Happy Easter, sweet Internet. Alejandra Cobos and I needed nourishment, but we decided to go to Red Lobster. Just joshing. RL has its perks. Cheddar biscuits being the main one. On this particular evening, our fellow diners did not appreciate the use of flash photography. Noise was made. I am sorry folks, but we have a job to do. Women like this do not come around everyday. Can you believe there are powerful forces that vilify you for appreciating scandalous photos of a specimen like Alejandra Cobos? Oh I see, just because I am mediocre myself means that I should only be able to see mediocre humans naked? Screw you, thought police. Let us ordinary men at least have this.