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"I had an appointment with my kid's teacher today. She is a sweet person. Very intelligent. She reads poetry, spends a lot of time in nature, LOVES classical music—mostly Mozart, but I can look past that, and even enjoys the occasional glass of wine on the weekends. Anyhoo, my child's education is very important to me, so I insisted that Ms. Thompson meet me after school hours to discuss further. She agreed. Wish me luck."
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"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
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"The magic of Zishy is that you can see how it looks to take out an adorable young lady in Argentina without ever leaving your studio apartment or parents' basement. At some point though, I want you to get your shit together and make it happen though for reals. Do it for all of us who are now spoken for, like me. Those of us for whom it has become essential to clear our browser history. Pathetic. Have a great weekend."
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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Here's a little, but actually not too small, Valentine's gift for you from Tyla Jessop. She gave Zishy a heroic effort and I am thankful. In the end, she remains concerned that this sort of modeling will ruin her Hollywood dreams. Fortunately, Hollywood has died and you can do whatever you want and your success is only limited by your talent. Enjoy the weekend. Don't forget to show your special lady how much you care. One great V-day idea is to cuddle up together and watch the UFC pay-per-view event tonight. That's what I'm getting my missus. You're welcome.
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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I meet so many incredible women when I travel and yet Nika Nikitina still stands out. She is like lighting in a bottle. And just like lighting, she is not easy to photograph. She puts on a blistering pace from the get-go. If you don't know how to operate your camera instinctually, you will be screwed. Lucky for me, I have put in the hours and know little else besides this chase. Chasing beauty--I have surrendered myself to this calling. Will probably be at it until the end, boys. Stay along for the ride.
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"Our contributor in Colombia has this friend that is super photogenic but was dating this really jealous dickhead who would never share his gf with the internet. Vicky, the contributor, was able to capture these a while back, but had agreed not to use them until Maya's toxic relationship was over. Looks like we are in the clear now. Juan, find someone else to terrorize ... or grow up. My vote is for the latter. Part 2 very soon."
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"Daphne Dare invites us into her quiet, pink chambers for this intimate session. Her room is filled with all things girly, including a cat, sewing machine, countless stuffies, a large bottle of coconut rum, and mandatory massage wand. I could tell right away that this was her safe space, its own little world that she doesn't regularly share with just anyone. Thanks, Daphne. Part 2 tomorrow."
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"If you are reading this and you have yet to subscribe, then I must declare that you are missing out. The other day I found a site that asks for $50 a month (the price of a year of Zishy). This site features amazing women too and decent photography, but I can already sense the regret which would quickly follow that purchase. But who cares? I'm not worried about what others do. I'm worried about you missing out on women like Jupiter Stassy, watching her flash the camera while she is shopping for a Halloween costume. You won't find that Gucci anywhere else. No cap. Zishy just hits different."
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"More teasin' and cheesin' from the adorable Olya Derkach. I have probably tried pickles on pizza before, but it was so non-memorable that I have zero opinion of it. Towards the end of this 7-minute bonus video, Olya explains to our contributor that when she agreed to topless, it only meant that she would be without a top, but always covering her pepper-oh-never mind. I was trying to stick to the pizza theme. Yura learned a valuable lesson, as I have many times, which is that in this business/artform/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, we remain at the mercy of the beautiful woman in front of us. So it goes. I am still grateful, O."
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I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
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When I shoot, I am mostly trying to create both pretty and interesting pictures. I am trying to highlight what I find appealing about my subject, but I'm also trying to build a relatable fantasy for my audience. I want to bring them into worlds that are not easily accessible. I want to showcase wild personalities and special moments in time. I want to inspire, entertain, and give people, mostly men, a feeling of acceptance for their instinctual nature. I want to share my humor at these absurd biological conditions we live in. But most importantly, I want to make a dollar, because my wife's tastes get more goddamn expensive every single year. So subscribe and enjoy!
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It was a wonderful afternoon. I was scrolling on my phone, sitting in my bean bag chair, I had just eaten my afternoon edible. Then, incoming SMS. Amber Moore Hey, wanna hit up a trail? I'm dying to get naked in nature. Zach Oh, alright. But bring a couple of dresses too. No rest for the wicked.
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"This update starts off with Lissa Mendez looking serious, to be honest, possibly even a little pissed. Gradually, we see her loosen up in front of our eyes. That million dollar smile reemerges, and all is right again in the universe. I don't know the entire story behind it, but along with you, I look forward to downloading more information on Lissa in part two. Together we will get to the bottom of this. See ya tomorrow. Z"
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"Hola. Got a ton of images in this one. Spent a lot of time with Kari Pitinova and there is more to come. She is super interesting and diverse with her talents. She likes salsa dancing, drawing, arm wrestling, spearfishing, and god knows what else. We had a really great day. Kari surprised me with her adventurous spirit in a quite public setting. I was expecting more of a shy, modest type. Oh well, don't judge a book ... right?"
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"I have many regrets about my younger days. Mostly they stem from wasting time on stupid shit like TV, movies, video games, spectator sports, etc. I should have focused more energy on developing useful skills like skateboarding, running scams, speaking Mandarin or explosive-making. It took me a while, but I finally realized that in order to get anything meaningful out of life, I needed to become a hunter. No one was going to give me the rabbits of this world. I had to learn how to catch them for myself. I hope you know how to get yours."
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"You are not supposed to be able to get Coca Cola products in Russia. Well, good luck with that. I'm probably not even supposed to bring you these photos of forbidden Russian women. And that Telegram guy, the one who was arrested in France, you know what his real crime was? His app gives people the ability to communicate with each other without letting the government listen in on the conversation. Seriously, when is enough going to be enough? ""Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist."" — Pablo Picasso"
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"A 7-minute video that documents this perfect day with the perfect Miquela. Watch her flash and tease us as she paddles down the the river. Then, she romantically strips down back at the dimly lit cabin. Are all Argentinian women this game and beautiful? Gawddamn!!! Don't worry, this is not the last we will see of Miquela."
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"These two are a fun pair that Max captures for us in Kyiv. Rachel Veiss is the brunette and Beglie Skipper is the blonde. Guess there is way more than a goldmine of critical minerals in the region that might interest U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham. Poor Lindsey. He has said, ""I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me."" If only he lived in Ukraine. Anyways, more from the bedroom coming soon. Don't fret."
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"It has been winter in Argentina for the last few months, but that doesn't mean our contributors there have been in hibernation. Here is another delightful adventure with familiar face, Zoe Aguilar and her new friend, Emma Velazquez. Zoe has had so much fun shooting for us that she talked Emma into joining the team. Which flavor would you pick? Part two on the way."
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"Introducing Jacie Verbena. I like her. She seems like she has a good time being photographed. Kudos to our contributor in Ukraine. Does your government ask your permission before sending its citizens to kill or die? Doubt it. War is dumb. Part 2 tomorrow."
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Another epically long update. Guess it is your lucky week. Here is Alli Chandler. She wrote me claiming she is a big fan of Zishy and wanted to put on a show for the site. Well she certainly did that. Arriving at her place, I knew that I was in for a ride. Scattered clothes, water pipes, colorful adult toys. We walked Alli's dog then went out for more public adventure. It was a brisk day in Arizona, but our muse had a secret internal heater. She shows that to us at Dick's Sporting Goods. You're absolutely right if you guessed that an xtra will follow. Hold on to your hats with Alli Chandler.
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Happy Halloween, guys. Someone asked me if I was gonna have a Halloween-themed update. I decided against this. I'm already sick of girls putting on hookered-up, cheap-ass, synthetic costumes pretending to be a slut for one day of the year. These women are cowards. I'm a fan of those perennial freaks who can do it in jeans and a sweater. If you're like me, Penelope Kay is your gal. She has this wholesome charm on the exterior, but inside is as wild and uninhibited as they come. Stick around and you'll get to see more.
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Just another gorgeous girl from Colombia photographed by one of our contributors. In all honesty, I think Julia Campos could have been documented more thoroughly and with a stronger focus on narrative and tease. But then I thought to myself, Julia's beauty and energy more than make up for any of my small gripes. Here's a nice intro set, which will be followed by others of her at a later date. Sleep tight.
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This is the first part of my finale with Carrie Barber. Carrie either still remains brainwashed by the mask mandates from during the pandemic, or these photos have been patiently awaiting publication. Pick your fantasy. As you can see, it was a hot day in Texas and Carrie's adventurous spirit was in full effect. See you tomorrow with part two, including video. Travel update I have made it safely to my destination. I've already been asked my views on the war. I said governments fight, while most people simply want to live.
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Kylie Shay and her partner are pretty goddamn cool. They showed me around downtown Memphis and we ate some burgers... I think. I can't remember. I was distracted by Kylie's amazing features. The waitress that served us caught Kylie's attention, but it turns out Kylie gets shy when it comes to approaching other women. See girls, it's not so easy. Is it? Oh and in case you didn't see, I added a bonus video to Thursday's update of Meleida. Follow me on Twitter to stay up to date with Zishy news. realzishy
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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As promised, here's a little more of the amazing Dallas Mills!
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"I asked ChatGPT to tell me a joke about crazy women. Here's what it said: I think it’s best to keep jokes respectful and inclusive. Then I asked it to tell me one about crazy men and without hesitation it gave me some lame anecdote unfit for my standards. The point is that AI has both a bias and a poor sense of humor. Maybe that is our future--a humorless one. We will walk on eggshells around everyone so as not to offend or hurt feelings. Damn, I miss the 90s. Enjoy today's crazy lady."
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"Sometimes I need the better part of a day in order to create a compelling set of beautiful images for the site. And sometimes, I only need about fifteen minutes. This gallery of Greta Yarbrough is an example of the latter. She brought out a gorgeous vintage dress that used to be her grandmother's (okay, I might have made that up) and we quickly executed an impromptu ""flash""-ion sesh in the front of her house for all the neighbors to witness. It was great. Greta is great. Hope you enjoy. I will try to add a bonus video tomorrow."
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"Unfortunately, I don't have any video footage to share of Scarlett Alexis at this time. I'll make it a point in the future with her. Scarlett is great. She struck me as a snooty fashionista at first, in her all-black attire and tinted glasses. But eventually, her friendly attitude and bright smiles won me over completely. Stay tuned for more."
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"I know what you are thinking. ""OMG, she's adorable!"" See, I told ya. That was my exact reaction, too. Gabriella Noren's thick curls and speck-tacular freckles send me to the moon. We encountered dark skies, rain, and pre-flight anxiety during these photos, but we were tenacious and managed to hodge-podge an exciting update. Expect more of this unique beauty."
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"I am about to perform hypnosis on you. This update, and the one that follows, will force you to appreciate photos without direct nudity just as much, if not more, than those that do feature it. My assistant will be Ariel Gossimer. She makes one hell of an amateur model. Imagine if this site did not exist. Imagine if we never got to see women like Ariel who for whatever reason didn't ""cut it"" for fashion, TV, lingerie catalogs, etc and would never agree to bare all for OF or webcam. That world would totally suck. Thanks for making Zishy possible."
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Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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We were in a crunch for time and Adriene Macedo's social anxiety started kicking in, so rather than assault customers at REI for staring at her, I proposed that we take pictures inside Adriene's car. She was down. Besides being beautiful. Adriene is an avid reader of outsider perspectives, like Graham Hancock. She is also big into conspiracy theories. For example, like that the Reagan administration sold weapons to Iran, or that there was a harmful virus in the polio vaccine, or that there weren't actually any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. What a kook. But still, look into it.
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Basically, I am a drug dealer. These experiences deliver large doses of goodness to my brain. I document the excitement with my camera and I broadcast it to you. Rikki Till is obviously not shy and intended to prove it in the last couple of frames. Lordy. My own cousin told me that he doesn't understand why people pay for porn when they can get it for free. Bro, someone better pay because we all need our fix and these women aren't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. Thanks to everyone who abides by the honor system.
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"Here is part two of my adventure with Meadow Brink in Wisconsin. The truth is that Meadow was more affected by the cold than myself. Not sure how that is possible since she is native, but I guess it happens. While I was there, I noticed that snow, ice, and cold had lost their luster to the community. There's a point where it stops being fun and simply becomes a dreaded burden. Although I have spent more time with Meadow than most other models, this special woman has yet to lose her shine."
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"I like Luci Pineda. She reminds me of this really sweet girl I used to know. I should have given her a chance, but I was too distracted by street ballin' and the rap game. Now that I have made more paper than I can spend and courted an endless list of thirsty bitches, I think I'm ready for someone like Luci. Someone who is going to slow life down for me. I have learned that the word 'love' is an empty container, only filled by kindness towards others and most importantly, towards ourselves. -Horst Simco"
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"Vonnie Bean has features that set my world on fire. After we went out for tacos in Scottsdale, I proposed that we capture some photographs in a bubble bath. You know, only for the sake of being thorough. How could we possibly live without ever seeing Vonnie bathe? She was kind enough to accept and even removed the metal tchotchkes from her nipples. Creamy alabaster beans for the win!"
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Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
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When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
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Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
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"Here we have over six and a half minutes of video with the ridiculous Samadhi Amour. She dances, shakes, and strips for all humanity to admire. I wager that this experience will travel to the far reaches of the internet for generations to come, as it should. I want my great grandchildren to behold Samadhi's beauty. And try to relax, this isn't the last you and I will be seeing of her."
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"Throwback to the Covid era, when we were told that we were gonna die and kill all our family members if we stood closer than six feet to a stranger. I was still out there, hustling, traveling with the beautiful Bess Burton. Back then, the man on TV was saying the virus came from bat soup, that masks and experimental vaccines and nothing else would keep us safe. Now, hardly anyone gives a damn that the CIA has officially reported it was caused by a lab leak, or that most people wore masks, were vaccinated and still got sick. We have dealt with so much bullshit over the years. But I'll tell you what isn't bullshit ... the curves on Bess. 100% natural origin. Stay skeptical, friends."
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Introducing Iliza Monteforte. Her couch might be half-destroyed, but her personality is pristine. She lives near a big university in Florida and has a bunch of wild roommates that like to party. I am sure their landlord has already gambled away the security deposit. When you have a college girlfriend like Iliza, you don't sweat the small stuff. It is okay if the carpet is filthy and the garbage wreaks. Worry about being civilized back at home with the wife and kids, where the carefree invincibility of youth is but a distant memory. And don't forget to clear your message history, you scoundrel.
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"Here is the conclusion of our day with Irina Dyvyn and Bianca Bell. If you enjoy women being comfortable and playful and unpressured, you will probably dig this update. Alina, our contributor, has a talent for making her subjects feel relaxed and willing to be completely candid. Her work brings us along for the ride. After 8 minutes of the 13-minute video, you will only be able to understand the dialog if you speak Russian. Mostly, Bianca talks about her office job, the Russian/Ukranian language issue, and how tech guys are odd. Have a great weekend."
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"Soledad Lomas sizzles in this straightforward set of photos. A towel, a bed, and a gorgeous woman--sometimes that is all we really need on a Friday in late August. I relocated to Austin well before the COVID migration. I didn't think I would be able to find the level of talent here that I often came across in Los Angeles. I was partially right. There are model droughts and macro-economic and socio factors play a role, but overall I am happy I made my move to Texas. Soledad is living proof that every region has its uncut gems."
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I hear Sidney Alexis left the adult industry. I hear she is about to become a mother. I hear all sorts of things about these women after I work with them. What I sincerely hope for is that the future is more open-minded and that their boldness is not something they one day come to regret just because Joe Vanilla finds promiscuity to be uncouth. Erase the shame.
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It is hard to find women of Pakistani descent to pose for Zishy, but somehow fate brought us Ushna Malik. She was born in Pakistan and came to the US when she was in elementary school. She just turned 19 this February. Ushna is open-minded, full of energy, and loves to break the rules. On this particular afternoon, we made a stop at Office Depot and made use of Ushna's thirst for adventure.
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I meant to publish this update yesterday, but I am currently traveling across Europe. I will soon reach my destination, which may or may not welcome my western presence. We shall see. But after, there will be less snags in my schedule. Promise. Someone asked me, so you even have to work while on vacation? To which I replied, my work is so good that I dont need a vacation. Am I supposed to take a break from meeting and photographing women like Reina Rae? Cmon. I dread vacations. You know how hard it is to travel and admire the female wonders that I can not photograph in this way? Painful is an understatement. No matter which path a life takes, there is always plenty of pain to embrace.
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This is part one of our finale with Sara and Brandy. These two give us a candid glimpse into their close friendship. The friends that I would smoke with in college were never this close. We never partook in any naked tickle fights nor showed each other our pubic hair. I kinda wish we had such intimacy. Or at least they could have let me do that with their girlfriends. What a selfish bunch we were. I will upload part two tomorrow.
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I was just walking around, slightly sloshed, minding my own business in Vegas when I met this lovely person. Sure, it was the weekend of some big adult convention, but that was merely a coincidence. She called herself Vangelica Vee and was exuberant as they come. She accompanied me to dinner and then gracefully entertained all my creative photographic ideas. I asked Vangelica about her own talents, hobbies, interests and she said she preferred to demonstrate for my camera. That's when sweet Vee whipped out an interesting apparatus from her bag and showed me a magic trick. It almost disappeared. Pretty cool.
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Ira Sedina is back, but this time I promised her that we would do something more mainstream and less erotic. These women aren't just sex objects, guys. So I explained to Ira that this session would be all about the fashion--the contrast between elegant underwear paired with colorful, playful socks. Nothing scandalous. Nothing smutty. 100 innocent and tasteful. We take these things seriously here at Zishy. Part 2 with video soon. Spoiler alert Ira ditches the distracting panties.
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Now comes our finale with Solana from Moscow. Part one today. Part two with bonus video tomorrow. The two women that made these updates possible deserve a great deal of our gratitude. Keep on rocking in the free world. At this point, I think that applies to none of us, but it probably never did.
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"Hello, Monday! Here is the first part of our finale with Tasia Loomer. I can always count on Alina, our contributor, to bring images with raw energy and personality. She forgot to bring bubble bath to Tasia's apartment, but luckily nature has supplied Tasia with plenty of her own. Part 2 tomorrow with video."
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One day soon I will add an xtra from this episode with Savannah Small. She really turned up the heat for me when I photographed her in her bedroom. You would think that I am a Jason Mamoa-type by the way some of these women react to my shoots. But I assure you I am not. I egg them on a bit with crass humor and a non-judgy attitude, I might even treat them like human beings. It's wild, but every now and then that works. It definitely helps though if they are a genuine freak in the sheets like Savannah. Bonus video tomorrow.
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"Sometimes it is absurd how beautiful a woman can be. This is one of those times. I realized that I never posted part two of this series with Amber Moore, such an awful crime that I hope you can forgive. My library is deep and ever-growing with untold marvels that the world MUST see. But there is only one me. One curator. One smutty professor. This is the only way I know how to bring consistent quality to a site like Zishy. I have go slow, stay small, and not chase the common denominator. Thank you for not being the common denominator. And it just occurred to me that there is a generation of adults that was born after ""Eyes Wide Shut"" was culturally prevalent. Check it out. It's a great holiday film. I will add a bonus video by the end of tomorrow."
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Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
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Hopeless SoFrantic is the type of person that could make me leave my high-ranking position in the Riders Of The Afterlife. I would never again dissect any of the local fauna. No more experiments or projects involving pool cleaning supplies and captured pets. No more seagull trials. Alright, who am I kidding? You all know that I don't have time for cults or mischief that doesn't involve photographing gorgeous women like Hopeless. This is my addiction. And Hopeless is a hell of an enabler.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Here's part two as promised. The video that I have of Tasia Loomer totals to about 12 minutes, so I'm posting the second half as a 'soft' xtra. The first five minutes are below. Tasia is so damn naturally sweet and adorable with a delectable figure. I have the feeling you won't be finding her anywhere else on the internet. Thanks for supporting some of the most authentic smut this planet has to offer."
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"Here is part 2 as promised. For all the Zishy fans who have thought about it, but for whatever reason have never gotten into drinking, here is a tip. Head down to your local convenience store and pick up an extra large fountain drink (Coke or iced tea) and a miniature bottle of Malibu rum. Discard roughly the volume of the Malibu bottle from your fountain drink. Then, pour the rum in and stir lightly. This sweet concoction will serve as a gentle intro to consuming alcohol. It is how my old workmates at Blockbuster Video got me started. I don't drink any more ... but I don't drink any less."
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"Here is what I have left of the lovely Lissa. I will see if we can get more of her, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I will also add a bonus video later today if there is enough decent footage (if there is any, it ain't much). Lissa knows how to make our popsicles drip. AI wrote that. Wasn't me."
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Enjoy part two, you beautiful motherfuckers.
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Helene Trobec calls herself a man trapped in a woman's body. She gets along better with males and hardly has any female friends. Yet Helene still considers herself to be very emotional. She is quite the puzzle to solve. Helene says she loves Elvis Presley, but could not name a song of his. What she does know is how to tease the hell out of a camera even in a silly outfit. Screw glamour, this is the real Helene Trobec.
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Back in the old days, humans used to torture the hell out of each other. They utilized physical pain to break the spirits of their enemies, instill fear, gain obedience, etc. Important shit. In most of the modern world, we now think calling someone a hurtful name on the internet is violence. In fact, the mere mentioning of certain words can have you excommunicated. People now live each day in fear of either being offended or offending someone who is hyper-sensitive. I say bring back the spikes. Ivanna Ershova has a few torture devices of her own.
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
