You have probably seen Heidi Romanova somewhere on the interwebs before. It is easy for a photogenic redhead with zero body shame to go viral. Heidi welcomed me into her new flat in the heart of Kiev and we wasted no time getting after it. This was my first time in Ukraine and I doubt that it will be my last. Hopefully, this beautiful country will soon be at peace. And no, Mom. I will not look for a real job.