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Athena Heart is the type of person who jumps at the opportunity to smoke some herb on a Monday morning and take dirty photos. For that reason alone, she is on my Awesome list. Athena is proud of her current figure. She says she used to be quite a bit heavier and led an unhealthy lifestyle. Good for her, although I still would have enjoyed photographing her at the previous weight. Stay honest.
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I think of candy as immediate gratification, not food. Porn for the taste buds if you will. Oddly enough, I never took much interest in it. I prefer my thrills to come in the shape of a woman. A woman's acceptance and approval. If you want candy and you're a woman, and candy brings you satisfaction, chances are that I'm gonna find a way to get some. Perhaps that makes me an automaton devoid of free will. There's not much I can do about it at this point. Part 2 soon.
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Keeping this one short and sweet. Meet Rosalina Andee from Colombia. What a doll. This is the casting she did with our contributor. After reviewing these, I immediately wrote to Viky saying that yes, we are going to need more of Roselina. Sometimes at night, I lie awake thinking about how many of you I have persuaded to invest into Bitcoin--how many of your children's futures I saved. Not bad for a lowly smut peddler. Just keep subscribing to Zishy. That's all the thanks I need. Piece.
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Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don't worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful wild friendloversistercousinmother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
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I think you are going to like Rian Starber. Even with her reluctance to bare all, I still had trouble limiting this set to a hundred photos. Her natural good looks can be distracting. I ended up forgetting my bag of camera gear on the rooftop when we left. Fortunately, Rian's apartment complex is upscale enough that nobody ran off with my property. Or perhaps because this happened during COVID and everyone was too afraid to touch a strange bag. Thank COVID!
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I know you are not the type of person that would sniff a sweaty bicycle seat just because a wonder like Ileana Burgos had ridden it. I am very impressed by your civilized nature. You are only here at Zishy for the art, the experience, the adventure. It has nothing to do with these oft nude photos of emotional, hydrodynamic creatures that we call women. I applaud you, sir. You are a person of distinguished taste. Now I want you to read these words every morning until they are true. Talk soon.
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I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, even if you are alone in a cave somewhere jerkin' it to these pics of beautiful young ladies. You are a gift to the universe and baby Jesus loves you. Even if you thought about handing out poisoned cookies to the neighborhood carolers, your existence matters. 2024 is gonna be a rough one so try to make these last days count. Spend time with family. Eat some tasty food. Put on a smile and be merry. Lissa Mendez is pretty, ain't she?
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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There's probably a few of you out there reading this who are real sickoes. Maybe one of you even has a half-starved person, most likely a girl, locked up in your basement. You probably are thinking of your next 'experiment' for her this weekend. How much antifreeze can a human consume before total system shutdown? Well, I'm not gonna judge you, but I think you should give it up. I know dark shit is fun at first, but all it will eventually bring you is pure stress. And stress is the leading cause of major illness. We must avoid it like rabies. Treat yourself better. You deserve it. -Dr. Drew
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Back in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
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I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
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Part two as promised and fulfilling orders on her xtra tomorrow. Patsy is a quiet girl with a loud sexuality. I'm a fan.
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Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
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The bad news Victoria Minina's run as a model on Zishy has come to an end. The good news this is a two part-set with Victoria in her prime, at home, in beautiful natural lighting. Everything lined up perfectly for me on this day. I hope that you, Vika, and I all have more days like this to look forward to. Oh and the great news Joss doesn't get a bunch of free advertising in part 2.
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I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
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Colombia looks pretty incredible, and that is without even factoring in its beautiful women. I am so grateful that I linked up with a few entrepreneurial individuals from that region. They continue to deliver unique material that can't easily be found on the smut-net. This update of Valery Ponce is a perfect example. It is brought to you us by Viky. It only took her a few online courses at Zach Venice University to up to speed. Enroll today and start making magic in 2024.
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Back when I was growing up, being weird was a lot easier than it is now. These days, tattooing your eyeballs or going out dressed up as a raccoon will barely even register as being odd. But hey, I can dig it. I am comfortable with the new generations and their new ways. I don't expect traditional ideas of normal when a performative virtualized existence meets legalized psychotropics. Venus is a unique blend of this new world with loads of classic natural beauty. Moar to come.
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I was just walking around, slightly sloshed, minding my own business in Vegas when I met this lovely person. Sure, it was the weekend of some big adult convention, but that was merely a coincidence. She called herself Vangelica Vee and was exuberant as they come. She accompanied me to dinner and then gracefully entertained all my creative photographic ideas. I asked Vangelica about her own talents, hobbies, interests and she said she preferred to demonstrate for my camera. That's when sweet Vee whipped out an interesting apparatus from her bag and showed me a magic trick. It almost disappeared. Pretty cool.
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Welcome Sammy Loble to Zishy. She is from Texas and has a tall, captivating figure. You probably wouldn't notice it in person though since it is nearly impossible to pull attention away from her eyes. Fortunately, I am a trained professional who will not be deterred by a gorgeous face. None of Sammy's features were overlooked in this update. But if you think they were, tell me, and I will make sure to tend to those areas more in our next encounter. Stay inspired.
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This remarkable woman is back to grace us with a new hair color. I just can't get over how photogenic Vonnie Bean's face is. I bet she could have won a few beauty pageants when she was growing up. I was also an adorable child. I worked the pageant circuit for a few seasons, but then I fell in love with Captain Crunch and those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. Extra pounds came on quick. Eventually, Mommy said my ass was too flabby for the little sailor outfit she made me. It broke my heart, but hey, beauty isn't everything. Anyways, enjoy Vonnie.
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Just a quick refresher of a primetime looker from Colombia. Karoll Bolivar has a very cute kitten. Ok, you're right. It appears to be full grown. I'll add a bonus video to this update todaytomorrow. Sit tight.
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Sure, she's not the type of girl you want to marry. Gia Ohmy would probably have you volunteering for the Foreign Legion weeks after tying the knot. But the first few nights would be bliss. How could they not? Gia has curves that theoretical physicists have trouble explaining. And in actuality, she might very well be a good kid. Gia's just like the majority of humans pleasant in real life, but cat-shit crazy when interacting online. I will try and get you folks a bonus video tomorrow.
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Yeah it is brisk, but you are gonna warm up. I promise. These winter chills in LA are nothing compared to other places. Do some cartwheels. Try some headstands. We just gotta get your heartrate up. You don't need that jacket. You're the descendent of savages, Melba. Don't forget that. Savages. I think I can see the stars in your yoga pants. Damn, this adrenaline is lovely.
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Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
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Part two. The dream continues. I think our contributor hit it out of the park with Miquela.
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Something about her just does not look smart. In fact, most women that I meet are not very intelligent. Luckily, us males are even worse in that regard. We will lose our shit over a charming smile and some seductive curves. We will devote our lives to looking cool and owning cool stuff just so we might win the approval of uncaring women. It's a real shame how this game works. But somehow it does. God bless us with his grace. --The Pope.
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Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don't want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life and nudity!. I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
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Here's more of the incredible Minka Giertz looking fabulous in elegant black lingerie, along with a bonus video. It is kinda hard not to love her, so don't even try. I want to thank everyone reading this for not being satisfied with mediocre smut. There are millions of free nudies on the internet, yet you keep coming back to Zishy. Ever wonder why? Good taste. That's the secret. You guys have it. Congrats.
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Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
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Our tall, blonde ambassador in Los Angeles makes her return. Lina Telemann sees merit to both sides' claims in the conflict. Each party has blood on their hands. The past is ugly from any angle you look at it. What we need to focus on is the future. Is their a version of peace that includes the existence and safety for both Jimmy John AND Jersey Mike? Let's start there and move forward carefully. Stay hopeful. Bonus video tomorrow.
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Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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I know it is getting harder and harder to make a living these days. Prices are a joke and will not be coming down. The best we can hope for is that their rate of increase slows down. So with that in mind, I want to thank all of you who support my site and the work of its contributors. This experience with Miquela Dezza was captured in South America. I think I can safely say that you can't easily get smut with this level of authenticity anywhere else. Hope you enjoy. Part 2 soon. -z
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Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
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As promised, here is part two. There will be more of my fantastic neighbor in the future. Hope you are having a greta day.
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Here's a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don't fret, I'll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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It is supposed to rain today and we could definitely use it, but if it doesn't, I am not going to worry myself. Somehow the universe always provides, like it did here with Hannah Tarley. She is a sweet person possessing a delicate beauty that is hard to find elsewhere. I can guarantee that you will not see her on other sites, if that is important to you. In this day and age, it requires an insane amount of work to discover natural gems like Hannah. But, my grandpa always said my grandma was a gold digger, so I guess mining is in mah blood. Stay hopeful.
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As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
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Damn, Zach. It is hella cool that you made this job for yourself. I go to work everyday, dreading existence. I have begun a gradual process of poisoning myself. As part of my daily routine, I take a dropper of hydrochloric acid and give my coffee a generous squirt. I started out only adding a drop or two, but over the past few weeks I have built up to a much higher dose. The tummy tingle is an oddly pleasant sensation. Anyways, let me know if you ever need an assistant or something, it could be a real gamechanger for me. If not, I totally understand. Perhaps you could at least introduce me to Maddie Crump. Thanks in advance. -George Tipcorn
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Samadhi Amour. What an odd name. One day I might Google it and find out what it means. Not today though. Today I am concerned with more important matters. I am focusing on my breathing. Cold air in. Warm air out. That sure does feel good. What would you feel in the presence of Samadhi? Would you feel lust? Appreciation? Apathy? Inadequacy? Anger? A beauty like hers will teach you a lot about yourself. The path we take is often guided by our attitude. I might not always have a great one, but I am learning to adjust it. That's one thing we must all hold onto. The desire to learn. Dig it, man? -Charlie
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The story with Chase Jenaro is that she wanted to make some extra money exploring her kinky side before she left for boot camp. Chase had enlisted in the military a few months prior and had worked hard to get her body into shape. She felt a renewed confidence and wanted to showcase her results. I eagerly accepted the opportunity. There will be more to come of this brave beauty. Go easy on the holiday cookies!
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Let's start off this month with some Thanksgiving leftovers. Here is extra content that I had from her last set. Yes, I know, life is hard. You must suffer through more of the ultra-appealing and charismatic Kayla Coyote. I feel for you, I really do. But if there is one thing that I have learned from over a decade of running this site it is to never underestimate my audience. You can do it! Are you AmeriCANs or AmeriCUNTs? See you soon with a newbie.
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As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
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Stacy Vargas reminds me of Jennifer Jason Leigh, but she also reminds me of a girl in art school who was totally in love with me there were many. She collected a scrapbook of my hair, fingernail clippings, etc. She admired my talent and respected my insane work ethic. I thought she was kinda cute and asked if she'd pose for my semester course project. She was obviously caught off-guard. No one had ever made her feel so beautiful. Damn, those were some raunchy photos. Too bad I can't share them with you. But enjoy Stacy! Bye.
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I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
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Part two of my time with Daphne Dare and Cindy White. Good times. Don't let the bad times get you down. They are temporary as well.
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Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
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Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Moon and I also had some fun with a UV light. Here's part two from that memorable evening. There will be more of Moon in the future. Don't fret.
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire's petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.
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Ileana Burgos is back and brought to us again by Dan, a contributor from Colombia. I only approve the best of the best models for contributing photographers, because, well, this is my job and my site. I don't see why I would hire someone to do my job unless they have very special talent to work with. Angie definitely qualifies. I will get her back a few times before my Zishy days are done. Happy Monday.
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As promised, here's part two of my morning with Sybil Kuechler. Stay wild.
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This is the first part of my finale with Carrie Barber. Carrie either still remains brainwashed by the mask mandates from during the pandemic, or these photos have been patiently awaiting publication. Pick your fantasy. As you can see, it was a hot day in Texas and Carrie's adventurous spirit was in full effect. See you tomorrow with part two, including video. Travel update I have made it safely to my destination. I've already been asked my views on the war. I said governments fight, while most people simply want to live.
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This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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Lisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.
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Another update of Irina Dyvyn from our European photographer, Maksym. The hair, the eyes, the body that looks great even in warmup pants, Max has it all. And Irina ain't too shabby either. I have been working on an NFT series for Zishy. How many of you guys are collectingtrading these digital assets? Are you on Opensea or some other marketplace? Do you prefer the Ethereum blockchain or something like Solana? What is your favorite male enhancement pill? Just want to get a feel for what is popular. Thanks!
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Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
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August is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain cannabis with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.
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I remember this morning with Maddie Crump like it was yesterday and that sucks. I wish it was today. But the good news is that there is a part two on its way. Hopefully this Maddie helps get you into the patriotic spirit this Fourth with her all-American beauty. She is a SoCal native. Stay ready.
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Hey hey. Today, we head down south again to admire Karoll Bolivar and her bright smile. It serves as a great reminder to try and do the same here in the first world. Have a pleasant Friday, or at least fake it.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Sometimes people will ask what I do for a living and sometimes I will tell them that I just have fun. I have a feeling that most don't believe me. In actuality, I save lives. Namely, mine. If I didn't have this, I'd be stuck in some dead end job, eating like shit, hating everyone, counting down the days until the Big Sleep. Possibly, even thinking of potential 'shortcuts'. For this reason, I remain grateful to you, to the models, and to life in general. Moon and Suzie are of a rare breed.
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Here is our finale with two Colombians that could blow the socks off of any hombre. I am glad that our contributor, Viky, was able to spend ample time with Rosa and Zaheera. My goal was to do justice to these young women's natural beauty and authentic friendship. It took a few tries, but it was worth the extra pesos. By the way, I'm not going to be wearing a mask again any time soon. So just go ahead and cancel or crucify me now. Thanks. httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vFK-ZyUjgFBI
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Erna O'Hara had a pair of Yeezys in her closet. I just couldn't resist. She says they are fine but prefers her Fila footwear. Erna, like so many her age, loves most things that are a throwback to the 90s. Personally, I also appreciate her nostalgia for the free-love, unshaven 60s. I blame my parents for letting me sleep on a waterbed throughout my adolescent years. Stay groovy.
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Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
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I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
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Max our contributor from Kyiv not Kiev returns. He's been fighting on the frontlines so his contributions trickle in slowly excuses. Max discovered Francheska Parre serving as a military medic. In fact, she nursed him back to semi-functional health after suffering a traumatic injury. It was due to one of those drone attacks that you hear about all the time in the news. These 'innovative' food delivery methods should really be banned. Luckily it was only his left eye. Heal up, Max.
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I am back in action with Katherine Prerija. She uses Microsoft Windows and I dig that. Apple still confounds me with its decision to forgo touch screens on their laptops. Retarded isn't the word because that would make me insensitive. It is fucking stupid. If you happen to be an Apple guy, I am sure there is something else you can appreciate of Katherine's. She has many nice gifts.
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Today I'd like you to enjoy another head of curly hair, but this time from a different part of the world. A savage place where if you walk into a doctor's office, they can and will tell you how much a particular treatment costs. So primitive, right? For those of you outside the US, Americans never know how much a medical service will run until weeks later, as the bills start to arrive in the mail. This is how polite society works. Anyways, we have our contributor, Vika, to thank for this update of the standout Moscow resident, Solana Bardell. Take it easy.
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I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women. I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George Clooney
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Here is the second part of my time in Moscow with Disha and Alevtina. There will be a third, unless there is nuclear war. In that case, all bets would be off. No more Zishy. No more Dwayne Johnson movies. No more fried onion blossoms. The lizard people in charge of the war machine better calm the f down, because we stand to lose our very entertaining lifestyles. If I am one of the few 'lucky' survivors, I will be thoroughly incensed that the apocalypse put an abrupt end to my adventures in smut.
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So what happened is that I recently joined a cult. The leader, Cornelius, tells me that my photography is exceptional and that I should not be giving it all away for as little as I was. He had me increase prices for Zishy in order to up my contribution to the communal fund. Some of you hate me for it, but Master has spoken. What I am mostly bummed about is how my wife and teenage daughters are required to attend Master's night-long private lectures on Wednesdays and Saturdays. But as it is written, if sacrifice was easy, it would not be called sacrifice.
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Aurora Morgengrote is the type of woman that a high-class Italian modeling agency would want to represent. But she is also the type who would tell them to fuckoff if they required her to sign a contract which stated she has never and would never model for a subscription site. Good for her. Way to stick to your guns, Aurora. These bottom feeders want to take a cut for doing nothing and dictating everything. More from this final shoot with our Italian goddess to come. I support Andrew Tate. Words aren't violence.
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Meadow Brink is weird. I am weird. You are weird. Everyone that I have ever met is pretty damn weird. I guess that is just how it will always be. These are from the first day that I met Meadow. So many things about this woman are unique her story, her body. If you haven't seen her 'xtra' content, then you are truly missing out. I will add a few more revealing photos from this raincoat update to her xtra now. More Meadow to come.
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I couldn't keep this video footage of Hannah all to myself. Runtime approximately 4 minutes. Be back soon with more great content.
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If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
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I completely understand. You have been jaded by all the liars on social media who filter and manipulate their images. You have been tricked into buying various items from Amazon wish lists. Your heart has learned the hard way about the 'liquify' feature in Photoshop. But I swear on your graves, there's none of that going on here. Vyeta Mustafina is unaltered in these photos and built this way naturally. Some Soviet engineering is quite impressive.
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I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?