Introducing Iliza Monteforte. Her couch might be half-destroyed, but her personality is pristine. She lives near a big university in Florida and has a bunch of wild roommates that like to party. I am sure their landlord has already gambled away the security deposit. When you have a college girlfriend like Iliza, you don't sweat the small stuff. It is okay if the carpet is filthy and the garbage wreaks. Worry about being civilized back at home with the wife and kids, where the carefree invincibility of youth is but a distant memory. And don't forget to clear your message history, you scoundrel.