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Vynessa Lucero claims that her incredible physique is 100 natural. She follows a strict ancestral diet of beef liver and other offal. I don't believe a word of it, but maybe I am just being a hater. Look, Vynessa. I know you think you topped me in our squatting contest. If it had been fair, and my back wasn't acting up, then the results would be quite different. Sadly, I have retired from such pointless competition. You can expect video of Vynessa and more buck nekkid photos in part two. Coming soon.
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These are the results of having a very game muse who is willing to wake up early and explore nature. I took a ton of photos on this warm morning with Sybil Kuechler. This is part one. We delve further into her kinks with part two. Also, her bikini bottom gets swept downstream by accident. Oops! I am guessing if it is your thing and you were Sybil's partner, she would have zero qualms calling you daddy. But that is just a guess. Happy Father's Day.
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I have received several requests for more Luisa Medrano, so today is some members' lucky day. Here, we have our contributor, Viky, taking Luisa out for a burger and beers, then heading home for more revealing photography. Viky says Luisa loves her and loves Zishy. Kinda makes me jealous watching someone else do my job, but let us keep that on the DL. This isn't the last you will see of Luisa's young, delicate beauty.
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Introducing another exceptional beauty from Latin America brought to us by a new contributor. These guys are finding the right talent, but need to be dialed in on how to put together more extensive sets. At least that is my take. I am a bit of a perfectionist with Zishy, even though the rest of my life looks like a train wreck. Only playing, I'm sure most fathers, sons and husbands are often despised by their families. As far as abortion goes, I can't believe God didn't build in an eject button on the uterus. What a repressive dick. He must have hated women. Enjoy your weekend.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Regan Budimir is a stunner from a country far far away. A contributor took these to show off the talent that lie behind the Ukrainian borders. Shortly after seeing these, seeing Regan, I decided that I needed to take advantage of my U.S. passport. This is only an intro, but you'll see my own work with Regan soon enough.
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Skye Blue and I did some holiday shopping along with some jaw dropping at the Galleria. There are some of you who have expressed great distress over nipple piercings. I want to assure you that all will be fine. Once you meet your dream woman, she will obey all your wishes for her body. She will understand that her sole purpose in life is to make you happy. You will not have to accept any part of her that does not agree with your taste. For now though, please ignore Skye and the other divas with the body mods. I am sure there are enough of us out there who have removed our heads from our anal passage to appreciate these individuals as they are.
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I know what you are thinking. Zach Venice is a lucky bastard. Well, I concur. That wild man has lived in my head for years and must have the universe smiling upon him. He made us drop out of college, move to LA, pursue a desk job in the porn industry, and now he peddles his own basic fantasies on the interwebs. Genius? No, thats giving him too much credit. He's just a clever pervert whose world is crumbling around him like everyone else's. It's beautiful.
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Mitia, our Italian contributor, sent me some test photos of Sera Rossini a while back. Her regular job is as an acrobatic performer onstage, in front of a crowd. Like so many, Sera is comfortable showing off her body, but it did take time for her to decide to show it off for the Internet. Sera leans towards a rather natural lifestyle. She rarely wears makeup or heels, and keeps away from the vapid world of social media. Nonetheless, I felt the need to implore Mitia to show diverse sides of this eccentric knockout. You can enjoy her in nature, barefoot in yoga pants. Or enjoy her dolled-up in an urban setting. Ciao.
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My Colombian correspondent, Sebastian, put together another shoot with Kate Maze. Over the past few months, he has scoured social media for more girls like her in his country. Kate sets the bar high with her confidence and beauty, so it is not an easy task. Fortunately, Sebastian is up for the challenge.
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Our friend, Josue, from Texas is back with more Ellen Kennedy delights. Ellen's real name is Emily and I will leave it at that. It would be great if women did not have to hide this type of images from their friends and family, but we are still not at the level of sexual enlightenment that most of us dream of. One day, either one of two things will happen. We will either become so jaded that tits and ass and all that will be as commonplace as elbows and knees. Or people like me will be excommunicated from the interwebs for having such a primitive appreciation of the human body. Either way, I feel doomed. Please don't make me get a real job.
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I love you, Samadhi. I will do anything for you. I will eat ramen to afford the costly water bills resulting from your daily soaks. I will smile as I wipe my b-hole with the soggy toilet paper which you precariously store on the edge of our tub. I will giggle like a schoolgirl when I chip my teeth on the hard metal that decorates your body. You are worth it all. Stay tuned for part 2 with video tomorrow.
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Hats off to Adam in Prague for braving the chills again, but this time with Daphne Angel. You can not shoot low energy girls at this temperature. Daphne brings the heat and makes me crave some more snow shoots before this whole planet is under Jacuzzi water.
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Josue, pronounced Ho-Sway, hit me up a while back about shooting for Zishy. I told him it was totally possible if he was willing to do God's work of finding great models. After that, I generally never hear back from a potential contributor. And if I do, the results are terrible. Not the case with Josue. He found the beautiful Pia Marzo in Texas and pulled off an exciting series. I know nothing about Pia except that she is 22 and comes from Hispanic descent, at least partially. I will make sure Josue fills us in more when the second part is published.
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I have been called a creep many times in my life. I know how it feels to be vilified and dismissed. I swear, you kiss one small boy and all of the sudden you are the scum of the earth. But seriously, people are quick to blackball you if you do not play by their rules. Even on Zishy, I have been asked to blockban certain members from commenting. This solves nothing. I say fuck blacklists. Let stupidity show its ugly face in broad daylight. Let's work through problems and not avoid them. Let's appreciate that we do not all enjoy the same flavor of ice cream. I loved spending the day with Tammy Kaimia at Balboa Park in San Diego. Even if just for a few hours, I found someone who could appreciate my creepiness.
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Introducing Katie Darling, a college student in Texas that has quickly made a name for herself as an internet model. Katie is an ultra nice person that loves animals. Her pup is a rescue that she recently adopted. Katie is blessed with breasts that most would wager are artificial. The house would graciously take their money. Ignore the skeptics, life is filled with wonders.
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Welcome Sidney Alexis, everyone. We were in the real Venice about a week ago, but now we return to the area that your narrator is named after, the fake Venice. Many of you ask why I do not just ban those who make hateful, inane comments on this platform. The reason is because theyhe will not change our perspective, but possibly he will see our reactions and rethink his. It is never too late to grow. This person whipped out his credit card for a subscription to a mostly non-nude site, so maybe there is hope. Or maybe we are just being trolled.
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Here is part two of the poolside devil, Adriene Macedo. Can you tell she is shy? Me neither. One great thing about climate change is that the sun keeps shining. Start prepping in those saunas, fellas. No need to be afraid of a little sweat.
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Sabrina Lynn is back with a visit to OMB, the Original Muscle Beach in Santa Monica. You can find it sitting just south of the pier. Once she stripped out of her hoodie, the sun began to shine bright. The OMB is an addictive place. Some locals will return on a daily basis, spending countless hours getting high and watching life pass by. I suppose the hope of seeing women like Sabrina emerge from the boardwalk is also a draw. To each their peach
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There is no one better to feature in a ZishTok dance video than Meadow Brink. This lively young woman kicked off the Quarantine Challenge and made plenty of fans with her powerful beauty and sexual energy. I will never expect anything typical from Meadow Brink. She is lighting in a bottle.
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Contestant 23 is from Colombia. She snuck her fantastic entries in right before the deadline. Big cheers, everyone. Especially subscribers who get to see her beautiful face. We all win!
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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I hope you're having a lovely week and that you have not inhaled tear gas recently. I hear it can be unpleasant. It took a couple of tries, but Carrie Barber managed to record a smoking hot dance video for us with the rear camera of her phone. What a challenge! And she did it all while her disapproving partner was out of the house. Even though the world looks like a giant shit-storm in the media, stay grateful. Life is bootyful. Peace.
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Hi friends. Here is Skye Blue, casting a spell on us with her tremendously good looks. Last week, I made some posts on social media that ruffled the feathers of mostly white people in the Pacific Northwest. I feel horrible about that. I haven't been able to sleep for the last four nights. No, but seriously. It is enlightening to see how some folks will treat you if you make a jest about their political agenda. I could not care less what color your hair, eyes, or skin are. I only care if your breath smells good and if you subscribe to Zishy. As for everyone else, just don't be a dick and I will tolerate you.
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Somehow downloading pixelated boobies at 14.4kbs in a Texas border town has led me to photographing an incredible woman in Oslo, Norway. Jessica Albanka was, at first, very hesitant to shoot in the city she calls home, but it took only minutes for her playful personality to overpower any fear. Jessica may end up being the only reason I ever visit this country.
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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Peach M. Kennedy is another delightfully eccentric woman I have had the pleasure to photograph. This girl knows how to grab life by the balls. She travels, she writes, she models. Basically, she does whatever the hell she wants. A youth being well-lived. Peach and I screwed around in the LAX area. We ran into a convention for child acting. If you think your life is strange, check out one of these events.
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Nickey Huntsman is not too proud to eat a factory-produced meal every now and then. She will even do it shamelessly on camera. As far as I can tell, life eats life. As much as my conscience would like to, I can't survive off eating sand. So if we want to live in cities jam-packed with millions of our friends, we're probably going to need ultra-efficient ways of feeding us. Thanks, Jack. It is unfortunate that your food is usually quite repulsive.
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I am not the biggest fan of getting your exercise in a gym, but in a pinch, you do what you have to do. If I ran a gym, I would offer girls like Presley Callen free annual memberships. My gym would ooze beauty from all of its cracks. Presley is from the Bay Area and has a tall frame fit for fashion or mainstream modeling. We were fortunate enough to have this particular gym to ourselves for about an hour. Pure luck of the Zish. Part two will show how we took full advantage and just how bold the incredible Presley can be. Someone appears to be crushing on her trainer.
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Some people think that models are stupid. Not true. Some of the more intellectual people that I have photographed were the worst in front of the camera. They lock up like Windows ME. Good models have talent. They don't ask you what to do. They just do. If you haven't already noticed, Sofi Ryan is one of the lively ones. Sometimes, I am the match that starts the fire. And sometimes, like with Sofi, the flames are a constant.
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Here's part two of my stroll down Venice Beach with Basil Navas. Like I said earlier, she had her timid moments, but in the end, they were too shortlived to sabotage our fun. She is a Spanish beauty and I agree, does bare resemblance to celebs like Portman and Cruz. But ultimately, Basil's unique character left its imprint in my head. Despacito is the song in the bonus video. I know you probably haven't heard enough of it.
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And I'm back in NYC, celebrating the beauty of Barbie Qu. This city is awful and amazing at the same time. If divisive forces are looking for a place where the world comes together to attack, The City is the perfect target. It feels like everyone is represented here. Especially, the rats. You better love humanity, with all of its flaws, if you're going to live in New York. I prefer a bit more personal space, so I'll take her in small doses.
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Here is another throwback to my earlier days of hiring strangers to take photos. My archives contain a wide variety of women and men, but I will assume you guys are only interested in the fairly young and attractive females. Let's rewind back to 2010. It seems like it was the year of the ginger. Yesterday, I was asked on Instagram zachvenice, how does one get your job? The answer is simple. You don't. You have to get off your ass and create for something like this. It also did not happen quickly for me. I made zero dollars until 2013. Nonetheless, I continued to take chances and continued to invest in my passion. Eventually and fortunately, I found a way to make it pay the bills. If you hate your current job, start making moves to get out. Might as well fail at something you love, right?
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Heidi Romanova possesses a beauty that can make me leave everything and fly alone into a distant country at war. Kiev is another lovely place with lovely people that I will eventually forget because of my failing brain. Take lots of pictures because everything is changing. I need to remember where I came from and who I have been.
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Kanye West says he battles porn and sex addiction, proving that he's just like the rest of us. I only hope that he's a member of this site. I hope he sees Dita Vetone and gets inspired to make another beautiful hip hop ballad that will carry on to our future generations. A song that will lead us through these awful times. A work of art that makes us alll forget that we are in the midst of getting flushed down the Earth's toilet like the smelly turds that we so indifferently have become. I'm only playing. I'm an optimist. I have this great new ab workout that I'm going to post to Instagram stories. It's going to change everything.
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I have never been east of Moscow. So when Gene, a photographer in Khabarovsk, hit me up saying he could find models there, I jumped. Gene's regular style is more refined and posed, but he was also willing to try new things. He took Darya Nosenko out on the streets early in the morning and captured some daring nude images. Her delicate figure would wake up this American much better than a giant cup of coffee. Any other photographers out there in remote spots interested in contributing to Zishy? Africa? Oceana? The Middle East? Hit me up.
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What can I say? I am a sadist. I just had to torture you with a second part to Soledad Lomas' bikini field trip. Imagine how I felt. I had to endure this delightful tease in person. At least this time our muse broke out a top that her mother strongly disapproves of. And fear not. Next time Soledad promises to be more generous. Sleep well.
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I did not watch the Baywatch movie. I was probably too busy living my own life or shooting someone like Tiffany Drake at Will Rogers State Beach. We had a lifeguard approach us and ask about our photos. I thought he was going to give us bullshit about not having a permit or something along those lines. You know, first-world problems. But instead, he starts talking about how he is into photography and often shoots female models. Yadda yadda yadda. Oh would you look at the time? Tiffany looked so good in both of her bikinis we had to devote a bit of attention to each.
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I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
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I met Ulyana Orsk in Russia and within a couple of hours, she was removing her bikini for me on the shores of the Baltic Sea. The light was fading quick, so the audience was minimal. Peaceful moments with a young beauty on a comfortable beach, yeah I can get used to this. Part two with a video tomorrow.
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Back to my wacky adventures in Latvia. If you will recall, one girl had to jet, so I was left on the beach with this duo. Lauma, the blonde, was the only one who had packed a proper bikini. She lent Oxana her white top, who had decided panties would fair just fine in the water. I felt really bad and didn't want to make anyone self-conscious, so I eventually asked them both to remove everything. I'm firm, but I'm fair. This was a great day with a great team. Adios, Summer.
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Sometimes I tell the contributing photographer to just have fun. It appears that is what happened here with Alina and Hanna Nasochi. It looks convincing. They venture out on a snowy night to bring us shots in public, then take us back to Hanna's home where she lets us in on some important news. She's expecting and will photograph again with Alina as her body changes. Perhaps these women are only pretending to have fun for us. Meh, good enough for me. Hbu?
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I shot Amber Santos years ago, when my budget was peanuts and my vision of Zishy was still forming. The only thing I knew that I wanted was to take provocative photos of beautiful women. I was tired of all the filth flooding the internet and was completely bored by the fabricated scenarios in porn. I was going to make something as close to reality as possible. I was not going to hire assistants and makeup artists and rent a photo studio and set up lighting. I was going to show up at a girl's place with a camera and ask her to tease me. Innovation can suck an egg.
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Lanah Adams took the journey with me to see Riverside's Mission Inn. This hotel and surrounding area is known for going all out with holiday decor. Lanah is a petite firecracker from the Appalachian region. She escaped the freezing temperatures to enjoy SoCal's milder climate for a couple of weeks. Part two arrives tomorrow with a bonus video and Lanah's sleek nude figure. We may or may not have been escorted off the premises.
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Moon Torrance is from Southern California. She decided to make a ZishTok video for us. I think she did a pretty good job. Belch. Moon tells me that she reads the Bible every morning. The difference between what's good and what's evil is often unclear to me, but if you have a body like Moon's, it must at least be a little rude not to share it. Yawn. Ok, time for rest. Will definitely be ready for Breakfast tomorrow morning and then a two-hour drive to a girl's apartment. Her first shoot ever. Stay jelly.
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This is an introduction to Adriene Macedo. Part two will follow shortly. It took a lot to bring this all-natural Brazilian bikini heroine to Zishy, but I know she is well worth the extra effort. Recently, I jumped into water for the first time since the lengthy shelter-in-place order. I had to drive out to a lake to do it, but still, once I was submerged, it was sheer bliss. Corona kills, but so does being a fearful, rule-abiding momo. Choose wisely.
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It is remarkable that Austin is the home of two of the wildest, blonde, busty adult starlets from recent memory. Though when it comes to uninhibited energy, Angel Youngs takes the blue ribbon. We went shopping. then took some pics in the parking lot. My mind was filled with thoughts like--Is this really happening? Life rips! She is the real deal. Happy Birthday, Angel.
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This is Maddie Crump. She is a tall blonde beauty from Southern California. Five feet ten inches, or 178cm, of radioactive dynamite. I don't know what that means, but it kinda sounds cool. We walked into one of the busiest Whole Foods in the country to grab a bite and some adventure. Maddie's Metallica crop top was barely street legal, but then she exhibited her micro-bikini and I realized that this nineteen year-old is a bona fide showboat. More Maddie to come.
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Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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Presley Callen continues to inspire fitness in the second half of her Zishy debut. Part of the fun with this project is watching women shed their inhibitions right before my eyes. There is freedom in the realization that the rules of propriety are arbitrary and products of cultural hypnosis. Maybe I will finally attend Burning Man one day. Music from Bob Marley and Moby plays in the background of the bonus video.
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You have probably seen Heidi Romanova somewhere on the interwebs before. It is easy for a photogenic redhead with zero body shame to go viral. Heidi welcomed me into her new flat in the heart of Kiev and we wasted no time getting after it. This was my first time in Ukraine and I doubt that it will be my last. Hopefully, this beautiful country will soon be at peace. And no, Mom. I will not look for a real job.
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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, even if you are alone in a cave somewhere jerkin' it to these pics of beautiful young ladies. You are a gift to the universe and baby Jesus loves you. Even if you thought about handing out poisoned cookies to the neighborhood carolers, your existence matters. 2024 is gonna be a rough one so try to make these last days count. Spend time with family. Eat some tasty food. Put on a smile and be merry. Lissa Mendez is pretty, ain't she?
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This was a wonderful day that came as a surprise. I was in Portland for my uncle's funeral, so the circumstances weren't great. Patsy Ford invited me to her place and lifted my spirits with her charms. Part 2 with bonus video coming tomorrow. Have a great weekend.
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Tonight on Disney After Dark, our photographer takes Princess Sofi out for an adventurous spot of tea. The weather is cold but Sofi Levchenko is daring and eager to enchant. After meaningless chat, she leads us back to her apartment where Sofi removes her coat, boots, and everything underneath. She has an elegant figure only matched by her alluring face. Some fairy tales are real.
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It was a wonderful afternoon. I was scrolling on my phone, sitting in my bean bag chair, I had just eaten my afternoon edible. Then, incoming SMS. Amber Moore Hey, wanna hit up a trail? I'm dying to get naked in nature. Zach Oh, alright. But bring a couple of dresses too. No rest for the wicked.
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This is from our newest contributor in Latin America, Danny. He met Ileana Burgos at a crypto conference last year. She told him that she had always wanted to give modeling a try, but that her boyfriend forbade it. Guess that lucky dude's opinion has changed or is no longer of any importance ... and he is not quite so lucky anymore. Or maybe it is just because the crypto market is currently in the goddamn toilet. Whatever it is, Ileana has me busting through walls like the Kool-aid Man saying, Ohhhh, yeah!
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This is simply a voluptuous woman having loads of fun splashing in the sea at dusk. I will fully admit that this set could be more consolidated, but I was determined to capture Vyeta's energy for as long as it lasted. And it lasted a long while. Vyeta was cold before she even got in the water, but she strikes me as a person who realizes that her time on this earth is limited, so she better make the most of it. Don't stay comfortable.
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It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
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Today, I bring you your second dose of Vonnie Bean. This one is a little more potent than the first, so you will want to monitor yourself for a half hour after consumption. Vonnie is truly adorable and you will see more of her here at Zishy if you stick around. But if you don't, I totally understand. I know many of you need to start saving up for the next big Jake PaulJustin Bieber extravaganza. Or maybe you are eying a brand new tent for that prime spot in the park. I get it.
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I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
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Is it me or have you noticed that only nutty people make claims that they have been gaslighted? Beware of anyone making such accusations. Here is Chaney Gunn taking me on a hike at dusk near her home in Texas. There was not much available light, but I discovered that not much light is needed to show the undeniable beauty of Chaney. The glasses and red lumberjack pattern remind me of Terry Richardson. Come back, Terry
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I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
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I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
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No, my n words, I did not watch the latest series on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. I don't care how Spiderboy was made or if the new Batman is transgender or if MGK is on the spectrum. Why would I waste my time on nonsense that doesn't change my life? I watch Zishy. That's it. I focus on popping boners, stacking Sats, and cementing my legacy at the gym. Do what you dig. I dig Hazel Moore.
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don't get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don't get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.
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I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
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My absolute almost favorite model is back. This is when Gia Ohmy took me to one of her regular West Palm Beach eateries. We were eventually kicked out, but it was fun while it lasted. Apparently, a strict rule of theirs is to limit the use of the bathroom to one person at a time. Fascists. Anyways, we did enjoy Howley's BLT, minus the lettuce, plus the cheese. Or was it their signature grilled cheese, add bacon and tomato? Hell if I remember. I just know that Gia likes it indulgent and spicy. No complaints here besides her penchant for mendacity.
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I gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn't when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel's lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn't when Sylvia saw her father's car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete ... just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.
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I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
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As promised, here is part two. I missed church cuz of this. Thanks a lot.
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On these grounds, you can ingest mind-altering substances, walk around nude, make love with partners of any gender, feed your face into oblivion, use the wildlife as target practice. You can do just about anything. This is freedom. This is democracy. But please, PLEASE do not mention anyone from our community blacklist or you will be immediately removed. We don't talk about Bruno, or Andrew, or Alex, or Gavin, or Donald, or Milo. Their voices will poison your soft minds. Do not question our judgement. We know best.
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Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
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Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
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This update is the first in somewhat of an experimental series. I handed the director's seat to Victoria Minina, our famed modelcontributor, and begged her to photograph a few of her hip fashion model friends for Zishy. Since the beginning, my aim was never to create the raunchiest softcore site possible. Rather, I simply wanted to take photos that I found interesting with women that I found beautiful. Don't get it wrong. I think Mitropoliya is a work of biological art, but this is me entrusting Victoria to explore her own aesthetic sensibility. Behold the female gaze. Warning it is not as raunch as mine is typically.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
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I am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.
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Natural beauty. An adventurous spirit. A smile that is rarely suppressed. Comfort with her body and sexuality. Kat Keen checks all the boxes. I can and will continue to bring incredible women to Zishy, but Kat will not be topped, only matched. Fortunately, this is not the last we will see of her. Enjoy the rest of your week and hug your children.
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Meadow Brink is a mystery, inside a puzzle, filled with paradox, surrounded by a maze. I don't get her and probably never will. But sometimes we get along long enough to make really cool shit. She's my Eastman. And I'm her Laird. Or at least that is how it felt on this spring morning in Pensacola. Hope this finds her doing well.
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Kurt Cobain was a pussy. He let us nineties-kids down. The new generation, like the one Vonnie Bean is part of, has a laundry list of profound issues to resolve and with the guidance of mostly talentless heroes. The apocalypse is right around the corner and the kids are still smiling, dancing, and making TikTok videos. They might be idiots, but I still enjoy them more than the idiots my age. The ones whose lives are dictated by mortgages, political affiliations, and favorite sports teams. Today's adults don't want the kids using drugs, making porn, or hurting anyone's feelings. Instead they offer what? Participation Trophies? An endless psychotic nightmare permeated by government surveillance and personalized advertising? Maybe Kurt was onto something. But he still is a pussy. Vonnie took an outdoor leak for the first time in the bonus video.