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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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Waking up can be a pain in the butt. It does help if you have a helping hand. Kat Keen has some of the comfiest pajamas that I have ever seen. They are super convenient to slip on or off or pull to side, strangle someone withjk. What more could you ask from sleepwear? Hope you got a good start to your day as well. Keep those batteries charged.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
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Isabella Herzog in her grand finale on Zishy. She didn't need any clothes for this one and I did not insist. Who would? Isabella is charming and energetic. She is a descendent of the Tatars, which are a Turkic ethnic group that inhabited the area often associated with the Mongolian Empire. Good work, Genghis.
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Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
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Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
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On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.
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Helga Amor returns with contributor Max. I think she is smoking hot and it wouldn't hurt to see her smile more. Then again, maybe shit isn't going well for her. Maybe she is worried about a global pandemic, climate change, the constant threat of nuclear annihilation, the rise of child suicide, the growing impoverished population, the incompetence from all forms of leadership, the death of intellect and hard work, the rise of terrorism foreign and domestic, the widespread sense of mental illness plaguing society. But also, Helga might just think it looks goofy to show too much emotion. Who knows?
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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
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It was a wonderful afternoon. I was scrolling on my phone, sitting in my bean bag chair, I had just eaten my afternoon edible. Then, incoming SMS. Amber Moore Hey, wanna hit up a trail? I'm dying to get naked in nature. Zach Oh, alright. But bring a couple of dresses too. No rest for the wicked.
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Quick update here. Power is out right now in the small town that I am staying in. Running off the reserves in my laptop battery and cell phone. Ooh and I'm about to go photograph that gymnastics teacher in a few minutes. We will see how that goes. Also, I will add a bonus video to this update once I get some juice. Have a good one. Entry2 I am back on the grid and the shoot was went splendidly. If you guys love her, half as much as your narrator, she will be a hit. G'night, amigos.
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Bianca Bell returns and I am glad. It is hard to find women like her, with her naturally generous curves, a photogenic face, full of smiles and devoid of shame. That is why I told my team in Ukraine to continue working with Bianca and I could continue sending them satoshis. I only spend my bitcoin when I absolutely have to. Bianca is a worthy cause in my book. Thanks, Max and BB. Stay safe.
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I took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.
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Myra Glasford had half a swimsuit with her and luckily we were in a city where going topless in public is legal for both genders. Ooh, yeah I said it. Imagine if there were really only two genders. That would be so unnatural. Imagine if you went to a doctor and told them that you felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. The doctor then proceeds to schedule you to have your dick and balls removed, places you on intensive hormone therapy, and advises you to consider surgical breast implants. Yo doc, wouldn't it be better cheaper, safer less painful to fix my head? Can't you prescribe pills or therapy to put me in harmony with my body? Again, I don't know shit.
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It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan's club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
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The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.
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Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
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Sasha Apex believes that she is not appreciated on Zishy just because a few twats on here have left negative comments about her ink. I have urged her to ignore outdated critics that do not share her opinions on aesthetics and are unable to hold their tongue. Nonetheless, she blocked me. I am pretty sure she will come around eventually. But yeah, tats, who needs 'em?
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Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
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Meadow Brink is a mystery, inside a puzzle, filled with paradox, surrounded by a maze. I don't get her and probably never will. But sometimes we get along long enough to make really cool shit. She's my Eastman. And I'm her Laird. Or at least that is how it felt on this spring morning in Pensacola. Hope this finds her doing well.
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This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
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Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
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For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
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Sure, she's not the type of girl you want to marry. Gia Ohmy would probably have you volunteering for the Foreign Legion weeks after tying the knot. But the first few nights would be bliss. How could they not? Gia has curves that theoretical physicists have trouble explaining. And in actuality, she might very well be a good kid. Gia's just like the majority of humans pleasant in real life, but cat-shit crazy when interacting online. I will try and get you folks a bonus video tomorrow.
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It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
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I knew I had problems once I realized that I actually enjoyed the feeling of a house fly crawling across my skin. Most sane people swat them away immediately. Not me. Sometimes I sit perfectly still for minutes on end, soaking up the sensations freely given by my winged friends. There is no woman that would accept this, especially, not one like Olivia Yukon. I am doomed to be labeled disgusting or 'creepy'. I know none of you would know anything about that sort of thing. At least I take pretty pictures.
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Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
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Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
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Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
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College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don't get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don't get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.
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I am sick of waiting for my day to come. I am surrounded by skeletons covered in fat, sporting unoriginal personalities, and living on borrowed time. The one thing that gives me joy is meeting other genetic garbage that shares my disgust with these predicaments. I know it sounds absurd, but I am dying for one of them, or all of them, to rip apart my yoga pants, force open my hips, and enter-enter-enter me. Turn me into an airport urinal cake. Make me feel something. Anything. -Karine Jean-Pierre
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Michele James will go down as one of the best women to have ever soaked in this bathtub. And I'm pretty sure it has seen a few. It is hard not to photograph a woman bathing when you have access to a tub like this. The natural light varied between ideal and awful, which explains a few of the grainier photos. Just the same, Michele's captivating figure is a subject that demands perseverance. I am throwing in a great pic at the end that her lucky boyfriend snapped. Not bad, my dude. Bet that cheesecake was worth every penny. Bonus video tomorrow.
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I'm guilty. I really shouldn't promote the false idea that all women are as game as Marcela Gaona. I feel so bad about this. I hope you understand that reality is a bit more... um... complicated. But anyways, Marcela does exist somewhere in Europe and is rather amazing. I taught her how to eat a Macadamia nut from the shell. Just like many things, you need the right tools. Once you get them open though, they are super tasty.
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Kelsey and Dee were going to be in Atlanta for a few days working on a music video. I had never been to Georgia, so I figured it would be a great excuse for me to visit 'Black Hollywood' if they'd agree to a Zishy adventure. Kelsey is the one with the darker complexion. Dee, the lighter. The weather was chilly and the day was short, but these two beautiful Americans were a fun duo to photograph. And yes, the last three images are meant to imply there is more to come.
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Do you like attractive, slim, energetic women with bountiful curly hair, who hate to shave, love their bodies, and can't stop smiling as they roll around on the angelic white sands of a Florida beach? Then you are gonna love Debra Kenlow. Conditions like these make me want to point up to the heavens like one of those athletes after pulling off an amazing feat. I owe one, Xenu!
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Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn't eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn't the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He's into Hispanic bad boys. Golly, I adore him. -ZL
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I arrived alone in Krasnodar in the late afternoon and did some quick exploring for a nature spot to photograph Diana Sedova the next day. Included in this set are my initial scouting photos. Wealth does not seem abundant in this city, but I don't travel for your typical tourism. With shoots like these, I try to uncover the beauty that most people overlook. I want to show both the struggle and wonder that is present everywhere. I seek the Truth. Plus, I really love an amazing set of natural tits. Cancel me. Cancel everybody.
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Yeah it is brisk, but you are gonna warm up. I promise. These winter chills in LA are nothing compared to other places. Do some cartwheels. Try some headstands. We just gotta get your heartrate up. You don't need that jacket. You're the descendent of savages, Melba. Don't forget that. Savages. I think I can see the stars in your yoga pants. Damn, this adrenaline is lovely.
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Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
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This year has been tough, but we've made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn't typical.
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Good luck tracking down more images of Zoe Aguilar elsewhere. She is an incredible find by a contributor in South America. Can you guess from which country? I will give you a hint. It is one that has recently experienced grotesque inflation of their national currency. Yeah, I know. That doesn't narrow it down much. Could be anywhere. Yet I remain an optimist. I am banking on people around the world eventually adopting the one answer that can resolve these economic woes Bitcoin. Only kidding, folks. That is trash. Money with a set supply that resides on computers? It'll never work. Let's stick with the time-honored solutions of uncapped fiat currency which also resides on computers and war. Be sensible.
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No, my n words, I did not watch the latest series on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. I don't care how Spiderboy was made or if the new Batman is transgender or if MGK is on the spectrum. Why would I waste my time on nonsense that doesn't change my life? I watch Zishy. That's it. I focus on popping boners, stacking Sats, and cementing my legacy at the gym. Do what you dig. I dig Hazel Moore.
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Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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In this video, Adriene Macedo gives us some Sublime karaoke. She dances, spins, leaps, shakes, and talks about her supernatural figure. To be completely honest with you, even if I weren't its creator, I'd be a huge fan of Zishy too. Enjoy your day.
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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I am so glad to see Dabney Conrad again. She is truly a special person. If I was to walk into her club, you know the kind filled with girls with daddy issues, I'd be expecting to meet someone totally fake and only interested in the contents of my wallet. Not so with Dabney. She is ultra-kind and authentic and loves animals so much, she'd probably just take whatever money you give her and donate it to a rescue shelter. In fact, I am positive that is what Dabney did with all my cash. I had to help her help the innocent critters. I think she really likes me too, guys.
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I love the nature in this region. I love that there are still places where you can gather fruit and herbs straight from the wild. I love that there are unpaved roads here. I love not having a cell phone signal. I love the lakes that we swim in and pull life out of. I love the clean drinking water that literally seeps from the ground. I love calling it a night shortly after the sky darkens. I love waking when the sun begins lighting up the horizon. Whoever said it was right. I probably have gone mad, but mostly because the bulk of my life is removed from the natural elements. How about yourself? How long has it been since you plucked a wild blackberry? P.S. I fucking hate mosquitoes.
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Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can't have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you're not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
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Part two of Angel Youngs' most recent update. Sometimes I am punctual. Mostly I am not. If Angel was a moment, she'd be that time you were drinking with your buddies in high school and you didn't give yourself a chance to overthink it, you said fuck-it and attempted a backflip for the first time. Go, Angel!
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I used to record the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit program that they would air on primetime network TV. Those were the good ol' VCR days of my youth. Now, the young kids have it so easy. Nicole Ross brought with her two great, ultra-nothing bikinis. She made me photograph her in both of them, and then without either. It was torture I really need to learn how to say no.
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Natural beauty. An adventurous spirit. A smile that is rarely suppressed. Comfort with her body and sexuality. Kat Keen checks all the boxes. I can and will continue to bring incredible women to Zishy, but Kat will not be topped, only matched. Fortunately, this is not the last we will see of her. Enjoy the rest of your week and hug your children.
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Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
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As with many of my models, photographing Oxana Chic is an exercise in introspection. Maybe I should believe in a higher power. Maybe life isn't a lucid nightmare. Perfection does not exist, but even if it did, would I know what to do with it? All these thoughts running through my mind. The hand of Providence gently caressing before slapping me hard in the face. Oxana is a gem, but none of us will ever know what is going on behind those magic eyes. We will never own them. We can only meet beauty with gratitude and I personally remain thankful for getting to journal these women for you. Your subscriptions melt my heart and my heart needs a lot of melting. I believe that if we take care of each other, life will take care of us. Talk soon.
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Gabbie is always fun to be around. That is why I purchased rubber molds of some of her famous body parts, just to remind me of her awesome personality. We had some creative fun with a charcoal beauty mask and bath bomb. Hold on to your hats.
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Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
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This is Luisa Medrano, photographed in Colombia by our newest contributor, Viky. Luisa was very timid about taking these sorts of photos but then she realized that nothing really matters, the only time is now and that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone, even Mohammed bin Salman. Luisa reminds me a lot of one of the previous Zishy models, hbu? Stay grateful.
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This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
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I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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I remember this morning with Maddie Crump like it was yesterday and that sucks. I wish it was today. But the good news is that there is a part two on its way. Hopefully this Maddie helps get you into the patriotic spirit this Fourth with her all-American beauty. She is a SoCal native. Stay ready.
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WARNING! The man in the header photo of this update is a bonafide killer, as in buzz-killer. I assume he is the manager of this particular Publix supermarket, although we were not shown any official credentials. Guy walked right up to us and rudely asked us to leave the store. This injustice must not go unheard. Sasha was merely exercising her rights to free speech and sexual empowerment. Men like him want to silence the women's movement. Maybe he would like to see Sasha in a burka? Disgusting. Sponsored by Sprouts.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
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My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can't have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow zishylives on IG or just keep following realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.
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Dear DT, The universe renewed my appreciation for it by bumping me into you at the river yesterday. I hope my frantic energy did not overwhelm you. As I mentioned, my site is Zishy.com and I am an artist. Smut is my career or it has been for the majority of my adulthood. I am obsessed with photographing beautiful women in playfully sexual ways. We are all adults here, so I figure it is within our right. Plus, it makes money and everyone loves money. Could I possibly advertise Zishy on your podcast, DTFH? I could throw down a few bills. You could talk as much shit about me and my work as you wish. I know you would come up with something hilarious. But even if you decline, I will understand and remain your fan. Please continue producing that insane art of yours with love. Gratefully, ZV
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It will be hard to say goodbye to Adriene Macedo. This is her last update. Fortunately, there will be a second part to it and probably some bonus video. She is a phenom in many ways. I was enamored with Adriene from afar for quite a while before she agreed to shoot. Her body type is rare and completely natural. She is into extreme activities like riding dirt bikes and kickboxing. Whoever is trying to blackmail her, threatening to show her Zishy pics to her family and friends, that's shitty of you. Woefully, she is not the first. And then I constantly have people also asking why I don't tag my models' social media. Yup.
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Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
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Rose Fessenden is a sight to behold. I hope she loves these photos of her as much as I do. Enjoy the weekend and say hello to your mother for me.
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Hey, guys! Today I want to announce my re-retirement from photography. I just discovered the effectiveness of AI for creating art, so I will be relying on that moving forward. You might think I actually traveled to and photographed the beautiful Zoey Luna, but no, you would be dead wrong. I simply asked HAL 9000 to generate 68 teasy photos of a sexual Australian woman with red hair, petite breasts and a perfectly round rump. This set of images is what he spat out. Well, I am impressed. Sadly, AI is very costly, so I still need you to fork over subscription fees. I truly appreciate the support. Now open the doors, HAL.
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A marketing executive from Joss Industries hit me up last October requesting photographs of Miki Pedangen in one of their suits. I had them ship over a few in her size along with a hefty advance. Sadly, Joss paid in FTX token and all was for naught. However, with their permission, I am now able to publish the campaign here. I'm also including extra photos that continue Miki's last update. This same exec now wants me to photograph Miki nude for his 'private collection', but I doubt she will agree. Some beauties are shy. Selah. Bitcoin only, my brothers.
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Sorry for the delay on the notes. I was busy yesterday spending time with my kid's gymnastics coach. She is damn cute and considering whether or not to shoot for Zishy. That opportunity is all I can think about right now. Jade Baker does serve as a pleasant distraction, but it will be short-lived. This is Jade's grand finale. On to the next. Jesus, forgive me.
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Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
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Vicky Chandler is back in a two-part session. I had to break it up because I was the victim of intense hypnosis on this day. My trigger finger was sore by the end of it and my camera had to be sent on retreat. Keep cool and enjoy a milkshake. You deserve it. Unless, if you are over three hundred pounds, which in that case, indulge in some refreshing dihydrogen monoxide.
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As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
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Bianca Bell is an amazing woman photographed by our contributor, Maksym. I hope they enjoyed working together because you know I am going to be asking them for more. Stay tuned and best of luck choosing your pumpkin this week.
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It's great to meet generous people who will let you borrow their amber store for risqu photos. This town is mostly built off of amber. Here, amber can make a family fortune, but it can also put you in prison or an early grave through its illegal and often dangerous acquisition. I do not personally see any value in amber, but I do appreciate how it looks on a work of art like Nicole Ross. Happy Friday.