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Although I am bummed that I have to cancel my visit to the Middle East, Airbnbs in Gaza City cost an arm and a leg, literally, I find some consolation in this new set from our contributor Dante. The beauty of Alissa Foxy is remarkable. So much so, it temporarily distracts from the reality that we are living in the midst of a modern world war. I have come to terms with this. It's fine. Everything is fine. I have the Zishy bunker ready. The underground studio was finished last week. We ain't going nowhere.
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"I feel real bad that Pamela Cuevano had to endure numerous bug bites during this photoshoot for Zishy. Our contributor, Francisco, was slightly less fortunate and came down with a mild case of malaria. A few days staycation in a hospital bed and he's back on his feet. No harm, no foul. And no paid leave, of course. Who knew that such awful diseases were easily spread by insects? Nature is metal."
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Here is the second part of my time in Moscow with Disha and Alevtina. There will be a third, unless there is nuclear war. In that case, all bets would be off. No more Zishy. No more Dwayne Johnson movies. No more fried onion blossoms. The lizard people in charge of the war machine better calm the f down, because we stand to lose our very entertaining lifestyles. If I am one of the few 'lucky' survivors, I will be thoroughly incensed that the apocalypse put an abrupt end to my adventures in smut.
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"I am not one of these finger-pointing jerks that will label you a certain R-word just because you are not sexually attracted to a person's particular skin color or cultural background. But I will consider you a different R-word if you do not recognize Angel Avril is stunning on multiple levels. I am so happy that I could bring her to you guys. Success comes in every color. More to come."
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"Sary Gimaldi is a glamour model that our contributor, Viky, found for us during her European travels a few months back. At first, besides being thrilled by Sary's beauty, I was bummed out by her use of makeup. I even thought the freckles were fugazis. But Viky explained that this is simply what she is used to AND that the freckles were 100% real. As you can see by the last 2 pics, they certainly are. Ultimately, Sary agreed to break her mold for Zishy in many ways. There is more of her to come, even minus the cosmetics."
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"Sometimes I need the better part of a day in order to create a compelling set of beautiful images for the site. And sometimes, I only need about fifteen minutes. This gallery of Greta Yarbrough is an example of the latter. She brought out a gorgeous vintage dress that used to be her grandmother's (okay, I might have made that up) and we quickly executed an impromptu ""flash""-ion sesh in the front of her house for all the neighbors to witness. It was great. Greta is great. Hope you enjoy. I will try to add a bonus video tomorrow."
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It is hard to find women of Pakistani descent to pose for Zishy, but somehow fate brought us Ushna Malik. She was born in Pakistan and came to the US when she was in elementary school. She just turned 19 this February. Ushna is open-minded, full of energy, and loves to break the rules. On this particular afternoon, we made a stop at Office Depot and made use of Ushna's thirst for adventure.
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Wendy Patton is a rarity. She says that once she got so mad at her grandmother that she stole ten thousand dollars from her and ended up tossing it into a river. If anyone else told me a story like that, I would be skeptical. But knowing Wendy and how impulsive she can be, I can totally see that happening. I will make sure I stay on her good side. Magnet's cover of the Bob Dylan classic, Lay Lady Lay is the song in the bonus video.
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"Here's part two as promised. The video that I have of Tasia Loomer totals to about 12 minutes, so I'm posting the second half as a 'soft' xtra. The first five minutes are below. Tasia is so damn naturally sweet and adorable with a delectable figure. I have the feeling you won't be finding her anywhere else on the internet. Thanks for supporting some of the most authentic smut this planet has to offer."
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"Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I'm not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking"
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Kylie Shay and her partner are pretty goddamn cool. They showed me around downtown Memphis and we ate some burgers... I think. I can't remember. I was distracted by Kylie's amazing features. The waitress that served us caught Kylie's attention, but it turns out Kylie gets shy when it comes to approaching other women. See girls, it's not so easy. Is it? Oh and in case you didn't see, I added a bonus video to Thursday's update of Meleida. Follow me on Twitter to stay up to date with Zishy news. realzishy
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"While artificial intelligence can provide a semblance of companionship—offering understanding, predictability, and support—it cannot replace the depth and richness of human relationships. A living woman, as a unique individual, brings qualities that transcend what technology can offer, creating a connection that feels irreplaceable. Real women also currently have AI beat in the 'curves' department. Thanks to our new contributor, Taras, we get to see what his neighborhood barista looks like under her apron. Cheers."
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Here are a few bonus pics and a video to go along with Marcela's previous update. Stay chill.
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"I am about to perform hypnosis on you. This update, and the one that follows, will force you to appreciate photos without direct nudity just as much, if not more, than those that do feature it. My assistant will be Ariel Gossimer. She makes one hell of an amateur model. Imagine if this site did not exist. Imagine if we never got to see women like Ariel who for whatever reason didn't ""cut it"" for fashion, TV, lingerie catalogs, etc and would never agree to bare all for OF or webcam. That world would totally suck. Thanks for making Zishy possible."
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So I tell Nicole Ross, If I'm going to shoot you in another one of your itty bitty bikinis, you're gonna have to get in some water this time. She agreed and we made our way into a resort's pool of which we may or may not have been paid guests. I have a bad memory. I also suggested to Nicole that it would also be a treat if we finally saw her without makeup. Lo and behold, she was down for the cause. Once I got her back to the bedroom, she negotiated her way into cosmetics in exchange for getting completely nekkid. Hey, we all have our weak points.
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I love reading. I actually enjoy anything that pulls my eyes away from one of these screens. I know you are here for the pretty girls and the boobs and ass, and I hope they bring you a lot of entertainment, but I also want to share some great advice which was given during one of Tim Welch's wiser moments. He stressed the importance of relationships, honesty, and health. The first two, I have no idea what he's talking about, but I agree with his sentiment that health leads to happiness. And health of the mind is equally, if not more important than health of the body. Getting through a good book is a perfect way to exercise, and rest your mind. Plus, your wife will probably bitch a lot less when she finds a book in your hands, as opposed to a phone or game controller.
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"Irina and Bianca had a great workout with trainer/friend/photographer Alina. It seems apparent that they have great chemistry together. Here is part one."
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I am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.
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She is back and there will be more of her this weekend. Even some xtra. You guys have a good one.
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"Don't worry. I already scolded our contributor, Max, for his inclusion of McDonald's in this perfectly delightful smut featuring Lana Lane. I explained that the Zishy demographic is made up of Giga Chads who don't consume junk food and care deeply for their well-beings. Sure, we all might grab some fries in a moment of weakness, like if we are on a layover at the Denver airport and the edible is kicking in hard. But that is really rare. Our body is a temple, for the most part."
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"I know what you are thinking. ""OMG, she's adorable!"" See, I told ya. That was my exact reaction, too. Gabriella Noren's thick curls and speck-tacular freckles send me to the moon. We encountered dark skies, rain, and pre-flight anxiety during these photos, but we were tenacious and managed to hodge-podge an exciting update. Expect more of this unique beauty."
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"There's a lot to like about Ellie Nova. She has had a wild ride this year dipping her toes into the adult industry. I took her to Chuy's for steak fajitas and she told me her story. More to come. Bonus video tomorrow."
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"These are from way back on the very first day I ever met Soledad Lomas. I knew right away that she was special and would be a hit on the site. It was a cold day out, as you can tell from her skin, but she kindly cooked me a delicious steak on the grill. What a mensch. Soledad proceeded to demonstrate her ambitions to become a famous lingerie model. Not sure if that ever worked out, but we love her just the same on Zishy. Part 2 without that distracting lingerie coming soon."
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Tracy Maura enjoyed splashing around after a hot afternoon in Phoenix. This girl had a great time shooting until she accidentally sent the GPS location to her jealous boyfriend. Way worse than a butt dial. Luckily, Mr. Insecure was out of town.
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
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"Unfortunately, I don't have any video footage to share of Scarlett Alexis at this time. I'll make it a point in the future with her. Scarlett is great. She struck me as a snooty fashionista at first, in her all-black attire and tinted glasses. But eventually, her friendly attitude and bright smiles won me over completely. Stay tuned for more."
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"Congratulations on waiting that whole day for part two of Yvain. She really does have a natural, subtle way of captivating my attention. It seems that most of you agree. I'm working hard on getting more of her. Max tells me that Yvain, in actuality, is very shy and that she loves to draw and spend time alone in nature. I kinda buy it. She probably appreciates that squirrels aren't going to ask her if she has an Onlyfans."
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"Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."
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"Kylie Shay is back. She shows me more of Memphis. Nice girl. I am not sure about the city yet. It seems chill, but not the most uplifting place. Yeah, Elvis was from Memphis, but his story didn't end so well. Then there's Elon who just put a big AI supercomputer in the area. Hopefully, that brings more commerce and development to Memphis. But even if it did, I'm sure the corporate media will find a way to spin the situation negatively. Fucking brainwashin' bums. Part 2 soon."
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"Introducing Taya Helenova. Max photographed her for us in Ukraine. Part of Taya seems wholesome, but then I realize she smokes cigarettes and has the word ""wild"" tattooed on her body. I think I could still manage. There's probably enough of an innocent side left to corrupt. Kidding, mostly. I hear lung cancer only develops in 10-20% of all smokers. Not horrible odds. Part two tomorrow."
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Tall, fit, Mazzy Plimpton returns to Zishy with some lingerie that she claims makes her feel ultra-sexy, especially when worn on a date. We chatted a bit about her appreciation for classic rock music. Mazzy says that if you don't recognize greats like The Doors or Hendrix, then you should probably be chasing another girl. Break on through to the other side.
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Part 2 video poetic notes coming tomorrow. Must enjoy Saturday for now.
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This is part one of our finale with Sara and Brandy. These two give us a candid glimpse into their close friendship. The friends that I would smoke with in college were never this close. We never partook in any naked tickle fights nor showed each other our pubic hair. I kinda wish we had such intimacy. Or at least they could have let me do that with their girlfriends. What a selfish bunch we were. I will upload part two tomorrow.
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I don't have many guy friends. Men are mostly NPCs in my world. No matter the size of the endeavor, my motivation always seems to be the opposite sex. From combing my hair, to brushing my teeth, to learning a new language, I only think about the next nameless beauty who I want to impress. This finely-tuned body which I have literally spent years at gyms perfecting, I could not care less if another male even slightly admires it. I do it all for the girls. -Lou Ferrigno
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This is the first part of my finale with Carrie Barber. Carrie either still remains brainwashed by the mask mandates from during the pandemic, or these photos have been patiently awaiting publication. Pick your fantasy. As you can see, it was a hot day in Texas and Carrie's adventurous spirit was in full effect. See you tomorrow with part two, including video. Travel update I have made it safely to my destination. I've already been asked my views on the war. I said governments fight, while most people simply want to live.
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Sometimes all you need is a little sun and a few hits of cannabis to turn your day around. That is what I witnessed here with Soledad Lomas. Now I certainly do not advocate a daily dependence on any substance. That would be evil. That would be Starbucks. Rather, I believe it is important to reach 100 health regularly without any chemical assistance. But every now and then, we must take matters into our own hands. We must fight against the emotional muck that life has dealt us and defeat darkness with any tool at our disposal. Soledad truly does shine when the clouds part.
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If you joined the site recently, you may have noticed that I offer a discount to customers paying for annual subscriptions with Bitcoin BTC. In fact, over the last two years, I have repeatedly tried to orange-pill as much of my audience as possible. The reason isn't simply because I want to see BTC prices rise. It is because I believe we all need what BTC offers. Bitcoin is immutable currency with a fixed supply limit. That means that when the banks, the government, or big tech decides that you've broken their code of conduct, they can't just shut you down financially. It also means that your government can't endlessly devalue your earnings by minting more clown dollars fiat. At least for now, you have access to a lifeline. Seize the opportunity. It recently cost me two bucks worth of BTC to transfer 1,400 of value to a friend in a war-torn country. Good luck trying to do that within the traditional banking system. Luisa is smart. She understands the difference between Bitcoin and other crypto. You're welcome very much.
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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, even if you are alone in a cave somewhere jerkin' it to these pics of beautiful young ladies. You are a gift to the universe and baby Jesus loves you. Even if you thought about handing out poisoned cookies to the neighborhood carolers, your existence matters. 2024 is gonna be a rough one so try to make these last days count. Spend time with family. Eat some tasty food. Put on a smile and be merry. Lissa Mendez is pretty, ain't she?
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"I could badmouth this cosmic babe plenty, but why would I want to waste my time focusing on the negative? There is so much to appreciate and be amazed by with Gia Ohmy. She gave me an exciting fashion show upon her arrival. Take a seat and enjoy her seat."
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"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
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"Introducing Jacie Verbena. I like her. She seems like she has a good time being photographed. Kudos to our contributor in Ukraine. Does your government ask your permission before sending its citizens to kill or die? Doubt it. War is dumb. Part 2 tomorrow."
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"We made it, guys! Another new year and another beautiful set of images of Melina Amaru. Her sensitive eyes struggle in the sun, but the rest of her body shines. I wish all of you the best this year. And I renew my commitment to bring the internet it's finest niche soft smut. Back when I created this site in 2011, I had no idea where it would go. Thanks to you, I no longer have any bosses to submit to, well, besides my wife. Happy 2025."
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Today I have decided to take this site to the next level. No more worthless artistic integrity. I only have one goal now: to pursue the mighty dollar. I deserve an estate like that which belongs to Fawn Richfield's family. Money might not make me happy, but it will make me powerful and power makes me hard. So what's the difference? From now on, you will be entertained by the most refined ass in the most polished Bentleys here at Zishy. You may not be able to relate, but you will be able to envy. We are going Sizzler up in this motherfucker. Be ready.
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This is the first episode of my European adventure with these three incredible women. Maybe one of you can name the location in the comments. It took about an hour to get our destination from the city. I was chomping at the bit to start shooting the whole way. We first did a shoot indoors, which you will see later, then we made our way to the forest for these photos. Vero, the brunette with the shorts, had to depart for her job at a restaurant. This is why she disappears midway. Oxana, the brunette in the red top, and Lauma, the blonde, were able to stay longer and we photographed on the beach. You will get to see that later also. But for now, revel in this beautiful moment that I might one day tell my grandchildren about.
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Introducing Melba Chastain. Her eyes were so distracting that I ended up forgetting my camera bag at this health food store in Santa Monica. Fortunately for me, even an evil place like LA still has some good people in it. The bag was returned and I lived another day to create captivating smut for the world. More Melba to come.
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Angel Youngs is her name and she is about as wild and free as they come. She says she used to be heavier, but has taken up pole dancing and eating healthy. I assured her that she would have many Zishy fans regardless of extra weight. Angel and I sneaked onto a wedding venue property for these shots. Absolutely, no soul was in sight. The Covid situation isn't all negative.
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"More teasin' and cheesin' from the adorable Olya Derkach. I have probably tried pickles on pizza before, but it was so non-memorable that I have zero opinion of it. Towards the end of this 7-minute bonus video, Olya explains to our contributor that when she agreed to topless, it only meant that she would be without a top, but always covering her pepper-oh-never mind. I was trying to stick to the pizza theme. Yura learned a valuable lesson, as I have many times, which is that in this business/artform/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, we remain at the mercy of the beautiful woman in front of us. So it goes. I am still grateful, O."
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As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
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"Hello, guys. We tried our best but Debra and I could not find a razor to save our lives. I feel like it is going to be alright. I feel like there are enough of you out there who appreciate the completely natural look. And if there isn't, well then let me say in the sincerest and most respectful way, ""my bad"". But seriously these photos come with an interesting story. Debra's brother came home unexpectedly during our shoot and wanted to kick my ass for taking photos of his sister. I declined his offer and bid my farewell to the siblings. Debra is a wonderful person. Bonus video tomorrow."
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"More fun times with the bubbly Bubble Butt Venus. She gets a thrill from this type of work, it is plain to see. We held our adventure in the square of a small Texas town. Venus took extra pleasure knowing that we were catching glances from conservative college students. Stay rebel."
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Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
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"The magic of Zishy is that you can see how it looks to take out an adorable young lady in Argentina without ever leaving your studio apartment or parents' basement. At some point though, I want you to get your shit together and make it happen though for reals. Do it for all of us who are now spoken for, like me. Those of us for whom it has become essential to clear our browser history. Pathetic. Have a great weekend."
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"Here is the conclusion of our day with Irina Dyvyn and Bianca Bell. If you enjoy women being comfortable and playful and unpressured, you will probably dig this update. Alina, our contributor, has a talent for making her subjects feel relaxed and willing to be completely candid. Her work brings us along for the ride. After 8 minutes of the 13-minute video, you will only be able to understand the dialog if you speak Russian. Mostly, Bianca talks about her office job, the Russian/Ukranian language issue, and how tech guys are odd. Have a great weekend."
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You guys seem to appreciate Keely as much as I do, so I decided to tack on a bonus sequence of photos today. Part of me feels that I must include images of my subject in panties with each set. Then there is a part of me that says, 'Zach, there are no rules. Stop being a pussy.' In general, I despise rules manufactured out of thin air, so the latter attitude tends to prevail. Do me a favor if you'd like to help support Zishy model scouting and my other artistic endeavors. Please follow www.instagram.comzachvenice on IG. Thanks.
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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After sunset in this Italian town, women will walk the streets looking for paying customers. It is made obvious by the cheap, revealing clothes they wear and the expensive cars they get picked up in. Money can buy you certain thrills, but it can not buy you a woman like Claudia Veneza. For her, I had to invest years into learning my craft, convincing not only others, but myself that I am a half-decent artist. And well, it worked. Claudia is totally worth it.
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"I have many regrets about my younger days. Mostly they stem from wasting time on stupid shit like TV, movies, video games, spectator sports, etc. I should have focused more energy on developing useful skills like skateboarding, running scams, speaking Mandarin or explosive-making. It took me a while, but I finally realized that in order to get anything meaningful out of life, I needed to become a hunter. No one was going to give me the rabbits of this world. I had to learn how to catch them for myself. I hope you know how to get yours."
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"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
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Vicky Chandler is laid back and genuinely loves showing off her natural body. We photographed at her home in Texas. Vicky says that her neighbors love her. Somehow I'm not surprised. And most women prefer to wear knickers under their pantyhose, but Vicky is not one of them. I generally avoid conflict with the models, so there you have it.
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Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don't worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful wild friendloversistercousinmother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
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Balboa Park in San Diego is a lovely setting for portraits. I recommend that you go early in the morning before swarms of sweaty, overweight tourists arrive to obstruct the picturesque backgrounds. Onna Metcalf has a shy demeanor that had me assuming she'd be unable to pull off risky shots in public. Onna is quiet and generally keeps her emotions to herself, but one thing she is not is risk-averse. Let's all take this Monday, lay it on its back, pull its Amazon Essentials panties to the side, and remind it who is boss.
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Back in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
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I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
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Tall and leggy Sloan Kendricks needed to pick up some things at the mall, so I rudely invited myself along. Her poor crop top could barely cover a few inches of her expansive torso. Oddly enough, no one complained. Sloan is sweet and playful and her figure could not have been bestowed on a more modest individual. Enjoy watching grown-ass men play with a ball tonight. CX Kidtronik's Big Girl Skinny Girl is the track in the changing room video.
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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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Oh, spare me. You think we are going to war with Russia? Yeah ok, that is totally what the world needs right now. Maybe we should all go back to chucking spears. Have we not evolved at all? What the fuck will killing a bunch of poor people do? People need to get laid more. People need to feel the warm invite of a nice fat ass and calm down. Hope you enjoy this one of Carrie Barber. Toodles.
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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"These two are a fun pair that Max captures for us in Kyiv. Rachel Veiss is the brunette and Beglie Skipper is the blonde. Guess there is way more than a goldmine of critical minerals in the region that might interest U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham. Poor Lindsey. He has said, ""I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me."" If only he lived in Ukraine. Anyways, more from the bedroom coming soon. Don't fret."
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When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
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"Such a beauty living in a troubled region. I am so thankful we still get to catch glimpses of magic from Kiev. Our contributor seems to have truly built up rapport with Taya. This is part one and I will be back with the conclusion tomorrow. Probably with video. For now, I need to bow out early to bake cookies for my kid's school winter fair. What a life, right?"
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Part 2 has arrived of this exquisite woman photographed by Max. The war continues and is disgusting to me when viewed from any angle--the exact opposite of how I feel about Lana Lane. Shit is gonna get better, I think. And if it doesn't, then that means today is the best day of the rest of our lives. Enjoy it. See you in 2024.
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Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
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"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
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"I am so damn happy the election is over. I am not happy to witness the trauma of the losing side, but that could have easily been predicted by the way corporate media has portrayed the winner for the last eight years. Both sides now have a duty. The dems need to challenge their assertions by critiquing what they were told and how they were led. The winners need to take the higher road by not dunking all over the losers on social media. It's gross and will lead to more cultural turmoil. The only one that should be dunking is Daisy. Please, Daisy. Dunk away. I'll see if I can put up a bonus video later today. This dude needs some rest."