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I am awfully hungry but Zach Venice said that I couldn't leave my desk until I finished writing this update's caption. Such a prick. Zeta BB is sensational here. Very few women understand how to tease in baggy street clothes and without a lick of makeup. I am so glad that Whole Foods does not sell razors. That's right. Every woman you see shopping there sports a thick ole bush under them mom jeans. Pssh, I wish. Give me as much Zeta as possible. More to come. Liver King, out!
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Here's a little, but actually not too small, Valentine's gift for you from Tyla Jessop. She gave Zishy a heroic effort and I am thankful. In the end, she remains concerned that this sort of modeling will ruin her Hollywood dreams. Fortunately, Hollywood has died and you can do whatever you want and your success is only limited by your talent. Enjoy the weekend. Don't forget to show your special lady how much you care. One great V-day idea is to cuddle up together and watch the UFC pay-per-view event tonight. That's what I'm getting my missus. You're welcome.
As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
Moon Torrance makes her way back to Texas to reignite our rockets. This woman is a beast and I say that in the most admirable way. She doesn't mask-up until someone makes her do so. She likes to smoke and drink because it makes her feel good. If you ask Moon what her political views are, she will tell you. Most importantly, Moon doesn't feel remorse about showing off her exquisite body. She loves herself fully which in today's climate seems rare. I'm a fan. More from this evening to come.
Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
Welcome back! Sylvia Belotti is quite a character. She might be crazy, but she might also be living a happy life. So, pick your poison. Please send me links to all the crazy AND beautiful women you know. I will pay them much better than 15hr. Kids, stay in school unless you're as beautiful as Sylvia.
Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
These have been held in the Zishy archives for a minute. Anthony, our contributor from Portland said it best, Girls like Stella don't come through very often. Yeah, man. I know. That is why I remotely commissioned a few shoots with this rare bird. And I will be real with you because hardly anyone ever is, I offered Stella to travel and shoot with me as well. She refused and blocked me for asking if it was possible to pack on a few pounds. See, Stella had slimmed down quite a bit after shooting with Anthony. Live and learn. Don't ask for shit. Just take it as it comes. Or don't take it at all. Video tomorrow.
Helen Bergstrom is a charming and talented woman that loves animals. So much so that she shares her apartment with several pets, including a huge dog. Helen is a vocalist, a pianist, a guitarist and can even slay on the harp. Helen can shred on a skateboard. She could probably even drink you under the table. A bonafide showboater! I am still waiting to see what she can't do. Happy Saturday.
"Our contributor, Anthony, is back with Lady Noire in Portland. The pair went to the botanical garden and got exquisite photos of ducks and flowers. Noire forgot to wear underwear but I can't fault her for that. They would have been awkwardly visible under her tight beige dress. We wouldn't want that. The list of things to be thankful for grows everyday. Don't get stuck bitching about life."
Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel's aggressive beauty. She's done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin' beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn't one. More Madd times ahead.
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