishy adventures in Pittsburgh, PA, accompanied by Michele James. You are correct if you guessed that these were not taken during the frigid winter months. Michele got away with wearing next to nothing. Beautiful as Michele is, I had to fight the urge to strangle her on one occasion. Upon returning to the car, she realized that her keys had been misplaced. I had Michele wait in the parking lot while I ran back quickly and retraced our steps. I found them at the exact spot seen in image 12. One tends to run a bit faster when anticipating a woman posing nude for you back at home. Good luck at the Super Bowl, Steelers!
I use my cameras to capture moments in time, because moments go in one direction, away. They are entirely irreplicable. The moment captured here with Diana Sedova and Victoria Minina was pure magic and is a big fuck-you to the lazy, fearful, loser parts of my personality. It is an important reminder that sometimes everything works out perfectly when you trust in the universe and grind. If I let my demons go unchecked, moments like this would never be possible. Break on through to the other side. And don't worry, this isn't the last that you will see of these incredible women.
I just spent all day at a waterpark trying not to ogle at teen ass, so spare me. I love women over 20y.o. with smoking hot bods, but they are disappearing faster than the earth's ice caps. Anyways, this update is a little appetizer I put together last minute and I will add to it later today. I also promise to include a bonus video. Dabney Conrad is a bad mofo. In fact, I consider any person a bad mofo who doesn't let their body degrade to a sloppy, doughy mess. I am tired of paying high health insurance because Jane and Johnny America can't go a night without cocktails or dessert. People who think walking a mile is the equivalent of climbing K2. Oh, by the way, all those shitty tattoos do not make flabby paunches look hip. Whatevers. Maybe I got too much sun today. brb
Today I'd like you to enjoy another head of curly hair, but this time from a different part of the world. A savage place where if you walk into a doctor's office, they can and will tell you how much a particular treatment costs. So primitive, right? For those of you outside the US, Americans never know how much a medical service will run until weeks later, as the bills start to arrive in the mail. This is how polite society works. Anyways, we have our contributor, Vika, to thank for this update of the standout Moscow resident, Solana Bardell. Take it easy.
This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire's petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.
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1000s accidental actress amateur asian ass babe beach beautiful bikini blonde blouse bra bride brides brunette busty butt cameltoe camera candid captured caught celebrity celebs charming chick cute dancing demonstrating downblouse dress drunk erotic expose exposing fishnet flash flashing french gadget gallery gals getting girl girls gorgeous hot hunter jeans lady legs lingerie looking luxurious melons milf mini naked nasty naughty nice nipples nips nude panties pantyhose park party peep peeping photo picture pink posing pussy sexy shaved shots shows sitting skirt sniper spy stockings teases teen thong tight tits topless upblouse upskirt view voyeur voyeured walk washing watch wind women
