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It has been over a year since I posted the debut set of Rowan Emerson. The verdict is in. I am an asshole. It is purely unintentional though. I am not trying to be the Amazon warehouse of softcore smut. I like to prioritize attention to detail over pumping out as much and as fast as I possibly can. Thank you all for bearing with my family-owned operation. Truth be told, I've had some large corporations offer to buy me out, but I know they'd undoubtedly fuck it up. Stay small. z
Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
Alina, another Zishy contributor, took it upon herself to go out with her friend into the snow and take some pics for us. She didn't show me Lida Nowak beforehand, or discuss her ideas with the snow and location. Alina just knew it would all work out. Boy, was she right. Lida is daring, flexible, and incredible. I hope that all you have a happy new year. Part two will come.
For a while there, I didn't think I would ever get the chance to photograph Kerin Metzger again. She said she had gone back to the church life, or Jesus, or what not. But I guess, everything is cyclical. One day, you might want to go to confession and plead for forgiveness. Then the next day, you might feel like getting stoned and fucking the shit out of someone random. Hey, it happens. People are complicated. Anyone know where this is?
Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are clich, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.
Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
Keira Croft is full of health, sex, and life. I hope she stays that way and never loses sight of what makes her special. I only have award-winning eyelashes and a fabulous wit to rely on. Shucks.
Hey, guys! Today I want to announce my re-retirement from photography. I just discovered the effectiveness of AI for creating art, so I will be relying on that moving forward. You might think I actually traveled to and photographed the beautiful Zoey Luna, but no, you would be dead wrong. I simply asked HAL 9000 to generate 68 teasy photos of a sexual Australian woman with red hair, petite breasts and a perfectly round rump. This set of images is what he spat out. Well, I am impressed. Sadly, AI is very costly, so I still need you to fork over subscription fees. I truly appreciate the support. Now open the doors, HAL.
The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
This is simply a voluptuous woman having loads of fun splashing in the sea at dusk. I will fully admit that this set could be more consolidated, but I was determined to capture Vyeta's energy for as long as it lasted. And it lasted a long while. Vyeta was cold before she even got in the water, but she strikes me as a person who realizes that her time on this earth is limited, so she better make the most of it. Don't stay comfortable.
Part 2 has arrived of this exquisite woman photographed by Max. The war continues and is disgusting to me when viewed from any angle--the exact opposite of how I feel about Lana Lane. Shit is gonna get better, I think. And if it doesn't, then that means today is the best day of the rest of our lives. Enjoy it. See you in 2024.
Our favorite muse from Buenos Aires is back and she loves to clown around. The contributing photographer has the hardest time pinning down Agos for shoots. With looks like hers, I am not surprised. She is the type of woman that can make the world stop. But don't worry, I have my own secret weapons. More Agos Firenze to come. I will not be broken. Included are Agos' original submitted casting shots. The immediate response, You're hired!
The bad news Victoria Minina's run as a model on Zishy has come to an end. The good news this is a two part-set with Victoria in her prime, at home, in beautiful natural lighting. Everything lined up perfectly for me on this day. I hope that you, Vika, and I all have more days like this to look forward to. Oh and the great news Joss doesn't get a bunch of free advertising in part 2.
As promised, here is all I got left of Ira Sedina. For now. Thanks for being here.
I know you are not the type of person that would sniff a sweaty bicycle seat just because a wonder like Ileana Burgos had ridden it. I am very impressed by your civilized nature. You are only here at Zishy for the art, the experience, the adventure. It has nothing to do with these oft nude photos of emotional, hydrodynamic creatures that we call women. I applaud you, sir. You are a person of distinguished taste. Now I want you to read these words every morning until they are true. Talk soon.
These were taken back at a time when wearing a napkin on your face was thought to protect you from a highly contagious disease, but once you were sitting and eating, you were safe. We really lost our damn minds, didn't we? Anyways, Greta is welcome every holiday season at Zishy HQ. A bonus video should arrive tomorrow.
Ira Sedina is back, but this time I promised her that we would do something more mainstream and less erotic. These women aren't just sex objects, guys. So I explained to Ira that this session would be all about the fashion--the contrast between elegant underwear paired with colorful, playful socks. Nothing scandalous. Nothing smutty. 100 innocent and tasteful. We take these things seriously here at Zishy. Part 2 with video soon. Spoiler alert Ira ditches the distracting panties.
Part two as promised and fulfilling orders on her xtra tomorrow. Patsy is a quiet girl with a loud sexuality. I'm a fan.
Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don't worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful wild friendloversistercousinmother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
I think you are going to like Rian Starber. Even with her reluctance to bare all, I still had trouble limiting this set to a hundred photos. Her natural good looks can be distracting. I ended up forgetting my bag of camera gear on the rooftop when we left. Fortunately, Rian's apartment complex is upscale enough that nobody ran off with my property. Or perhaps because this happened during COVID and everyone was too afraid to touch a strange bag. Thank COVID!
Something about her just does not look smart. In fact, most women that I meet are not very intelligent. Luckily, us males are even worse in that regard. We will lose our shit over a charming smile and some seductive curves. We will devote our lives to looking cool and owning cool stuff just so we might win the approval of uncaring women. It's a real shame how this game works. But somehow it does. God bless us with his grace. --The Pope.
This is Julie Bernal from closer to the equator. Her boyfriend hit me up and said that she was a natural eyecatcher and was ready to be admired on Zishy. After seeing some test shots, I said I had the Bitcoin ready to make that happen. So if you have a girlfriend, friend, wife, cousin, sister, or mother like Julie, and you are not hitting me up, that is just outright cruel. Spread the happy. It's only pictures. You still get to enjoy the real thing.
"Hope you don't mind this late addition of a bonus video, but I was busy this week shooting bottle rockets at the neighborhood cats. Here's a couple more of minutes of fun with Liz Jordan teasing, shaking and flashing deep in the heart of Texas. It doesn't get more American than this. See you guys on Monday."
"Real art doesn’t need to be pretty, polished, or easy to swallow. It’s got to make you feel something, like a punch to the gut or a strong narcotic. It doesn’t try to impress you with fancy tricks; it just is. Real art doesn’t give a damn if you like it or not. It’s not about being perfect or profound—it’s about speaking the truth as the artist sees it. And maybe, just maybe, someone out there will see it and also get it. Real art is like life: messy, painful, beautiful, and fleeting. But real art and ""good"" art are two different things. Good art has to convince enough suckers and jerks that it is worth a bunch of money."
"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
"Here's an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz's dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties."
"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
"Everyone up. On your feet! Let's give Dante our contributor a big round of applause for finding and bringing us Jupiter Stassy. I need new words added to my vocabulary in order to describe her accurately. Enjoy this intro set and look forward to more Jupiter. I am prepared to move heaven and earth to obtain more. Your ongoing support via subscriptions can help. We'll see. Stay ready."
"These are from way back on the very first day I ever met Soledad Lomas. I knew right away that she was special and would be a hit on the site. It was a cold day out, as you can tell from her skin, but she kindly cooked me a delicious steak on the grill. What a mensch. Soledad proceeded to demonstrate her ambitions to become a famous lingerie model. Not sure if that ever worked out, but we love her just the same on Zishy. Part 2 without that distracting lingerie coming soon."
"She is not your typical model by any means, but I found Bess Burton captivating nonetheless. She was looking for a side hustle to her job in healthcare and knew that she could convert her physical beauty into supplemental income. Bess is a smart girl."
"More fun with Queti. I will post a bonus video to this page by tomorrow. You guys have a great weekend. Thanks for being here."
"I already hear you squirming and seething in your seats over this one. Don't worry, pal. Part two of Mitra will arrive tomorrow. This is a soft and subtle update, reminiscent of older Zishy. Who among you has stuck with the site since 2013? I truly appreciate your loyal support. Believe me, I know it has more to do with these sensational women that have graced us their image for our enjoyment. They are the diamonds. I'm just mining over here."
"She is rare like a solar eclipse. We will call her Vaemis Kory and this is her intro. More to come for sure. Try to keep it together, boys."
"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
"Hola. Got a ton of images in this one. Spent a lot of time with Kari Pitinova and there is more to come. She is super interesting and diverse with her talents. She likes salsa dancing, drawing, arm wrestling, spearfishing, and god knows what else. We had a really great day. Kari surprised me with her adventurous spirit in a quite public setting. I was expecting more of a shy, modest type. Oh well, don't judge a book ... right?"
"I didn't get the follower count that I wanted, but it is okay. Life has been kind to me. So here is the rest of what I have of Miki. Use it as inspiration. And yes, as a subscriber, you see her move that arm."
"I could badmouth this cosmic babe plenty, but why would I want to waste my time focusing on the negative? There is so much to appreciate and be amazed by with Gia Ohmy. She gave me an exciting fashion show upon her arrival. Take a seat and enjoy her seat."
"Here's part two and I will add a bonus video in a few hours. On the eve of this contentious election, I just want to remind everyone of the famous saying ""cooler heads prevail"". One of these phonies is gonna win and half of the country is going to be furious, depressed, and possibly even mentally ill. Some level of tragedy will not be avoided. I truly dislike both candidates. There's one that I dislike more than the other and that is the best I can say. But either way, I have decided for myself that the results will not define me nor how I will interact with others. I'm gonna be okay. It is what it is. The system sucks, but it is merely one of life's many challenges."
"Today's update is gonna upset many impatient Zishy fanatics. It's only part one, guys. There will be more of Bess Burton revealed tomorrow in part two. The summer temperatures in Vegas are so abysmal, that you are unlikely to find any relief poolside. But this isn't what attracts most of us. We will risk heat exhaustion and painful burns for a glimpse of amazing women, like Bess, sunning their full-figured, natural bodies. Sometimes the reward is worth the punishment. Get your sizzle on, my friends."
"Now let's revisit the Texas state--no, national treasure in Angel Youngs. Her beauty and sexuality is one to behold. This is amplified by Angel's ability to be completely candid and comfortable in front of a camera. We spent a couple of hours photographing at an apartment in San Antonio on her way to a wild weekend planned in Port Aransas. She was beaming with energy, which is quite typical of Angel. This collection of stills will be followed by a part two with video (and xtra) at some point. Cool panties, yo."
"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
"While artificial intelligence can provide a semblance of companionship—offering understanding, predictability, and support—it cannot replace the depth and richness of human relationships. A living woman, as a unique individual, brings qualities that transcend what technology can offer, creating a connection that feels irreplaceable. Real women also currently have AI beat in the 'curves' department. Thanks to our new contributor, Taras, we get to see what his neighborhood barista looks like under her apron. Cheers."
"Vangelica Vee makes her return with hotel room heat while we were in Vegas for an adult convention. No, I did not attend the festivities, but was there to bring new talent to the site. To be honest, I'm not sure if Vangelica is pursuing anything long-term in the industry. She strikes me as one of those tourists who comes in, dips their toes in the water, then leaves with a few wild stories to tell, which is smart since she's such a naturally kind person. More of Vee tomorrow."
"I asked Alli Chandler if she prefers smoking weed before or after she works out. She answered ""C, all of the above."" That should tell you what kind of person we are dealing with here. I thought that smoking would make her too anxious for pulling off good Zishy inside a busy gym, but no. She came through just fine. We then returned to the apartment after and took more pics. Those will come later. Have a good day! Buy Costco Hot Dog on Solana."
"Here is a nice soft intro to a beautiful woman that very recently popped up on our radar, Yvain Cormich. Apparently, she is quite shy, but judging by what I have seen of her, she is making strides to break through that mold. Part two tomorrow. She ditches all her clothes. Patience, my friends."
"Sometimes contributors will ask me what type of models I am interested in. I usually answer, the type of women that a rich man would leave his family for. I think Sofi Levchenko qualifies. I am probably with most of you who do not appreciate the mess made with Activia, but whatever. I can deal. There is very little that I wouldn't put up with for Sofi. Full video update gets added tomorrow."
"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
"The notion that Italian women are universally beautiful, while often celebrated, can also perpetuate unfair and unrealistic standards. This stereotype places undue pressure on Italian women to meet an idealized image, which can be both mentally and emotionally taxing. Furthermore, it dismisses the diversity and individuality of beauty, reducing Italian women to a narrow and superficial ideal. Emphasizing beauty in this way fosters envy and resentment among those who feel they do not fit these standards, contributing to a broader culture of insecurity and inequality. Just the same, there really is something about Italian women. My apologies."
"She is young but serious. Happy but furious. Fragile but strong. Much of Russia is filled with a new generation that has been crushed by the mistakes of its inept leadership. Here in the West, we have some things better, but it increasingly seems that we are headed the exact same direction. ""The duty of youth is to challenge corruption."" — Kurt Cobain"
"Part two as promised. Weed has caused me a lot of grief. Like that time I absentmindedly left the door open at my friend's apartment, allowing her dog to run outside into the middle of a busy street at night. She said it wasn't my fault. She said it was bound to happen eventually. But we both knew. I fucked up, bad. Even at such a low point I understood just as I understand now, that if I was gonna continue to do drugs, which I most certainly did, I needed to learn how to keep my shit together. So yeah, the lesson is to keep your shit together. Life has consequences. Happy 4/20. --Buzz Lightyear"
"I didn't almost get Lila Love evicted for just a one-part update. Here is the second half as pool season is wrapping up for most of the northern hemisphere. I will bring you a bonus video tomorrow. And probably an xtra. You guys hang in there on this lovely Monday."
"I feel real bad that Pamela Cuevano had to endure numerous bug bites during this photoshoot for Zishy. Our contributor, Francisco, was slightly less fortunate and came down with a mild case of malaria. A few days staycation in a hospital bed and he's back on his feet. No harm, no foul. And no paid leave, of course. Who knew that such awful diseases were easily spread by insects? Nature is metal."
"Roselina Andee is back and shows us some of the things she is into. Video games, toys, annoying pets, meh. But weapons, I can get behind that. I also like that she is willing to hang off the edge of a building for a cool photo. This isn't the last we see of Roselina."
"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
"Lila Love is bold and adorable. There really isn't much else needed to say. We wreaked havoc at her apartment's community areas. We didn't hear any complaints about Lila's lack appropriate swimwear, although my ears are generally shut to complainers. This splashy session will continue in a future update. BTW, do any of you Zishy fans have a contact at X/Twitter? I'm locked out of my account due to a broken phone/2FA issue. Long story. But if anyone can help, I don't mind paying a reward. Thanks in advance."
"As mentioned previously, Hanna Nasochi is expecting and we are given the privilege of observing her transformation. Sure, this strays from typical Zishy content, but I am confident that several of you will still appreciate it. One of the founding principles of this site was to keep it interesting, especially for myself. While sticking to a proven formula is simpler, safer, and possibly wiser, I need a changeup every now and then for my own sanity. I have heard it said that sex with attractive, fertile women can also be used to make babies. Wild. Bonus video to come."
"Daphne Dare invites us into her quiet, pink chambers for this intimate session. Her room is filled with all things girly, including a cat, sewing machine, countless stuffies, a large bottle of coconut rum, and mandatory massage wand. I could tell right away that this was her safe space, its own little world that she doesn't regularly share with just anyone. Thanks, Daphne. Part 2 tomorrow."
"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
"December has arrived, and with it comes Yessa Banter from ... can anyone guess? She is a unique model with a youthful, but serious demeanor. I find her personality as interesting as her outward appearance. Does Yessa's family and friends know that she is a nude model that can now be adored on the internet? I doubt it. She only had bikini bottoms to wear on this day, but we'll have her back again. Don't worry."
"Irina and Bianca had a great workout with trainer/friend/photographer Alina. It seems apparent that they have great chemistry together. Here is part one."
As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
Back in your life with more Zishy adventures in Pittsburgh, PA, accompanied by Michele James. You are correct if you guessed that these were not taken during the frigid winter months. Michele got away with wearing next to nothing. Beautiful as Michele is, I had to fight the urge to strangle her on one occasion. Upon returning to the car, she realized that her keys had been misplaced. I had Michele wait in the parking lot while I ran back quickly and retraced our steps. I found them at the exact spot seen in image 12. One tends to run a bit faster when anticipating a woman posing nude for you back at home. Good luck at the Super Bowl, Steelers!
I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
People always ask me where I find such incredible women to take photos of. I wish there was one answer. I wish it was as easy as walking into a store and choosing an item off the shelf. But no, this is not the case. Some parts of this job actually take a lot of legwork. I had to reshape my own personality in order to achieve any success as a photographer. Women like Yeraz Gebeshian aren't going to trust just any asshole with a camera. I had to learn some manners. Money helps too.
Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
This is not the time for Counting Crows or Dave Matthews Band. Whatever our shortcomings are, we cannot allow a lack of courage to be one of them. Not in these times. As far I am concerned, the answer is more RATM, more Metallica, early Metallica, more goddamn Ozzy. It is like Doogie Howser once said, I don't have the luxury of being a fucking pussy right now. I have work to do. Moon Torrance may read the Bible every morning, but I still think she's metal.
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1000s accidental actress amateur asian ass babe beach beautiful bikini blonde blouse bra bride brides brunette busty butt cameltoe camera candid captured caught celebrity celebs charming chick cute dancing demonstrating downblouse dress drunk erotic expose exposing fishnet flash flashing french gadget gallery gals getting girl girls gorgeous hot hunter jeans lady legs lingerie looking luxurious melons milf mini naked nasty naughty nice nipples nips nude panties pantyhose park party peep peeping photo picture pink posing pussy sexy shaved shots shows sitting skirt sniper spy stockings teases teen thong tight tits topless upblouse upskirt view voyeur voyeured walk washing watch wind women
