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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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Merry Christmas and all that good nonsense. Trista Jakes was a great accomplice in this risk-taking visit to a Baptist church. And this is a perfect example of what happens when you don't plan things out. We saw a beautiful building to use as a backdrop, started taking pictures around it, then soon realized the doors were unlocked and no one was there to stop us. A Christmas miracle? Maybe. If you are a believer, then you must assume it was part of God's plan. blessed
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Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
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Comet Nox returns with her old cheerleading uniform from high school. She recently repurposed it as a Halloween costume. I can only hope that this is what the zombie apocalypse will look like. We visit her backyard where Comet kills it on the trampoline. She warned me that excessive bouncing has its affect on her bladder. I don't mind. Maybe others will, but maybe they need to get back in touch with nature.
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As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
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I took these with Athena Fleurs in over 100F heat. This has become the norm for Austin in the summer. We haven't had rain in what seems like forever. They call it a heat dome. I call it a test. Let's see who bitches first. Despite popular thought, complaining does not make weather like this feel more pleasant. That's why I appreciate Athena so much. She doesn't moan about what she can't control. She takes matters into her own hands and strips out of her clothes and lets me take pictures. Brilliant!
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Alevtina Batman is one of the women that I show to potential models before a shoot. Her willingness to interact with the camera is exemplary and instinctual. She brought me to her local health food store for a quick bite. Then, Alevtina showed me around her neighborhood in Moscow. Generally, when I visit this part of the world, I am enjoying the tranquility of a small town setting. But after a while, I start to crave the anonymity and give-zero-fux mentality of a crowded city. Alevtina concurs. A natural performer like her deserves a large audience.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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Adam from the Czech Republic is back with another European-beauty-turned-erotic-star, Nicole Love. He froze her buns off for a bit on the streets of Prague, then took her back home for some Terry Richardson bedtime stories. I am puzzled by anyone who shoots with Terry and expects their limits not to be pushed. If you hang out with a self-proclaimed, world-renowned freak, things are probably going to get freaky. Puritans need not apply.
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Tonight on Disney After Dark, our photographer takes Princess Sofi out for an adventurous spot of tea. The weather is cold but Sofi Levchenko is daring and eager to enchant. After meaningless chat, she leads us back to her apartment where Sofi removes her coat, boots, and everything underneath. She has an elegant figure only matched by her alluring face. Some fairy tales are real.
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WARNING! The man in the header photo of this update is a bonafide killer, as in buzz-killer. I assume he is the manager of this particular Publix supermarket, although we were not shown any official credentials. Guy walked right up to us and rudely asked us to leave the store. This injustice must not go unheard. Sasha was merely exercising her rights to free speech and sexual empowerment. Men like him want to silence the women's movement. Maybe he would like to see Sasha in a burka? Disgusting. Sponsored by Sprouts.
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Here's a little, but actually not too small, Valentine's gift for you from Tyla Jessop. She gave Zishy a heroic effort and I am thankful. In the end, she remains concerned that this sort of modeling will ruin her Hollywood dreams. Fortunately, Hollywood has died and you can do whatever you want and your success is only limited by your talent. Enjoy the weekend. Don't forget to show your special lady how much you care. One great V-day idea is to cuddle up together and watch the UFC pay-per-view event tonight. That's what I'm getting my missus. You're welcome.
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Moon Torrance makes her way back to Texas to reignite our rockets. This woman is a beast and I say that in the most admirable way. She doesn't mask-up until someone makes her do so. She likes to smoke and drink because it makes her feel good. If you ask Moon what her political views are, she will tell you. Most importantly, Moon doesn't feel remorse about showing off her exquisite body. She loves herself fully which in today's climate seems rare. I'm a fan. More from this evening to come.
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It is Monday and I am back showcasing another special beauty from Ukraine. I hope Emily Cutie is safe and the war in her country ends soon, not like those long-lasting shit-shows in Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria, Uganda, Somalia, Pakistan, Yemen, Korea, Vietnam, you get the point. We must not lose optimism. There is no way that our future could possibly be worse than our past. If anything, it will just be more of the same. And when we finally meet our end, hell can certainly not be worse than suffering through one hour of a TikTok feed.
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No, my n words, I did not watch the latest series on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. I don't care how Spiderboy was made or if the new Batman is transgender or if MGK is on the spectrum. Why would I waste my time on nonsense that doesn't change my life? I watch Zishy. That's it. I focus on popping boners, stacking Sats, and cementing my legacy at the gym. Do what you dig. I dig Hazel Moore.
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Just because I am no longer allowed on the property of the Texas state capitol building doesn't mean that I won't shoot in front of it. Meet Emberlynn Schmidt. She is cousins with another popular Zishy star, can you guess who? Her natural beauty is off the charts. People will sometimes ask if I photograph girls with tattoos. I say typically no. I don't just shoot anyone, regardless if they have tattoos. I seek special women whose beauty transcends something as trivial as inked skin. I seek women like Emberlynn.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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As with many of my models, photographing Oxana Chic is an exercise in introspection. Maybe I should believe in a higher power. Maybe life isn't a lucid nightmare. Perfection does not exist, but even if it did, would I know what to do with it? All these thoughts running through my mind. The hand of Providence gently caressing before slapping me hard in the face. Oxana is a gem, but none of us will ever know what is going on behind those magic eyes. We will never own them. We can only meet beauty with gratitude and I personally remain thankful for getting to journal these women for you. Your subscriptions melt my heart and my heart needs a lot of melting. I believe that if we take care of each other, life will take care of us. Talk soon.
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Episode 2 is out of the new Netflix series, X Friends, starring Angel Youngs and Liz Jordan. I am really stoked about Zishy being given such a huge platform. Keep an eye out for it on the app! And now to be real, expect part 3 tomorrow. Here. Thanks.
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This is Julie Bernal from closer to the equator. Her boyfriend hit me up and said that she was a natural eyecatcher and was ready to be admired on Zishy. After seeing some test shots, I said I had the Bitcoin ready to make that happen. So if you have a girlfriend, friend, wife, cousin, sister, or mother like Julie, and you are not hitting me up, that is just outright cruel. Spread the happy. It's only pictures. You still get to enjoy the real thing.
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This is Luisa Medrano, photographed in Colombia by our newest contributor, Viky. Luisa was very timid about taking these sorts of photos but then she realized that nothing really matters, the only time is now and that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone, even Mohammed bin Salman. Luisa reminds me a lot of one of the previous Zishy models, hbu? Stay grateful.
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How could I bring you an update shot by Victoria Minina and not follow it up with one featuring her as a model? Here she is looking more natural and more mature than when I first photographed her in 2019. I hope those lash extensions have returned to their rightful home, under a mountain of rubbish. Anyways, we explored this small Russian town on foot and found an abandoned bus that was begging for one last piece of ass. It received an exceptional one. Talk soon.
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Happy Halloween, guys. Someone asked me if I was gonna have a Halloween-themed update. I decided against this. I'm already sick of girls putting on hookered-up, cheap-ass, synthetic costumes pretending to be a slut for one day of the year. These women are cowards. I'm a fan of those perennial freaks who can do it in jeans and a sweater. If you're like me, Penelope Kay is your gal. She has this wholesome charm on the exterior, but inside is as wild and uninhibited as they come. Stick around and you'll get to see more.
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This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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Introducing Melba Chastain. Her eyes were so distracting that I ended up forgetting my camera bag at this health food store in Santa Monica. Fortunately for me, even an evil place like LA still has some good people in it. The bag was returned and I lived another day to create captivating smut for the world. More Melba to come.
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I knew I had problems once I realized that I actually enjoyed the feeling of a house fly crawling across my skin. Most sane people swat them away immediately. Not me. Sometimes I sit perfectly still for minutes on end, soaking up the sensations freely given by my winged friends. There is no woman that would accept this, especially, not one like Olivia Yukon. I am doomed to be labeled disgusting or 'creepy'. I know none of you would know anything about that sort of thing. At least I take pretty pictures.
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
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So what if I took sexy photos of your girl? So what if others will appreciate her beauty? How does that take anything away from your enjoyment of this person? Pay it forward, buddy. You get a smile. He gets a smile. We all get smiles! Lydia Graniva said that her boyfriend would kill me if he found out about our photos. So if I end up on your milk carton, you know what happened. Actually, the perpetrator could be anyone from the growing list of upset snowflakes I have offended. I am risking my hide out here for you fux.
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Athena Heart is the type of person who jumps at the opportunity to smoke some herb on a Monday morning and take dirty photos. For that reason alone, she is on my Awesome list. Athena is proud of her current figure. She says she used to be quite a bit heavier and led an unhealthy lifestyle. Good for her, although I still would have enjoyed photographing her at the previous weight. Stay honest.
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This update is the first in somewhat of an experimental series. I handed the director's seat to Victoria Minina, our famed modelcontributor, and begged her to photograph a few of her hip fashion model friends for Zishy. Since the beginning, my aim was never to create the raunchiest softcore site possible. Rather, I simply wanted to take photos that I found interesting with women that I found beautiful. Don't get it wrong. I think Mitropoliya is a work of biological art, but this is me entrusting Victoria to explore her own aesthetic sensibility. Behold the female gaze. Warning it is not as raunch as mine is typically.
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Ivah Anseline reached out to me and asked to do another shoot for Zishy. I guess this sort of excitement is not easy to come by. In the past, when a woman would turn down my gig, it would sting a little. Ok, maybe a lot depending on her look. But now, I figure it is their loss. The unique experience that Ivah gets from my photography is liberating. She doesn't have to fit the well-mannered, refined image that is often demanded of her. She can break character and become Zishy. Thank you, Ivah. And you're welcome.
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"Our contributor, Anthony, is back with Lady Noire in Portland. The pair went to the botanical garden and got exquisite photos of ducks and flowers. Noire forgot to wear underwear but I can't fault her for that. They would have been awkwardly visible under her tight beige dress. We wouldn't want that. The list of things to be thankful for grows everyday. Don't get stuck bitching about life."
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I could never leave you hanging on Christmas. Here is Gia Ohmy in her new holiday pajamas. She really wanted to take some pictures in them. I wanted to take some photos without. We made a deal. Gia is fun to toke with. Now off to Grandma's to try and not look stoned to the gills. I hope you are having a holly jolly one. Talk soon!
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There are some works of art that really speak to me. But few pieces can compare to an incredible specimen of female beauty such as Zuzanna Miros. Zuzanna took me to this semi-lame exhibit near her place in Hollywood. She noticed that my interest waned. So after, she put on a much more intriguing show inside her studio apartment. I shall remain an avid collector of Zuzanna.
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Meadow Brink is a mystery, inside a puzzle, filled with paradox, surrounded by a maze. I don't get her and probably never will. But sometimes we get along long enough to make really cool shit. She's my Eastman. And I'm her Laird. Or at least that is how it felt on this spring morning in Pensacola. Hope this finds her doing well.
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Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could--the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen felt like a smoke and a massage. I felt like a jellyfish. More of these friends to come. Stick around!
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Not a joke. These were taken many years ago, when Zishy was a concept still developing in my immature mind. Don't worry, I'm still immature, just have more resources. Creativity is always considered foolishness until it works. Stay hungry. Miranda is the girl bowling inside CVS. Taylor is the one with the Easter basket. Isabela is the viper wearing the ruffle socks with heels. Amber is the buxom latina photographed in the mirrored lobby.
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Tamara Damachuk finally returns. I photographed her on stolen land, because I imagine all land has been stolen from someone at some point. But let's not get political. Let's just all come together and agree that women like Tamara are priceless and should be treated as such. There will be a part two from this day arriving soon. Lots of love and croissants. ZV out.
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It was back in 2013 or 14 when I photographed this kooky rodeo girl named Mattie Borders. I can't recall what role she played, but it was a dangerous one. Mattie explained how the rodeo almost cost her her leg. I love thrill seekers. They have the most interesting stories if they live long enough to tell them. You can choose to be safe, but hardly anyone will want to buy the rights. Live dangerously for it is a sound investment. On my way to the Wuhan Table Tennis Invitational. See you soon, boi.
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Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
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More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.
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There are places in this world where humans are not told that their naked body is something to be hidden. There are places where shame is shameful. Most of us will only ever know these places as tourists. We walk down our paved streets in our manufactured clothes, breathing polluted air, drinking bottled water, looking for the next spot to charge our cell phone, and we call ourselves civilized. Katherine Prerija has yet to be convinced.
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Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
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Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
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Hi, I'm Zach. We're all Zach. It was a real pain to photograph Tamara Damachuk. She kept looking incredible in every light, from every angle. It was really annoying. I never know when to stop on days like this. Oh well. I hope you enjoy a ton of pictures of this beauty. Sorrrrry.
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Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
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Ushna Malik is another one with insistent fans that have eagerly awaited her return. We took these at a place that very much resembles Laguna Gloria, a popular wedding destination in Austin, Texas. We got photo-bombed by a bride taking pictures in the background. Ushna stole a glass of champagne, non-alcoholic of course. And I was reminded why there so many are obsessed with this woman's exotic beauty. Art rocks.
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Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
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I shot these with Lily Rader last year. We snapped a few in front of a campaign headquarters for Bernie Sanders. It seems like someone forgot to inform him that the system was rigged. Hopefully, all this turmoil will only result in the country waking its ass up from under an incompetent political regime. I fail to see how drastically different a two-party system is from that with only one. Just because we can choose between Pepsi and Coke, doesn't make us free men. After the streets of Hollywood, Lily and I journeyed down to Santa Monica College, where Lily's outfit and actions did not go completely unnoticed.
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As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
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Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
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This is the first contribution attempt by a photographer in Colombia. They did a hell of a job finding an incredible model in Valery Ponce and taking some beautiful shots, but definitely have room to improve. I asked the contributor very politely to shoot more of Valery or else I would find a nearby bridge to jump off. I hope they come through. I am a man of my word. And don't fret, I will return tomorrow with another newbie for you wolves to feast on. Happy Friday.
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I really enjoyed Middlesex. The novel follows one family across different eras and under some of the strangest circumstances. The topics of incest and hermaphroditism could have easily been used to shock the reader. And although their explorations are shocking, I am ultimately drawn in by the human and historical aspects of the narrative. I really hate to agree with Oprah on this one, but it is a great book. Minka Giertz is also pretty great. There will be more of her soon.
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Sylvia Belotti is the Italian prime minister's niece. Her family tries to keep their wild child under wraps, but that has proven to be an impossible task. Hey guys, let the woman pursue her swimsuit modeling dreams. What is this, the Middle Ages? I hope I'm allowed to re-enter Italy one day.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel's aggressive beauty. She's done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin' beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn't one. More Madd times ahead.
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This is Victoria Minina's first contribution as a photographer. She might not have the ideal gear or a ton of experience, but her comprehension of aesthetics is undeniable. Victoria also loves risky fun, which is essential for Zishy. Her redheaded model, Arina Bik, has legitimate fashion modeling chops and lives in Moscow. Arina is far from typical in many ways. Thank Gawd. Stay tuned for more.
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Yeah it is brisk, but you are gonna warm up. I promise. These winter chills in LA are nothing compared to other places. Do some cartwheels. Try some headstands. We just gotta get your heartrate up. You don't need that jacket. You're the descendent of savages, Melba. Don't forget that. Savages. I think I can see the stars in your yoga pants. Damn, this adrenaline is lovely.
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She is back and there will be more of her this weekend. Even some xtra. You guys have a good one.
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I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
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I don't have many guy friends. Men are mostly NPCs in my world. No matter the size of the endeavor, my motivation always seems to be the opposite sex. From combing my hair, to brushing my teeth, to learning a new language, I only think about the next nameless beauty who I want to impress. This finely-tuned body which I have literally spent years at gyms perfecting, I could not care less if another male even slightly admires it. I do it all for the girls. -Lou Ferrigno