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Vicky Chandler is laid back and genuinely loves showing off her natural body. We photographed at her home in Texas. Vicky says that her neighbors love her. Somehow I'm not surprised. And most women prefer to wear knickers under their pantyhose, but Vicky is not one of them. I generally avoid conflict with the models, so there you have it.
We return to Italy and Vincenza Boscone shot by our friend, Mitia. Apparently, Vincenza and he have a longstanding friendship, so there is probably little hesitation when Mitia asks her to strip down in the trunk of his Volvo wagon. Judging by the graffiti, it appears that there are also Italian hooligans who dream of fornication with the authorities.
My afternoon with Renee Macias may have put her on the management's watch-list with her apartment complex. Oh well. Happy Father's Day to all the dads of these incredible women. Thank you for your genetic contribution. We are only here to admire. As for 2020, you know we are merely being tested, right? You can call it God or whatever you like, but the fact is that the forces which set this whole thing up are currently in a sadistic mood. They want to break us down with fear, have us grovel on our knees, and beg them for their mercy. Just say no. It is a trick. See, the only way you level up in this game is if you embrace the horror and continue asking for more. Let's see just how weird it can get.
You may remember Dahlia Polk, the lovely girl from Arizona with the incredible figure. Usually, people spend loads of time choosing clothes that will flatter their body. Dahlia has a different problem. Most of her outfits simply do not do her physique justice. The thing is that garment makers tend to make clothes for normal people. They don't expect their clientele to have bodies straight out of a comic book. I assure you, there's nothing fictional about Dahlia.
Chaney Gunn is another stellar participant from our quarantine contest held earlier this year. We have come a long way, baby. And yet not much has changed. Still crazy, just more patient. Chaney used to be a competitive diver which explains her strong physique. She is at the level of badass that can't be faked.
"December has arrived, and with it comes Yessa Banter from ... can anyone guess? She is a unique model with a youthful, but serious demeanor. I find her personality as interesting as her outward appearance. Does Yessa's family and friends know that she is a nude model that can now be adored on the internet? I doubt it. She only had bikini bottoms to wear on this day, but we'll have her back again. Don't worry."
"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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Annie Duque is so irresistible that you could walk into the woods for a few minutes with her, snap a few photos, and sell them for enough money to pay this month's rent. That is what Andy in Colombia did. Annie is even photogenic on a misfire where Annie closes her eyes while the camera's trigger is pushed. That is some powerful beauty.
I don't know if it is her look or her vibe, but I can not get enough of Aria Sky. She is a college student in LA from the Great Lakes region. I met her on Tinder and she agreed to taking some photos while on our dinner date. If you believe that, you'll believe anything. After Aria got some food in her, she was ready to tackle the Southern California night without her jacket. Next time, we will put a ban on pants, I promise. Enjoy Aria's intro.
Carmen Rae might look frail but she is no snowflake. It is too hot in Florida for snowflakes. This state requires courage and a relaxed attitude. You are forced to live amongst people with diverse backgrounds. You must survive in a trashy, drug-addled society, which is run by an utterly corrupt government. And your entire way of life will soon be wiped out by the devastating effects of climate change. Actually, now that I think about it, other than the pythons, gators, and hurricanes, Florida is very similar to the rest of this country. Kisses from the Sunshine State!
Sometimes I tell the contributing photographer to just have fun. It appears that is what happened here with Alina and Hanna Nasochi. It looks convincing. They venture out on a snowy night to bring us shots in public, then take us back to Hanna's home where she lets us in on some important news. She's expecting and will photograph again with Alina as her body changes. Perhaps these women are only pretending to have fun for us. Meh, good enough for me. Hbu?
The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
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It takes a powerful person to go for my flavor of fun in such frigid conditions. Even my fingers were in pain trying to work the camera's controls. But Paige Tabernash is apparently on her school's ski team in Boulder. She thrives at these temperatures, right? If Paige had happened to mutter one complaint, I did not hear it through my earmuffs. Happy New Year! Bring it, 2019.
"Here is another one of Vika's hip fashion model friends taking a chance and doing a shoot for us. There are a number of things that I would have done differently if I was the photographer, but the chances of me ever working with Cami Sembrabella are very thin. We will rely on whatever magic Vika is able to create. More Cami to come. And remember, art is a scam, but so is everything else."
This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
I remember this morning with Maddie Crump like it was yesterday and that sucks. I wish it was today. But the good news is that there is a part two on its way. Hopefully this Maddie helps get you into the patriotic spirit this Fourth with her all-American beauty. She is a SoCal native. Stay ready.
The guy at the maritime museum said that I couldn't use the place in the background of my photography. It was a real buzzkill. I don't take people's shit personally any more. If they have problems, I will find ways to skate around them. I have a lot experience with that. I do not try to fix anyone or anything, I just do whatever it takes to feel good. These days, feelin' good is good enough.
I can tell that Mia Valentine is thrilled by life. She has used her talents to travel the world. Tokyo, New York City, Los Angeles. I have no idea where she is today but I would wager that she is having a blast. If fun isn't in your plans today, what are you living for?
Kelsey Berneray works at a sports bar in Houston, Texas. I guess they really liked her eyes. Seriously though, Kelsey is a creative and eccentric person, in case you couldn't already tell. Some of her actual pastimes are yoga and drawing and painting. She explained that being photographed for Zishy helped her feel better about herself. See, its a win-win, ladies. Let's do this. James Brown's It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World plays in the bonus video.
Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
Alina, another Zishy contributor, took it upon herself to go out with her friend into the snow and take some pics for us. She didn't show me Lida Nowak beforehand, or discuss her ideas with the snow and location. Alina just knew it would all work out. Boy, was she right. Lida is daring, flexible, and incredible. I hope that all you have a happy new year. Part two will come.
"Vangelica says she is an anxious person. Who isn't these days? This mofo better free Ross soon."
Part 2 as promised. Love you, savages.
"I felt like we all needed more Bess Burton in our lives. So here is a followup to her update from earlier this week. We went on a hike in the Vegas heat and the passive Bess had no complaints, which is very impressive, since I know how a woman built like her tends to run hot. The bonus video includes footage of our adventures at the airport."
Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
Here is part two as promised. Enjoy Sonya Ash, you funky apes. I wish more women had the positive energy and sexuality of Sonya. Who is really the weirdo? The repressed or the promiscuous? I think it just depends on whose eyes you are viewing it through. Most freaks I meet are lovely people. And just about everyone is fucked up these days.
Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
When Kayla Coyote doesn't have a good shirt to wear to bed, she doesn't cry about it. She just throws on her comfy shorts and socks and makes do. Some might think I am the type of guy who would hide Kayla's tops under the bed next to her Trivial Pursuit 40th Anniversary Ruby Edition, but you have no proof. You just like spreading dirt. Remember, if you don't have anything good to say, say it fiercely in the comments section. Also, I am looking for new models to shoot before the year end. Find one and I will pay YOU 1K. 1 She must be 18 and reside in the U.S. 2 You must have established personal correspondence her. TTYS Moopy
Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
Vynessa's final chapter on Zishy has come. I will try to get her to return, but she seems to have moved on from modeling and is welcoming her first child early next year. Congrats, Vynessa. And congrats to you for finding Zishy. Our content is clinically proven to increase testosterone levels and cardiovascular performance. The only downside is that Zishy subscribers cleanreplace their keyboards much more regularly than your average internet user.
"Katherine Prerija is a real gem. Spending time with her in Barcelona was a priceless gift, one of the many that have been bestowed upon me over the years. I hope God doesn't expect a handjob from me or something after I make it past the pearly gates. That would just be plain weird."
It is a complicated task to walk the fine line between artist and pervert. It becomes easier when I work with a living masterpiece like Christine Ash. We took these in a former grow house that she was renting near Los Angeles. I realized a long time ago that most of the adult industry is disconnected from what intrigues a person like me. I want some reality with my fantasy and there are certain things that can simply not be faked. I like to see when people go into the field and bring back some evidence of a real experience.
Lisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.
Now comes our finale with Solana from Moscow. Part one today. Part two with bonus video tomorrow. The two women that made these updates possible deserve a great deal of our gratitude. Keep on rocking in the free world. At this point, I think that applies to none of us, but it probably never did.
"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
It is a shock when a cultural icon slams into a rocky hillside in a helicopter going 160+mph. A huge tragedy, especially for the family. But the Mamba's life story is not a tragic one. He earned immense accomplishments and entertained millions globally. Imagine if he possessed this natural talent but never developed it? If I ever check out early like that, you sweeties better continue to support my work. My next of kin probably won't know squat about running Zishy, but perhaps they can sell some prints or something to keep the lights on. Regardless of when I go, I have a feeling there will be terabytes of unpublished images. Luckily, those terabytes won't include this update of Lilo Mai.
Stop buying new stuff. It is overpriced and comes wrapped up in garbage. Sonya Ash and I visited an antique store in Agoura Hills. She is as wild as she is beautiful. Dear Life by Beck is the song in the bonus video.
Sloan Kendricks told me she was into being handcuffed and also getting messy with food. So we worked through some ideas on a warm afternoon in West Los Angeles. Sloan's playful, easygoing attitude is not exactly what I expect from a woman has the genetics of a high-end runway model. I am going to make sure to bring her back. Ringside's Struggle is the song in the bonus video.
Regan Budimir and Olena Kozich are friends, I think. They probably hang out and go to the movies. Maybe they saw the new Avatar together. Your guess is as good as mine. I just know that they are both beautiful and seek excitement. Unquestionably, they shared a thrill or two for us at Zishy. Hope you get yourself a handful this weekend. z.
I could never leave you hanging on Christmas. Here is Gia Ohmy in her new holiday pajamas. She really wanted to take some pictures in them. I wanted to take some photos without. We made a deal. Gia is fun to toke with. Now off to Grandma's to try and not look stoned to the gills. I hope you are having a holly jolly one. Talk soon!
Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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Professional soccer players have the most attractive girlfriends. Shyla Volbeck is case in point. With refinement at her level, a seasoned photographer like myself can experience some self-doubt. But after a few minutes with Shyla, I realize that she is not merely stunning, but also an enthusiastic dance partner for my mischief. We all must have done something amazing in our past lives.
Since her debut was so well-received, here is a tasty encore of Iliza. Just kidding, it was my plan all along. I like to keep you guys guessing. We can't be too predictable, ya'know? Yes, there will be more of her in the future. Stay orange.
Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I'm a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. Seor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. Aceptas Doge?
Hannah Tarley is a sweet girl with a soft, gentle look. There is at least one guy who has hit me up on multiple occasions requesting more Hannah. I hope these images will abate his desire for a minute. Or maybe they will anger and confuse him. Maybe he doesn't like his women playing with sharp objects. Maybe his ex once held him at knife-point swearing she would slice his dick off if she ever caught him eyefucking the neighbor's ass again. She has quite a file on him. She could get him in a lot of trouble. He better fall in fucking line or prepare himself for a world of hurt. Hey, anything is possible. Goodnight.
"I am not one of these finger-pointing jerks that will label you a certain R-word just because you are not sexually attracted to a person's particular skin color or cultural background. But I will consider you a different R-word if you do not recognize Angel Avril is stunning on multiple levels. I am so happy that I could bring her to you guys. Success comes in every color. More to come."
"GM, guys. I'm such a sucker for Meadow Brink and her numerous charms. When she invited me to Wisconsin, I jumped. I had no idea how cold it would be. I'm a Texas boy. I fought through the pain as long as I could but had to tap out early. I'm really sorry, friends. Or maybe I'm not a pussy and there will be a part 2 to this. Guess we're gonna find out ;)"
"Here is the final update I have of Luisa Medrano. She is one of my favorites that has come our way from Colombia. Luisa reminds me of a girl that I used to work with at Office Depot. Shy and quiet as hell until a drop of alcohol wetted her lips."
For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
Here's a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don't fret, I'll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches.
Sebastian in Colombia put together this shoot with Kate Maze. For a few weeks, he had been pitching me other South American girls, but once he showed me Kate, I recognized her star potential. The other girls he showed me were down for whatever, but also looked like it. What stood out with Kate was her wholesome good looks compounded by a deviant personality. Keep your eye on the prize.
"You are not supposed to be able to get Coca Cola products in Russia. Well, good luck with that. I'm probably not even supposed to bring you these photos of forbidden Russian women. And that Telegram guy, the one who was arrested in France, you know what his real crime was? His app gives people the ability to communicate with each other without letting the government listen in on the conversation. Seriously, when is enough going to be enough? ""Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist."" — Pablo Picasso"
Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
Ella Knox is a rare find for the hardcore industry. A young, busty, sexual, beautiful Latina without any modifications nor tattoos. Wait, what am I saying? That is universally rare in this day and age. Sometimes I get asked what country has the most attractive women. They all do and they all don't. Let me explain. I have found beautiful people everywhere I have travelled. But the thing with beauty is that it must be rare in order for it to be appreciated. And if you're really enlightened, you'd say that everyone is beautiful. But I'm not that enlightened. Yet.
If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
"Amber Moore makes our college volleyball star fantasy come true with this one, even if the outfit has nothing to do with sports. Amber's fit, long legs never cease to impress. We will return to this incredible woman and sensational afternoon soon. Happy Monday. You guys are right, I have the best job."
Everyone is talking about this Coronavirus stuff. You know it's bad when even white people are wearing masks. Then you hear about those stuck on cruise ships and the disease spreading to everyone on-board. Kinda crazy. Yeah, I know. People still get on cruise ships in 2020?? My advice is to lay low for a bit. Subscribe to Zishy, the annual option is best, and occupy yourself with the beauty of women like Jessica Albanka. Germs suck and this site is 100% virus-free. Zishy could save your life.
Freda Motten is back. We roam around Beverly Hills for a bit, then she takes me back to her place for an acrobatic tease. Freda might turn some of you off with her smoking, but she likes it, and are you really going to tell a woman that she can't have something she likes? Good luck with that. People tend to figure shit out on their own. Or they die. Oh wait, we all die. Don't let Freda's dark side fool you. She can be sweet and generous if you don't piss her off.
So after we filled up on Philippe's, I took a stroll down Main street with Riley Anne and Winter Bliss. The girls let their hair down and continued their tease for the camera. A man from the California Endowment said we couldn't take pictures in front his workplace. Too little, too late, my friend. Sumka by Leningrad plays in the bonus video.
Wow! This contest seems to be picking up steam. Here is contestant 3, she is holed up in upstate New York. She paints, plays guitar, listens to oldies, and knows how to tease the hell out of a viewing audience. Taking self portraits is a pah-pah-pain, so I commend these women on all their efforts. How beautiful is she without the mask? Only myself and Zishy subscribers will know :) I should be able to get a regular update in tomorrow. Save a life, wear your mask.
Hopeless SoFrantic is the type of person that could make me leave my high-ranking position in the Riders Of The Afterlife. I would never again dissect any of the local fauna. No more experiments or projects involving pool cleaning supplies and captured pets. No more seagull trials. Alright, who am I kidding? You all know that I don't have time for cults or mischief that doesn't involve photographing gorgeous women like Hopeless. This is my addiction. And Hopeless is a hell of an enabler.
Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
One of our favorite exclusive muses is back. This time Meadow Brink battles the midday elements in Pensacola Bay. The sun and wind fought valiantly, but were no match for Meadow and her yellow dress sans undergarments. Knowing this unique woman for several years now, I can attest to Meadow's fluctuating moods. But when her energy is on, it in ON! As always, I consider it a great privilege to be able to document her for you. I will be adding a new xtra of MB tomorrow. Be ready.
I had some extra shots of April Brookes from her first update. Somehow I missed those. Hey, I'm a child of divorce. If I didn't have a child of my own, I'd be making my way down to Houston or Florida. I would rent a small paddle boat. I'd pack my guitar, a shitload of plant-based medicine, and be prepared to sing Kumbaya for hours on end. Yes, these are disasters, but they are also catalysts for human kindness. And we all know we can use more of that. If we are gonna go out, and we all will, we might as well go out with a party.
Whenever you are feeling down and particularly hopeless, I want you to look at Zishy and girls like Rhonda Biasi for inspiration. Through this venture, and for better or worse, I am fulfilling one of my dreams. I am taking sexy photos of incredible women and getting paid for it. Regardless of how long it lasts, I will always be able to say that I made something out of one of my obsessions. Anything is possible when you are relentless and hold life to a high standard. Get at it.
I remember when racism was real. When you could get accused of stealing some guy's wallet just because your skin was the darkest in the room. Now you are racist if you go as James Brown for Halloween. I don't get it. People have to constantly walk on eggshells in America. These days you might offend someone by how you brush your teeth. Screw that. How about we reserve the label 'Nazi' for those wearing red armbands? How about we shuffle our victim card towards the back of the deck? Withholding it for the most deserving of occasions. Neda Marie has dark skin and nappy hair and I like it.
I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
"It has been a wild week. Chilly temperatures have finally hit Texas. This set of photos takes me back to Los Angeles and spending time with the wonderful River Lynn. She arrived beaming a bright smile along with wafts of cannabis aroma. River is full of positive sexual energy and couldn't wait to get started, which did not take long. The toy was her idea, I think. River has put on some thick since the time these photos were taken and still looks amazing. Find her easily on X. A saying comes to mind, ""No man ever steps in the same river twice."" I will add a bonus video and an xtra tonight."
Bella Rose returns. You might know her as a porn actress, but to me, she is an ambitious woman who decided to get the hell away from her small-town upbringing. It's very easy to judge others online. Trust me, I also find humans quite tiresome after browsing for a few minutes on social media. But I remind myself that negative energy is only going to attract more negative energy. The world doesn't need more complainers. Maybe that is exactly what got us in this mess. Maybe we aren't even in a mess. Embrace the suck.
Another update of Irina Dyvyn from our European photographer, Maksym. The hair, the eyes, the body that looks great even in warmup pants, Max has it all. And Irina ain't too shabby either. I have been working on an NFT series for Zishy. How many of you guys are collectingtrading these digital assets? Are you on Opensea or some other marketplace? Do you prefer the Ethereum blockchain or something like Solana? What is your favorite male enhancement pill? Just want to get a feel for what is popular. Thanks!
Artistic, playful, captivating, beautiful--Vicky hit it out of the park on this update with Valery Ponce. Her photography immediately transports us to Colombia. You might come here for the nudie pics, but you get so much more. I also give great advise to subscribers. The other day some gentleman wrote me asking if the person he found on a Czech escort site was legitimately one of the Zishy models. Certainly the pics were, but I bet my two left nuts that whoever might arrive at his doorstep would be a far cry from a looker. I told him to stay away from these scams, save your money and just jerk it.
"Oddly enough, one of the things that I like about Sybil Kuechler is that she doesn't try to be likable. She seems very comfortable with who she is. Having a strong desire to be liked is an abhorrent quality. We all know you really are. You are a selfish, lazy, cold-hearted fiend just like everyone else. Acting otherwise is deceitful and truly despicable. I love you how you are. April Fools."
"I am currently at a popular tourist destination, dealing with long lines and high prices. It has brought me to the realization that I hate crowds. They are smelly, noisy, and full of disgusting strangers. The only redeeming aspect of crowds is the rare beautiful woman that can be found among them. An attractive female makes my tired life worth living. Evidently, some people even pay their hard earned munnies just to see photos of women on the internet. Bless your souls, my fellow space cowboys."
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