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The bad news Victoria Minina's run as a model on Zishy has come to an end. The good news this is a two part-set with Victoria in her prime, at home, in beautiful natural lighting. Everything lined up perfectly for me on this day. I hope that you, Vika, and I all have more days like this to look forward to. Oh and the great news Joss doesn't get a bunch of free advertising in part 2.
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"Hi, all. I am keeping this one simple. A gallery of the superb Soledad Lomas flashing me while visiting Nordstrom Rack, including video. I do not blame you if you think they're fake. See, Soledad and I live pretty close to each other. One day I was at the mall and from afar I saw this thin brunette with an eye-popping rack. I thought to myself, ""There's no way those are real."" I walked closer and lo and behold, it was my old friend, the all-natural Soledad. Never be too certain of your assumptions. More SL to come."
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Jorge in Spain found another beautiful muse that he could not resist photographing for Zishy. I may have urged him immediately after he showed me her Instagram. Mireia Cabello is a sassy eighteen year old with a petite body, yet gravity-defying curves. Nature can be bipolar. She can give you volcanoes and earthquakes one day, and the next, a lively Mireia. Ay Dios santo!
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"December has arrived, and with it comes Yessa Banter from ... can anyone guess? She is a unique model with a youthful, but serious demeanor. I find her personality as interesting as her outward appearance. Does Yessa's family and friends know that she is a nude model that can now be adored on the internet? I doubt it. She only had bikini bottoms to wear on this day, but we'll have her back again. Don't worry."
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Early this year, I photographed Zoey Luna in Vegas. We went to the Wynn and risked it all for these photos. You bastards better appreciate it. There were probably surveillance cameras on us the whole time, but somehow we escaped any run-ins with security. Send love Zoey's way on Twitter or Instagram. She is a kind, kinky soul with few inhibitions. She even found my unhealthy fixation with The Golden Girls to be cute.
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"Vangelica Vee makes her return with hotel room heat while we were in Vegas for an adult convention. No, I did not attend the festivities, but was there to bring new talent to the site. To be honest, I'm not sure if Vangelica is pursuing anything long-term in the industry. She strikes me as one of those tourists who comes in, dips their toes in the water, then leaves with a few wild stories to tell, which is smart since she's such a naturally kind person. More of Vee tomorrow."
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Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen gave me a full spectrum tour of Pittsburgh. There was flashing, spanking, smoking, showering, we even went to church. Good luck finding guides like these. I'll post a compilation video tomorrow. I got my second Pfizer dose today, so I'm feeling really lethargic ... or maybe I just procrastinate with everything. Yeah, that's probably it. Snoochie boochies.
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Nala Brooks has the kind of breasts that would make for a monumental tragedy if they were never displayed on camera. We walked around UT campus during the height of the pandemic. Most classes were relegated to remote learning, so Nala and I had minimal concern for spectators. Everyone was at home, scared and confused. I was still making smut because I have a mountain of student debt to pay off. It was a nice day outside.
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"I hope I have more experiences like this. I am ready."
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Sorry to state the obvious, but most porn sucks. It is filtered or scripted or impersonal or obviously fake. In fact, that isn't just porn, it is the same with entertainment in general. When I want to be inspired or distract myself from myself, I only do one of two things. A, turn on a video of the 1973 Belmont Stakes. Or B, do whatever it takes to find a confident, attractive, adventurous woman to photograph. That is why you are here, right? You want to see who is next. You want to see if fortune will favor me in this endeavor. It certainly did with Rowan Emerson. My work is not easy, but I leave easy for the jerks who walk around all day with their feet jammed inside shoes.
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"Reina Rae is gorgeous, strong, brave, neurotic, and possibly over self-medicated. See the bonus video. Photographing her in Tucson is a trip down memory lane. This small desert city and the U of A were my home for a while. Visiting brings back recollections of shitty apartments, college girlfriends, and stained futons. As much as I like the place, I'm glad that I made it out. Good luck, Reina."
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On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.
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"Third day in a row that Bitcoin has hit an all-time high. Let's celebrate with some tacos. Let's take a woman out that we know not everyone is going to love. Just like everyone doesn't love spicy food. It's okay. We aren't here to please the masses. We are here to have fun and spread a little fuck-you this season (but in a kind way). And for your info, I think Jenna is a legit degen beautiful badass. Thank you guys for coming along on the ride."
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I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?
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"Drink up a little more Melba Chastain. I will be back soon. Don't worry."
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Part 2 and the finale of Giulia has arrived. Yes, it is both the best of times and the worst of times. I would definitely work with her again, but she probably still doesn't get my photography. As you can tell, Giulia is playful and fun and very candid with her oddball personality. This is exactly what I strive for, even if it is not always achieved. I have seen so much smut in my day. I am perfectly burned out by anything typical. When I am taking pictures, I strive to create something that still has a heartbeat. This tends to piss people my models off. You're not supposed to be able to see anyone's soul or humanity in smut. It is supposed to be cookie-cutter and very one-noted. I just love failing. I will post a video to this page by tomorrow. Thanks for supporting the best and worst smut in the game.
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Hello everyone, thanks for being here. So I didn't get a chance to write my notes to the last update, but it doesn't seem like anyone cares. The bonus video was added and that was the most important delayed element. As for Kelsey Jones, I must speak my piece. This person is a scoundrel. She'll look at you with her loving eyes and bright smile. She'll laugh at your jokes, promise to say a prayer for your sick cat. But when you ask her to save you a slice for after the shoot, because you'll be starving and you usually can't eat much while you work. Yeh, good luck with that. I may never experience the magic of Casola's. Kick rocks, Kels.
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I am awfully hungry but Zach Venice said that I couldn't leave my desk until I finished writing this update's caption. Such a prick. Zeta BB is sensational here. Very few women understand how to tease in baggy street clothes and without a lick of makeup. I am so glad that Whole Foods does not sell razors. That's right. Every woman you see shopping there sports a thick ole bush under them mom jeans. Pssh, I wish. Give me as much Zeta as possible. More to come. Liver King, out!
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Ileana Burgos is back and brought to us again by Dan, a contributor from Colombia. I only approve the best of the best models for contributing photographers, because, well, this is my job and my site. I don't see why I would hire someone to do my job unless they have very special talent to work with. Angie definitely qualifies. I will get her back a few times before my Zishy days are done. Happy Monday.
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As promised, a 9-minute video compilation of Gabbie being Gabbie. She's great. I'm putting together some xtra content of her too.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
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I'm guilty. I really shouldn't promote the false idea that all women are as game as Marcela Gaona. I feel so bad about this. I hope you understand that reality is a bit more... um... complicated. But anyways, Marcela does exist somewhere in Europe and is rather amazing. I taught her how to eat a Macadamia nut from the shell. Just like many things, you need the right tools. Once you get them open though, they are super tasty.
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I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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Oh, hey. I had some more of Rose Fessenden. Sorry for holding out. If you have been here long enough, you realize that I do whatever the hell I want with my site. I don't even censor the haters in the comments section. Cuz that would be bitch. Perhaps one day I will feature a disabled trans woman just so that Zishy is more inclusive. Calm down, only kidding! I am pretty sure I will keep the 'Zish' weenie-free until its demise. As for the handicapped part, I dunno. Who says missing limbs aren't a thing? We will just have to see what the long term effects are of acid the internet a godless society. Take care of yourself, sweetcakes.
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Hey! They also made a video for us. Thanks, guys.
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I finally rewatched 'Avatar'. The first time didn't count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie's visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never resembled the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill us as much as we want to run from it. The wilderness does not radiate with sweet love at night, Mr. Cameron. I am pretty sure you prefer to sleep in a comfortable bed, behind locked doors just like my pampered ass. Anyways, Ophelia Palantine has a lovely smile.
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Serena Avery was a hell of a wife for all the sixty or so hours that we were married. There was incredible sex of course, even I mildly enjoyed it. There were profound discussions about the wonders of the universe and the Annunaki. We would hold one another close as we slept each night, no matter how sweaty and disgusted and uncomfortable we would wake up feeling the next morning. We would share our Airbuds so we could simultaneously listen to Infowars at mealtime. Everything was grand until I discovered that Serena didn't love Aphex Twin. Okay, bitch. Let's end this shit-show before it is too late. Life is short.
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Vynessa Lucero claims that her incredible physique is 100 natural. She follows a strict ancestral diet of beef liver and other offal. I don't believe a word of it, but maybe I am just being a hater. Look, Vynessa. I know you think you topped me in our squatting contest. If it had been fair, and my back wasn't acting up, then the results would be quite different. Sadly, I have retired from such pointless competition. You can expect video of Vynessa and more buck nekkid photos in part two. Coming soon.
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The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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Here's a video of my time with these three incredible women. For those of you who haven't followed the story behind this day, Vero had to leave early to get to work. You won this time, McDonald's. Next time, I'm thinking bomb threat.
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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I am known by many as a kind and generous soul. My home is always welcome to any beautiful women, ages 18 to 22, who need a couch to crash on for a night or two. I inform my guests that I have a creative nature which often leads to impromptu candid photography. Some have even called me the Bill Cosby of the erotic art world, which I believe is due to his innovative comic stylings. Anyways, Yana West is a great sport. Art kinda rules.
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Happy Halloween everyone! I know you might not like tall, brunette women. Or women who keep their body hair. Or women who wear silly-ass fake lash extensions. Or women who have tan lines. Or the band, Phish. Or women who like to be choked. Or women who enjoy playing with their spit. But life sucks and you get what you get and sometimes you just have to try and let everything wash over you like a refreshingly cool wave of Dubsie. Now, go scare some kids. Bye.
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Aurora Morgenrote lives in an apartment out of some kind of storybook. Beautiful locations must somehow propagate beautiful people. I have not spent much time relaxing in Italy and I have only visited a small number of its popular tourist attractions. But if you asked me what I would want to see or do in any country, it fall in line with the work that you see here on Zishy. Have a great one and thanks again for helping me live a dream. -ZV
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Another fetching set of photos from deep in the heart of Colombia. Our contributor, Viky, cheated a bit here though. She takes us to an ultra-picturesque location with an amazing woman, Ileana Burgos. This takes no skill. Anyone could do it. Let's see what Viky can do with a 50-year-old crackhead at a landfill. Good luck with that! Don't let these results blow up that ego of yours, V. Have a nice weekend.
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Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
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Here is a nice long shower video to go with the previous update from these two incredible women. Sometimes I am smart enough to keep it simple. Hope you enjoy.
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I have received several requests for more Luisa Medrano, so today is some members' lucky day. Here, we have our contributor, Viky, taking Luisa out for a burger and beers, then heading home for more revealing photography. Viky says Luisa loves her and loves Zishy. Kinda makes me jealous watching someone else do my job, but let us keep that on the DL. This isn't the last you will see of Luisa's young, delicate beauty.
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Introducing another exceptional beauty from Latin America brought to us by a new contributor. These guys are finding the right talent, but need to be dialed in on how to put together more extensive sets. At least that is my take. I am a bit of a perfectionist with Zishy, even though the rest of my life looks like a train wreck. Only playing, I'm sure most fathers, sons and husbands are often despised by their families. As far as abortion goes, I can't believe God didn't build in an eject button on the uterus. What a repressive dick. He must have hated women. Enjoy your weekend.
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These are the results of having a very game muse who is willing to wake up early and explore nature. I took a ton of photos on this warm morning with Sybil Kuechler. This is part one. We delve further into her kinks with part two. Also, her bikini bottom gets swept downstream by accident. Oops! I am guessing if it is your thing and you were Sybil's partner, she would have zero qualms calling you daddy. But that is just a guess. Happy Father's Day.
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Regan Budimir is a stunner from a country far far away. A contributor took these to show off the talent that lie behind the Ukrainian borders. Shortly after seeing these, seeing Regan, I decided that I needed to take advantage of my U.S. passport. This is only an intro, but you'll see my own work with Regan soon enough.
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Skye Blue and I did some holiday shopping along with some jaw dropping at the Galleria. There are some of you who have expressed great distress over nipple piercings. I want to assure you that all will be fine. Once you meet your dream woman, she will obey all your wishes for her body. She will understand that her sole purpose in life is to make you happy. You will not have to accept any part of her that does not agree with your taste. For now though, please ignore Skye and the other divas with the body mods. I am sure there are enough of us out there who have removed our heads from our anal passage to appreciate these individuals as they are.
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Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don't want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life and nudity!. I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
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Sun enlightening the hot upskirts
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I know what you are thinking. Zach Venice is a lucky bastard. Well, I concur. That wild man has lived in my head for years and must have the universe smiling upon him. He made us drop out of college, move to LA, pursue a desk job in the porn industry, and now he peddles his own basic fantasies on the interwebs. Genius? No, thats giving him too much credit. He's just a clever pervert whose world is crumbling around him like everyone else's. It's beautiful.
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My Colombian correspondent, Sebastian, put together another shoot with Kate Maze. Over the past few months, he has scoured social media for more girls like her in his country. Kate sets the bar high with her confidence and beauty, so it is not an easy task. Fortunately, Sebastian is up for the challenge.
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I love you, Samadhi. I will do anything for you. I will eat ramen to afford the costly water bills resulting from your daily soaks. I will smile as I wipe my b-hole with the soggy toilet paper which you precariously store on the edge of our tub. I will giggle like a schoolgirl when I chip my teeth on the hard metal that decorates your body. You are worth it all. Stay tuned for part 2 with video tomorrow.
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"Irina and Bianca had a great workout with trainer/friend/photographer Alina. It seems apparent that they have great chemistry together. Here is part one."
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Hats off to Adam in Prague for braving the chills again, but this time with Daphne Angel. You can not shoot low energy girls at this temperature. Daphne brings the heat and makes me crave some more snow shoots before this whole planet is under Jacuzzi water.
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I have been called a creep many times in my life. I know how it feels to be vilified and dismissed. I swear, you kiss one small boy and all of the sudden you are the scum of the earth. But seriously, people are quick to blackball you if you do not play by their rules. Even on Zishy, I have been asked to blockban certain members from commenting. This solves nothing. I say fuck blacklists. Let stupidity show its ugly face in broad daylight. Let's work through problems and not avoid them. Let's appreciate that we do not all enjoy the same flavor of ice cream. I loved spending the day with Tammy Kaimia at Balboa Park in San Diego. Even if just for a few hours, I found someone who could appreciate my creepiness.
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Josue, pronounced Ho-Sway, hit me up a while back about shooting for Zishy. I told him it was totally possible if he was willing to do God's work of finding great models. After that, I generally never hear back from a potential contributor. And if I do, the results are terrible. Not the case with Josue. He found the beautiful Pia Marzo in Texas and pulled off an exciting series. I know nothing about Pia except that she is 22 and comes from Hispanic descent, at least partially. I will make sure Josue fills us in more when the second part is published.
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Here is part two of the poolside devil, Adriene Macedo. Can you tell she is shy? Me neither. One great thing about climate change is that the sun keeps shining. Start prepping in those saunas, fellas. No need to be afraid of a little sweat.
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Introducing Katie Darling, a college student in Texas that has quickly made a name for herself as an internet model. Katie is an ultra nice person that loves animals. Her pup is a rescue that she recently adopted. Katie is blessed with breasts that most would wager are artificial. The house would graciously take their money. Ignore the skeptics, life is filled with wonders.
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"The notion that Italian women are universally beautiful, while often celebrated, can also perpetuate unfair and unrealistic standards. This stereotype places undue pressure on Italian women to meet an idealized image, which can be both mentally and emotionally taxing. Furthermore, it dismisses the diversity and individuality of beauty, reducing Italian women to a narrow and superficial ideal. Emphasizing beauty in this way fosters envy and resentment among those who feel they do not fit these standards, contributing to a broader culture of insecurity and inequality. Just the same, there really is something about Italian women. My apologies."
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This was a wonderful day that came as a surprise. I was in Portland for my uncle's funeral, so the circumstances weren't great. Patsy Ford invited me to her place and lifted my spirits with her charms. Part 2 with bonus video coming tomorrow. Have a great weekend.
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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Contestant 23 is from Colombia. She snuck her fantastic entries in right before the deadline. Big cheers, everyone. Especially subscribers who get to see her beautiful face. We all win!
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Somehow downloading pixelated boobies at 14.4kbs in a Texas border town has led me to photographing an incredible woman in Oslo, Norway. Jessica Albanka was, at first, very hesitant to shoot in the city she calls home, but it took only minutes for her playful personality to overpower any fear. Jessica may end up being the only reason I ever visit this country.
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"While artificial intelligence can provide a semblance of companionship—offering understanding, predictability, and support—it cannot replace the depth and richness of human relationships. A living woman, as a unique individual, brings qualities that transcend what technology can offer, creating a connection that feels irreplaceable. Real women also currently have AI beat in the 'curves' department. Thanks to our new contributor, Taras, we get to see what his neighborhood barista looks like under her apron. Cheers."
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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Peach M. Kennedy is another delightfully eccentric woman I have had the pleasure to photograph. This girl knows how to grab life by the balls. She travels, she writes, she models. Basically, she does whatever the hell she wants. A youth being well-lived. Peach and I screwed around in the LAX area. We ran into a convention for child acting. If you think your life is strange, check out one of these events.
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Here's part two of my stroll down Venice Beach with Basil Navas. Like I said earlier, she had her timid moments, but in the end, they were too shortlived to sabotage our fun. She is a Spanish beauty and I agree, does bare resemblance to celebs like Portman and Cruz. But ultimately, Basil's unique character left its imprint in my head. Despacito is the song in the bonus video. I know you probably haven't heard enough of it.
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What can I say? I am a sadist. I just had to torture you with a second part to Soledad Lomas' bikini field trip. Imagine how I felt. I had to endure this delightful tease in person. At least this time our muse broke out a top that her mother strongly disapproves of. And fear not. Next time Soledad promises to be more generous. Sleep well.
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I met Ulyana Orsk in Russia and within a couple of hours, she was removing her bikini for me on the shores of the Baltic Sea. The light was fading quick, so the audience was minimal. Peaceful moments with a young beauty on a comfortable beach, yeah I can get used to this. Part two with a video tomorrow.
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You have probably seen Heidi Romanova somewhere on the interwebs before. It is easy for a photogenic redhead with zero body shame to go viral. Heidi welcomed me into her new flat in the heart of Kiev and we wasted no time getting after it. This was my first time in Ukraine and I doubt that it will be my last. Hopefully, this beautiful country will soon be at peace. And no, Mom. I will not look for a real job.
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"Alissa Foxy has me sprung for Spring. I have never met her personally, but I can feel her essence come through the contributor's camera. Alissa seems sweet and submissive and probably has a bit of a wild streak to her. These antics are not forced. She knows her value and loves to share it with those who also recognize it. I am probably way off, but I am comfortable living under these assumptions. More Alissa later."
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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Neither have I, but some women will make me wonder if I sold my soul to the dark side and misplaced the memory of it. Or perhaps I have earned these experiences after all the shit I have had to wade through. When Shelley Fox squeezes out of her clothes in front of your eyes, one tends to forgive Life for all of its cruel moments. It is okay if my goldfish died when I was seven, I have this now.
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Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
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This is an introduction to Adriene Macedo. Part two will follow shortly. It took a lot to bring this all-natural Brazilian bikini heroine to Zishy, but I know she is well worth the extra effort. Recently, I jumped into water for the first time since the lengthy shelter-in-place order. I had to drive out to a lake to do it, but still, once I was submerged, it was sheer bliss. Corona kills, but so does being a fearful, rule-abiding momo. Choose wisely.
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This is Maddie Crump. She is a tall blonde beauty from Southern California. Five feet ten inches, or 178cm, of radioactive dynamite. I don't know what that means, but it kinda sounds cool. We walked into one of the busiest Whole Foods in the country to grab a bite and some adventure. Maddie's Metallica crop top was barely street legal, but then she exhibited her micro-bikini and I realized that this nineteen year-old is a bona fide showboat. More Maddie to come.
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Presley Callen continues to inspire fitness in the second half of her Zishy debut. Part of the fun with this project is watching women shed their inhibitions right before my eyes. There is freedom in the realization that the rules of propriety are arbitrary and products of cultural hypnosis. Maybe I will finally attend Burning Man one day. Music from Bob Marley and Moby plays in the background of the bonus video.
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"Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I'm not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking"
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"Sary Gimaldi is a glamour model that our contributor, Viky, found for us during her European travels a few months back. At first, besides being thrilled by Sary's beauty, I was bummed out by her use of makeup. I even thought the freckles were fugazis. But Viky explained that this is simply what she is used to AND that the freckles were 100% real. As you can see by the last 2 pics, they certainly are. Ultimately, Sary agreed to break her mold for Zishy in many ways. There is more of her to come, even minus the cosmetics."
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"We made it, guys! Another new year and another beautiful set of images of Melina Amaru. Her sensitive eyes struggle in the sun, but the rest of her body shines. I wish all of you the best this year. And I renew my commitment to bring the internet it's finest niche soft smut. Back when I created this site in 2011, I had no idea where it would go. Thanks to you, I no longer have any bosses to submit to, well, besides my wife. Happy 2025."
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Back when I was growing up, being weird was a lot easier than it is now. These days, tattooing your eyeballs or going out dressed up as a raccoon will barely even register as being odd. But hey, I can dig it. I am comfortable with the new generations and their new ways. I don't expect traditional ideas of normal when a performative virtualized existence meets legalized psychotropics. Venus is a unique blend of this new world with loads of classic natural beauty. Moar to come.
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Here is the second part of my time in Moscow with Disha and Alevtina. There will be a third, unless there is nuclear war. In that case, all bets would be off. No more Zishy. No more Dwayne Johnson movies. No more fried onion blossoms. The lizard people in charge of the war machine better calm the f down, because we stand to lose our very entertaining lifestyles. If I am one of the few 'lucky' survivors, I will be thoroughly incensed that the apocalypse put an abrupt end to my adventures in smut.
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Although I am bummed that I have to cancel my visit to the Middle East, Airbnbs in Gaza City cost an arm and a leg, literally, I find some consolation in this new set from our contributor Dante. The beauty of Alissa Foxy is remarkable. So much so, it temporarily distracts from the reality that we are living in the midst of a modern world war. I have come to terms with this. It's fine. Everything is fine. I have the Zishy bunker ready. The underground studio was finished last week. We ain't going nowhere.
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Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don't worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful wild friendloversistercousinmother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
